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I mostly just reblog other posts. I make my own posts once a year maybe. Please only follow if you are 18+. Do not follow if you are sensitive to triggering subjects as I do not tag triggers.

[ninetieees]

True Detective (2014)

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[anartificialsatellite]

Thinking about that time I posted a poll asking people if they thought it would be neat to witness something like a tornado/earthquake/etc. presuming it happened in a way that nobody got hurt and it produced minimal property damage, like hypothetically speaking, and my note were full of people telling me how actually tornadoes and earthquakes are bad and hurt people and cause significant property damage so how could i even say such a thing is neat??

and that just feels like an encapsulation of tumblr on a small scale

[anartificialsatellite]

one of these people was from Brazil and was very upset that I could have posted this while terrible things were happening in Brazil, how could you say such a thing, Americans are SO fucking selfish

and went i went to her blog to block her because i don't have time for this, she was posting about spending thousands of dollars on plane tickets to go to multiple Taylor Swift concerts

and that also feels like an encapsulation of tumblr on a small scale

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[betterbooktitles]

[deluxe-distrait]

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate written-in-the-stars soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[buckslasagna]

Taskmaster ↳ S20 E09 - A 1970s camping kettle.

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[argumate]

promising everyone the "most faithful adaptation of the Odyssey ever!" and then the ENTIRE movie is just a dude reciting the poem as-is, no special effects, just one guy and his facial expressions and gestures

night falls during the movie so by the end you can’t even see him that clearly