chaotic-neutral-logic-sass

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[midnightepiphany]

Same energy

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[anstarwar]

The Clone Wars & The Bad Batch: an episode guide

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[jd-loves-fiction]

The Dad Batch™

[jd-loves-fiction]

Oh. Absolutely.

[doompatrl]

there’s three types of heroes:

[doompatrl]

there’s three types of heroes:

[almabel]

Just some silly doodles of the batfam taking the subway

[stephenstilwell-deactivated2021]

“We were strangers at first, now we’re strangers again.”

— s.s. (stephenstilwell)

[chaotic-neutral-logic-sass]

When we once knew everything about each other, we now act as if strangers

[leftover-beans]

Pardon my lack of og posts lately, have some chickens as an apology :D

[leftover-beans]

Pardon my lack of og posts lately, have some chickens as an apology :D

[chaotic-neutral-logic-sass]

Awww, did you hold Amelia? She’s really sweet.

[iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch]

That glorious Choir moment when-

The sopranos split into two parts and soprano 2’s have to do melody but they keep missing the notes

And the altos are just sitting there with shit eating grins.

[rightfully-ravenclaw]

[chaotic-neutral-logic-sass]

Choir things

When you yell at someone and your voice drops two octaves, And you’re already a girl whose in the tenor section.

[frownyalfred]

good morning are you the italicized oh or the italicized fuck today

[chaotic-neutral-logic-sass]

FUCK

[dickiesgrayson]

#IsBruceWayneBatman: a social media au | Part I

[crinosg]

I mean yeah this is exactly what would happen.

Batman has gone to great lengths to create the persona of “Bruce Wayne, upper class twit who could never be Batman.”

If Batman walked into the middle of Gotham Square and pulled off his mask and yelled “I, Bruce Wayne, am Batman!” The Headline would be “Bruce Wayne gets drunk at costume party, driven home by Commissioner James Gordon.”

And on that ride home:

Gordon: You are such a piece of shit you know that right? One of these days that’s not gonna work.

Bruce: *With the biggest shit eating grin ever* I know Jim, but it never stops being funny.

Gordon: So…. out of curiosity, how much money did Ollie lose to you this time?

Bruce: A gentleman never tells Jim, besides, its not about the money, its about the satisfaction of being right….. and the look on his face.

Gordon: Nice.

[jeeperso]

and you just know Alfred has a veritable host of “embarrassing early morning bruce” pics and video raring to go, like after a “skiing accident” to cover up a particularly nasty bat-injury in the line of duty

“I’m fine Alfred.”

“If you are, then prove it by putting on your socksies by your self.”

(source is Harley Quinn season 2, episode 5, but I can see this as part of Dave Willis’ “Happy Bruce” headcanon

[crinosg]

I think the villain reactions would be priceless as well.

Two Face: Look I was friends with Bruce for years. He’s a nice guy, but doesn’t have the brains God gave a fiddler crab. He’s not Batman.

Riddler: I can confirm this. I took him and his board of directors hostage once. He tried to write me a check and got the check wrong. Four. Times. He had to ask his guy Lucius Fox to do it. It was just plain awkward for everyone involved.

Poison Ivy: Bruce is what we in the business call a Himbo, great to look at, a real sweetheart, but not much going on upstairs. I guarantee he’s not Batman.

Penguin: I’ve had Bruce Wayne as a guest at the Iceberg lounge before. Nice guy, excellent tipper, complete and utter moron. If he’s Batman I’ll eat my umbrella.

Joker: What? Oh yea of course Bruce Wayne is Batman. I mean obviously right?

Rest of the villains:……

Joker: Wait, you mean you guys didn’t know? I figured it out like the first day.

Penguin: You…. you’re joking right.

Joker: Penguin you will KNOW when I am joking. Seriously. No one else figured it out. No one. Just me. You guys are dumbasses.

Riddler: *Pinches bridge of nose* Okay…. so if Bruce Wayne is Batman, and you KNEW this the whole time, why not just KILL BRUCE WAYNE?

Joker: *As serious as a heart attack* because I’m not fighting Bruce Wayne, I’m fighting Batman. Obviously.

Riddler: Goddammit I hate you so much Joker. So fucking much. I can literally taste how much I hate you.

[frownyalfred]

in love with the idea of the batkids switching out Bruce’s mugs for increasingly random shit, and Alfred just taking it down to the cave and handing it off without blinking

one day it’s a bright sparkly unicorn cup in the middle of his league meeting. next day it’s a spiky monstrosity that can’t actually be held. boom. thursday it’s “superman can get this bussy” in bright gold letters. my man drinks from it looking clark DEAD in the eyes