Goose

she/her EVIL lesbian

[chaotic-goose123]

INTRO POST AHHHHH

Hi! I’m goose (she/her). I’m a lesbian, a trans woman, and most importantly A MINOR >:[. I’m pretty much just a shitposter, and if you follow me don’t expect much.

[chaotic-goose123]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS KILLED BY HIS FUCKING MICROPHONE

[chaotic-goose123]

Sometimes I see a snake on top of a mountain or somewhere else cool and I’m just like wow, this mf really out here living my dream. No legs, no money, just slithering along.

[segamascott]

[bi-astolfo]

Yes, investigation claimed at least 1,200 detainees 'dropped off the grid' from 'Alligator Alcatraz'

The claim is not new — the Miami Herald published its findings in summer 2025.

[standwithdaanes]

source for the congresswoman thing as well, because i hadn't heard about that:

Rep. LaMonica McIver Faces 17 Years in Prison Over ICE Jail Inspection

The Trump administration has repeatedly attempted to restrict or thwart congressmembers’ access to ICE jails.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

me seeing a beautiful sunset: this is just like in phineas and ferb summer belongs to you when there was a beautiful sunset

[sailatina3]

[chaotic-goose123]

“Mr Gorbachev, suck on my balls” -Donald duck I think

[danvillecheese]

damn near said “may the ferb be with you” to my star wars-loving boss

[danvillecheese]

don’t do this to me

[chaotic-goose123]

Did something related to archaeology in class today and I had to withhold the immense knowledge that takes up all the space in my brain so my peers would not realize my true power

[chaotic-goose123]

A wise woman once said “what is there to live for without my $7 sweet treat”. It was me. I am very wise make me your new favorite philosopher

[chaotic-goose123]

And Alexander wept, for there were no more bitches at the function

[bramble-berries]

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

[captain-cargoshorts]

do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

hate it when i’ve almost 100%-ed my water and the waitress comes over to reset my progress

[spookierz]

on one hand perry the platypus is a fully capable, grown adult with a job and responsibilities and deserves to be treated as such, platypusness aside. on the other hand??? he SUCH is a cutie patootie

[chaotic-goose123]

Waluigi is my spirit animal

[chaotic-goose123]

Project Hail Mary is crazy because wdym I’m crying over THE CUTEST LITTLE ROCK EVER