Twitter is bad - Obama

The realest quotes bro ( FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE ARE AN INCORRECT QUOTES BLOG)

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"Peace out, bitches" - Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls

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"A maze A maze A maze" - Rocky being shown 3 corn mazes

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Dracula: It's pride month Renfield, you know what that means.

Renfield: Huh what

Renfield: Do you want me to eat like - gay bugs? What?

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Dracula: It's pride month again, Renfield. You know what-

Renfield: Yes, yes, gay bugs, I've got it.

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Quincey: Ruh roh!

Seward: Jinkies!

Mina: Jeepers!

Arthur: Zoinks!

Jonathan: FUCK SHIT FUCK HES DOING THE LIZARD SHIT AGAIN

[iamnotstuckinthevoid]

creature: hey I've been really lonely can you make me a friend. or just someone like me idk

victor: you freak... pervert... get away SLUT. you want to fuck?? YOU WHORE!!

[kangablog]

[lesiasmadness]

Kid's fighting some demons

[dracula-movie-night-memes]

[marsonbase]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" "I asked Gemini" Ok, well I asked Professor Abraham Van Helsing(M.D., D.PH., DLITT., ETC., Etc.,), and he gave me an hour and a half long speech that was so full of metaphors that I don't even know what he was trying to say.

[dracula-movie-night-memes]

[vicprobably]

I miss them... my beloveds

[morglefay]

more cowboy textposts yyay

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something something guy whose name is Pyro having his worst moments by the water... don't even get me started

[vicprobably]

I've been going back and rewatching early VSMP episodes and wow this series is so good

[vicprobably]

congrats to aviscott for actually being canon and also apologies to aviscott for everything else that happened

[vicprobably]

// VAMPIRES SMP SPOILERS // VSMP EPISODE 5 SPOILERS //

so episode 5 was incredible... I'm being so normal about it

[rikiteekeetavee]

Dracula-themed party dress-up options that are not Dracula himself or other vampire:

Cowboy

Insomniac depressed psychiatrist

Friendly Dutch grandpa (w/ surprise hammer+stake)

Blood-splattered aristocrat (sad)

Victorian lady with forehead burn scar seen through a mourning veil

White-haired young man with huge Knife

Haggard windswept rope-bound Captain with orthodox crucifix

Guaranteed conversation starters