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sideblog for funny/cute/calming stuff. if you need a distraction, this is it. @greyroseandsunflower

[pangur-and-grim]

he perplexes me

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Happy Caturday!

Bridget is still unhappy that I won’t open windows because of wildfire smoke so I explained to her that it boils down to lack of political will to address climate change and now she’s decided to run for public office.

[geopsych]

Bridget for leader of the free world! Of course as soon as I can open windows again all campaign activities will be canceled so she can resume birdwatching

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Winning The IDGAF War

[pabuthefirecat]

nomnomnom...

GRRRR...

killing intent

[geopsych]

Not going for walks rn because of the air quality but meanwhile these blackberries are your reminder that the time of fruits has begun. Las time I walked I saw an American robin in a raspberry bush happily eating raspberries, or maybe it was wine berries, but anyway it must seem like dessert when you’re used to worms!

[nobrashfestivity]

Gustav Klimt Garden Path with Hens 1916 Oil on canvas destroyed by fire, 1945

[llovinghome]

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s such a little sweetie boy

[l3irdl3rain]

He was gentle, patient, and kind and eventually she agreed to be his friend

[caats]

[bimmyjimmy]

he hates taking pictures with me

[bimmyjimmy]

He’s using my head as a pillow

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[spicymochi]

they are sitting and pondering