Chardonnay and Chill

Tommie/18/Slovakia. IG: @tommiedave

[catchymemes]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[seethroughthecity]

I hope Adele is having a swell day.

[lesbiskammerat]

ok, rude

[drama-loving-llama]

if your dreams ever get crushed, snort them back up like cocaine and move along with your life

[hashtagloveloses]

now this is the Christmas mood

[anonymouscomrade]

[almadeazucar-deactivated2019031]

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

[make--it--gayer]

[number-one-jew]

[beesmygod]

I think you’re spiritually a new yorker

this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[worm-prince]

writing a love letter and leaving a lipstick kiss mark at the bottom…. highest form of romance….

[vtasdora]

José de Ribera (1591-1652)

[dirtydailymemes-blog]

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

When girls hit on gay guys

[friend-suggestions]

my best friend: mentions we’re best friends

me: 💝? 💕?? 💓💕?? ? 💗? 💝💕💗? 💖💕💖❤️💗💛!!!!!

[libertydevitto]

who is this person who has never seen a recipe for meat that’s cooked for longer than 30 minutes

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m getting the same vibes that I did when that “medium-rare chicken” post was going around