bro im literally just vibing

theo | they/them | il (fr.) | 26 | coming to you live from waiting for the bus in the rain

[feldfrog]

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[mackonfire]

Gay person: i’m gay

Me: ok

106 worms: 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

[107thworm]

dont leave me out

[mackonfire]

I’m so sorry

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[ragsy]

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

[cannibalchicken]

[dehydratedbunny]

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[plaguedocboi]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[ittybittyisopod]

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

[tomb-mold]

im listening to this little thing called Music

[melonsnek--evildoer]

well im listening to this "little thing" called Women

[tomb-mold]

#Real

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[vacuously-true]

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[depsidase]

[bewbin]

i am judge, judy and executioner

[bisexualwario]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[amurderofkittens]

This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. It’s so fascinating.