Chapscher of Night Vale

@chapscherofnightvale

['tʃæp ʃər] Chapscher's Night Vale blog so all my Night Vale things don't completely take over my main blog. Also dadaist humor, Sparks Nevada, and various projects started by Night Vale writers/actors. I try to keep it mostly Night Vale. They/their pronouns. just night vale just the thrilling adventure hour my fics. audio manipulation. art the main blog cecaelia!earl harlan rp blog

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boychic-deactivated20230922

oh! okay, yeah.

#This belongs here #videos

runawaymarbles

I know it's been like 15 years but "hey where's your bus pass, boy? When you're waiting for the bus in the rain have your bus pass ready or the people on the bus get annoyed" is a) still one of the funniest song lyrics out there and b) a really important PSA

#Wtnv

junkratsadstuck

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

junkratsadstuck

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes we know Craig's Cold Cuts down the street does cold cuts better than we do and has millions of customers. That's why we need to switch to cold cuts, to get their customers. We hope that our long-time sandwich loving customer base will be patient in this transition to cold cuts and welcome the certain influx of Craig's Cold Cut customers who will surely come here to enjoy our worse cold cuts with you, our sandwich-deprived customer base, whom we value so much.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love how this goes around again every time the tumblr staff does something fucking stupid.

#Putting this here because it has the cadence of an early Night Vale bit

starryswirly

I'm finished with art for the semester soooo here's what I've been workin on! All assets are my own. I used a DSLR camera along with Photoshop and Clip Studio Paint

Feel free to send asks about the unaltered photos/photo locations, cause some of the original signs were pretty interesting tbh

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

#Art #this belongs here

nightvaleofficial

#wtnv

janitorjuliann

pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

#Wtnv

detectivehole

this is what i sent

this is what i got

anioryans

leopardmask-ao3

ohhh yeah that tracks

#Wtnv

unorcadox

(You’ve chosen to not remember this part.)

#this belongs here

chronivore

#This belongs here

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

#This belongs here

writing-prompt-s

An old woman will arrive at the station at 2:47 AM, she will not have enough money to pay the fare, let her in anyway. She will then board an unscheduled train at 3:00 AM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TURN HER AWAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

#this belongs here

just-another-depressed-frog

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

just-another-depressed-frog

OH MY GOD NEVERMIND

#Pff #Wtnv