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Random thought, but I was re- listening to the Zombies Descendants Worlds Collide soundtrack from the first tour, and I was thinking, why didn’t we have a tour like that with the Monster High LA cast? I get they’re different brands and everything, and I’m not trying to compare the two, but you can’t tell me that wouldn’t have ate, especially hearing the songs performed live.

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Abbey, pointing at Heath: Look at that face. How could anyone spend all day alone with that face and not fall in love?

Clawdeen: Well, at some point, the face starts talking.

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(I’m bored and I’m feeling a little angsty, so here are some live- action Deuce headcanons.)

: He has a strained relationship with Medusa, but they’re slowly working on trying to fix it.

: He doesn’t know who his father is, all he knows is that he’s a normie, or human.

: He’s been best friends with Heath since preschool, no other kids wanted to be friends with him, and he met Cleo in middle school.

: He doesn’t let anyone except Clawdeen wear his glasses, because he claims she looks better in them.

He once had a pet rat named Perseus until his mom made him get rid of it, now he wants to get a dog or cat.

: He loves wearing hoodies and sleeveless shirts.

: He knows how to speak Greek and cook Greek foods, but only baklava, and goes to Greece to visit his extended family in the summer, he wants to bring Claw with him this time.

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Bloodgood: I hate teenagers.

Heath: Oh, yeah, we’re the worst.

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Toralei: Heath, when I first met you, I did not like you.

Heath: I am aware of that.

Toralei: But then you and I had some time together…

Heath: And?

Toralei: I still don’t like you.

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Rewatching Monster High 2 for the 300th time and I just realized, Clawdeen probably thinks Deuce safely made it to his gorgodian and not that he’s being held captive by the Grim Reaper right now.

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Just curious… Would anyone read it if I did a Camp Rock x Monster High fic? I was re- watching the first movie yesterday and it immediately popped onto my head, I feel like it could be a fire fic.

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Toralei: You and Abbey are dating now?

Heath: We are!

Toralei: So she talked to you and she was like, “ more?”.

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Frankie, holding a Sphinx cat: Check it out!

Deuce: What the hex is that?!

Frankie: it’s a… cat.

Clawdeen: That is NOT a cat!

Frankie: Yes, it is!

Heath: Why is it inside out?!

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(I'm bored and I miss Clawdeuce, so here are more Clawdeuce headcanons.)

She likes wearing his glasses so she can look into his eyes, Deuce thinks they look better on her then they do on him.

She is obsessed with his snakes and loves playing with them, Deuce sometimes jokes that she likes the snakes more then him.

If they have a class together, they often push their desks closer so they can be near each other and pass each other love notes.

Golden retriever bf x black cat gf.

Claw often sneaks into Deuce's dorm for a sleepover if she can't sleep or just misses him, he lets her borrow one of his hoodies and shorts.

They are very clingy and affectionate with each other, the rest of the squad constantly tease them for this, she loves cuddling or sitting im his lap.

They wrote each other letters to keep in touch while he was at his gorgodium, Claw saved every one of them.

Deuce lets her put makeup on him and do skin care on him.

Claw said I love you first, Deuce realized it first.

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Heath: Hey, how do I I eat this lemon?

Deuce: Suck it.

Heath: Hey!

Deuce: What? You asked me how to eat a lemon.

Heath: Yeah, and you told me to suck it. What, am I supposed to suck the lemon dry?

Deuce: No, bro, that’s how you- Nevermind. I hope you never eat oranges, because I’m not telling you how to eat those.

Heath: Yeah, I probably have to suck on those too.

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(Okay, I’ve seen a lot of people here debating on whether or not ClawDeuce or Toradeen is the better Clawdeen ship. I obviously ship Clawdeuce, but I respect anybody who ships Toradeen, I don’t judge. And let me tell you the reasons why.)

1: Clawdeen needs someone like Deuce to balance her out. I’m not saying that Toralei wouldn’t, but Deuce knows how to reassure her or calm her down when she’s acting crazy or worried.

2: He accepts both sides of her. Toralei hasn’t seen the human side of her yet, she’s only seen the monster version of Clawdeen, and I’m not saying she wouldn’t accept it, but she might be a little nervous at first because of her past with humans. Deuce immediately accepted her when he saw her human side, and was like, ‘ That’s still very cool’, when she transformed in the 2nd movie, so Deuce is cool with it.

4: He’s risked his life for her and is protective of her. He risked his life for her and got stoned against Komos, and they weren’t even boyfriend/girlfriend yet, but he still did it to protect her. And when she found them in Seattle in MH 2, Deuce came there because he refused to let Clawdeen rescue Draculaura alone because he LOVES her, even if they haven’t admitted it yet, which is also why he got so concerned when he found out who the Salem Coven really is, and let his throat nearly get slit, all because of her. Oh, and can we talk about the fact that during the kiss scene, Deuce leaned in or went in for the kiss first? Boy’s probably been wanting it since the day they danced on the bridge.

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(Random thought, don't mind me, but why do I suddenly want a Clawdeuce version of Can I Have This Dance from HSM 3? I know it's not possible because it's owned by Disney, but I know their voices would kill that song.)

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(Alright, since there’s no MH 3, here are my headcanons for how our group of monsters ended up.)

Claw and Deuce are still together, she became a fashion designer and he became a famous casketball player, and they have a baby on the way.

Cleo and Frankie ended up together, Cleo disowned her father after realizing how toxic he was, and now her and Frankie live privately in Boo York.

Lagoona ended up with Gil, (I know, he’s not in the movie.), while Ghoulia fell in love with a zombie named Slo- Mo.

Heath and Abbey are still together, Heath’s a video game designer, and Abbey makes clothing out of yak fur.

Draculaura and Toralei ended up together, but are long- distance since Toralei moved back to Scaris, but are very happy together.

And the group still keeps in touch with the group chat and hangs out every other weekend.

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Ok, but why do I suddenly want a Clawdeuce version of Baby, it’s Cold Outside? Like, I was listening to the song today, and imagining how good it would sound in Miia and Case’s voices (The actors who play them.), and they could change the lyrics to make more it Monster- High ish.

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Ok, but hear me out on this…

Why didn’t Nickelodeon and Paramount not give us a YA (young adult.) live- action Monster High series alongside the cartoon, in the same universe as the movies?

Like, you would think with the success of the movies, they would want to build on that universe more and make them be actual teenagers who don’t just face evil witches and the stealer of souls every day.

And they could’ve had all the actors from the live action reprise their roles, then maybe we could’ve gotten more backstory that we didn’t get in the movies, and if it had been on Paramount+, it could’ve been slightly more mature.

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(I'm bored and I miss Clawdeuce, so here are some more headcanons about them.)

Clawdeen's love language is words of affirmation, Deuce's love language is physical touch and gifts.

Golden retriever x grumpy cat.

Clawdeen often feels insecure because she's shorter then Deuce, so Deuce often crouches down or sits on a bean- bag chair to match her height so she doesn't feel insecure.

She's team Conrad, he's team Jeremiah.

Claw tries to get him to watch reality shows like Love Island with her, Deuce refuses because they're too girly, but she often catches him watching it in his dorm.

Deuce lets her give him a manicure or a skin- care treatment because he knows it'll make her happy, then they gossip about the others.

Claw will occasionally steal his casketball hoodies because they smell like him.