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secretlyanicegirl

Dracula: Evil laughing as he forces Jonathan to write letters

Mina two seconds after receiving the letter: ... He would not say that

draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend

Ship captain: All Well :)

Dracula hiding in a box somewhere:

characterssaythedarnestthings

Ok so this is an incorrect quotes blog and I'm trying to come up with the most humiliating, reputation-destroying quote I can attribute to Flowey from Undertale because killing him will never be enough to satisfy the rage I feel towards him, I need him to be deeply embarrassed for the rest of his life. Every time he shows up calling someone an idiot before turning into a cosmic horror, I need everyone to be like "hey, that's the guy who said that one really embarrassing thing", and before he can say "erm, actually that's not true it came from an incorrect quotes blog-" everyone will be laughing at him. His face, his name, his family and legacy will be stained forever. That is the only true justice in this cruel, cruel world.

pataquack

You don't even need to. There's that one placeholder text

What is wrong with him

#brilliant *evil laugh*

Ok so this is an incorrect quotes blog and I'm trying to come up with the most humiliating, reputation-destroying quote I can attribute to Flowey from Undertale because killing him will never be enough to satisfy the rage I feel towards him, I need him to be deeply embarrassed for the rest of his life. Every time he shows up calling someone an idiot before turning into a cosmic horror, I need everyone to be like "hey, that's the guy who said that one really embarrassing thing", and before he can say "erm, actually that's not true it came from an incorrect quotes blog-" everyone will be laughing at him. His face, his name, his family and legacy will be stained forever. That is the only true justice in this cruel, cruel world.

#this is the first time I've finished playing Undertale btw so no deltarune spoilers pretty pls #undertale spoilers #flowey #flowey Undertale #undertale #incorrect quotes #all incorrect quotes are correct if you believe hard enough #motivation #inspirational quotes

"Peace out, bitches" - Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls

#Stolen from my friend with permission #gravity falls #bill Cipher #quotes #inspirational #motivation #disney xd

"A maze A maze A maze" - Rocky being shown 3 corn mazes

#project hail mary #grace rocky save stars #amaze amaze amaze #dwayne the rock johnson #rocky #quotes #inspirational #motivation #ryan gosling

characterssaythedarnestthings

Dracula: It's pride month Renfield, you know what that means.

Renfield: Huh what

Renfield: Do you want me to eat like - gay bugs? What?

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Dracula: It's pride month again, Renfield. You know what-

Renfield: Yes, yes, gay bugs, I've got it.

#happy pride month #I've been trying to think of another one of these to post but nothing's beating the gay bugs #Dracula #Renfield #quotes #inspirational #motivation #gay bugs

Quincey: Ruh roh!

Seward: Jinkies!

Mina: Jeepers!

Arthur: Zoinks!

Jonathan: FUCK SHIT FUCK HES DOING THE LIZARD SHIT AGAIN

#made Quincey Scooby bc he's got that dog in him #Scooby doo #Dracula #Helsing says nothing bc he's monologuing #and totally not because I couldn't think of another Scooby catchphrase #quotes #shitpost #dracula daily

iamnotstuckinthevoid

creature: hey I've been really lonely can you make me a friend. or just someone like me idk

victor: you freak... pervert... get away SLUT. you want to fuck?? YOU WHORE!!

kangablog

lesiasmadness

Kid's fighting some demons

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marsonbase

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" "I asked Gemini" Ok, well I asked Professor Abraham Van Helsing(M.D., D.PH., DLITT., ETC., Etc.,), and he gave me an hour and a half long speech that was so full of metaphors that I don't even know what he was trying to say.