Clouds & Dumpster Fires

Cloud | 21 | He/She/They/It | INFP | Bee Whisperer 🐝 | 18+ 🔞 -> I am an adult and I only want adults on my pages -> Current obsession: BG3 & Obey me -> Pansexual 🍳 Enby 🏳️‍🌈 -> Post Emo / Punk 🎶 -> I am physically unable to like things the normal amount 😌

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Clouds and Dumpster Fires Main

NSFW Blog: @acloudthatneedspraise

Backup account: @chaoticcloudcommand2 & @acloudthatneedspraise2

Some people's pinned post is like blog rules or a long written exposition of what their morals are. Some times it's a trigger warning for the content of their blog so that people know not to interact with potentially harmful content.

Mine? You may be asking yourself… A sparkling word art gif displaying the phrase "Real Cowboys Ride Cock":

Okay for real tho... this is where I post all my bullshit. Random shitposting. Reblogging and making fanfic and fanart. I'll post about my life and my job. I'll rant. I'll laugh. I'll cry. Maybe you want to join me?

I reblog a lot of things so to keep it all organized I have a tag system that I sometimes follow. Self tag is #cloud speaks. Shit posts will be tagged with #shitpost. Under #Ramblings of a cloud, my thoughts on various fandom related things. I tag my own fics with #Cloud's Fics for now until I get a masterlist going. Any asks are tagged with #Cloud Answers. I do my best to tag things accordingly.

And I guess now I have to make blog rules so here we go:

DNI:

🔞 If you are a child, and I don't care if you're 17 and you think that's close enough. Do. Not. Follow. Me. I will block you. I reblog, heart, and make alot of 18+ NSFW content. I make posts that are inappropriate for minors. Do not follow me. I will block you. Like honestly I shouldn't even have to say this the art above this literally says "Real Cowboys Ride Cock". This blog is alot cleaner then the other one but that is besides the point.

MINORS DNI WITH EITHER OF MY BLOGS

If you are "pro-life" and the kind of "pro-life" person that think abortion is murder and wants to take away womans right, get fucked. If youre not that kind of "pro-lifer", you are more than welcome to stay.

DNI If you are a TERF or any kind of LGBTQ+phobe.

If you are or think that MAPS (AKA FUCKING PEDOPHILES) is a valid sexuality then DNI. Literally choke on a cock and die. I hope you get swarmed by hornets. Fuck off.

If you're a Zionist or a Nazi get absolutely fucked. If you think what is happening in Palestine is anything other than a Genocide try to imagine watching *your* small child or entire family line get blown up by bombs over something you have nothing to do with and see how you like it.

I once blocked someone because they said they didn't like pizza. I blocked someone last week because I didn't like their vibes. No one is safe.

Blog Rules:

Please just be respectful. Biggest rule here is don't be a dick.

Don't submit/ask/commission me to write anything NSFW involving minor characters. I do not write for "adult" charecters that are coded as children either. It's fucking disgusting and makes me feel all icky 🤢

I write and do things at my pace. I do not take anything in life seriously and that includes this blog.

Masterlist

I'm kinda lazy so I will get around to this eventually, maybe, probably not.

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[teaboot]

Also??? If it’s that fucking easy to get a gun off a person then there is no way in HELL it was holstered properly, holy shit

[sforzesco]

Do you have enough love in your heart To go and get your hands dirty? It isn’t that much, but it’s a good start So go and get your hands dirty 

dirty, grandson

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[chaoticcloudcommand]

The casino is my personal Hell.

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[hiddeninsakura]

[sandersstudies]

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

[sandersstudies]

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

PEER REVIEWED

[teaboot]

when my brother was in toddler hockey they had to skate back and forth between the stands to practice going fast and it was AMAZING cause they were so slow and wobbly so it was just a line of a dozen little armoured-up little meatball tanks frantically shuffling away from you, then they’d have to stop turn and come back and none of them were taller than the wall so you’s just see shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle, ALL OUT OF VIEW, then hear think-thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk as they all slowly collided with it one by one

Children doing things are so motivated and terrible and enthusiastic, they’re like puppies

[queer-as-city-folk]

When am I allowed to stab a man?

[important-quest1on-anon]

march 15th

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's so far away though

[chaoticcloudcommand]

2 more days.

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Okay but like, what if there were people trapped in there???

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Do not burn your drawings of the fire goddess because you think the drawing is bad. It will confuse and concern her.

If you do, promptly stop. Apologize, explain your silly thoughts, and draw her a new beautiful picture. Your art is amazing.

[chaoticcloudcommand]

When the AI calls you out

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Ever have a little daydream snippet with a theme that's a little too... relevant to your personal baggage.

[chaoticcloudcommand]

My cat is in heat. She is doing that stupid little dance they do where the shift their buts around. She wipes it on my hand, I don't notice until it touches my face. Stayed calm. Went to kitchen, grabbed clorox wipe. Wiped face. Now my face burns but I don't have to live that anymore.

[konkoa]

This has been a PSA.

[reapersun]

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

[enigmaticagentalice]

on a related note:

[princecharmingtobe]

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

[0rb0t]

Because it’s how stories work.

[circuslemon]

Because it’s how stories work.

[inkthecryptid]

Being a fallout fan is first a test of media literacy and if you pass that it becomes a test of endurance.

[nem23]

[osabishi-yama]

bumbo bee

[chaoticcloudcommand]

Why do I day dream about Greek tragedy-esk dramas. Bad things happening to good people until the point where I'm crying. What?

It's like when little kids have imaginary friends and play imaginary games. Except now you are a full grown adult accidentally talking to yourself about cowboys infront of your coworkers.

It is for this reason, I am physically incapable of taking anything seriously.