Were it so easy.

Welcome to my blog! Nothing that I reblog is truly consistent. What you see is what you get. I like many things, and here is where you will see them. 18+ warning, I do reblog things involving alcohol/drug use, NSFW memes, or very mature topics. I am also extremely lazy, and I don't tag my own stuff, so if you have triggers, this is probably not a good blog for you. Icon by @artofniinaeveliina.

[softiesooshiscribbles]

The bees will now save themselves...

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( A bee knight inspired by @owlyjules piece here! )

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this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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look at him go!

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he's figuring out how to tree!

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35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D

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75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

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he's gettin' tangled D: and long :3

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the fuck is this-

a piece of fred is escaping!!

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what have you done to my boy

how are you -1 reblog deep

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YES

HE FUCKING EXPLODED

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

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HE'S BACK

LONG LIVE FRED

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650 reblogs in and he's beautiful!!!!

the little disconnected bit on the side is his brother paul

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he is getting rather dense

[charaznablescanontoyota]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[maidthings]

[donnovien]

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

[justonepurpose]

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[tgirl-thucydides]

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[feefal]

Forest babies✨

[nataliehall]

Have a wallpaper if you’d like. 👍

[secondlina]

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[botanyshitposts]

so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys

[botanyshitposts]

Canids as pollinators? Nectar foraging by Ethiopian wolves may contribute to the pollination of Kniphofia foliosa - Sandra Lai, Don-Jean Léandri-Breton, Adrien Lesaffre, Abdi Samune, Jorgelina Marino, Claudio Sillero-Zubiri, November 2024

[cannibalchicken]

[spones-in-my-bones]

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[justfeedit]

In every generation there is a chosen one…

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#soooo funny my m*ther literally brought this up at my niece's bday. and mentioned blue from blue's clues#like why would they do that blue is for boys 😔#maam have you ever seen a blue dog in real life. this is cartoons. shut the fuck up it's a fucking color

I don't know if Blue is any specific breed but Bluey is a blue heeler, who look like:

They can look pretty blue.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#holy shit blue dog real

And half of them are girls! Cattle dog breeding is so goddamn woke these days.

[grison-in-space]

this dog isn't even a boy. shock. horror. how dare. she should be pink--excuse me, "red"--like god intended, obviously. truly if nature could be expected to obey the Natural Order we would all be in a better place

[willgrahamscock]

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

[fanfic-fucker]

[in-kyblogs]

I love when this happens

[tshifty]

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

[daenerys-targaryen]

TikTok is now censoring / removing videos that mention anything anti tiktok / trump or are even remotely political and making it harder for vital information to spread. I have an AUS vpn turned on and get multiple messages telling me to ‘check my sources’ before sharing and limiting the amount of people I can directly send the video to. Absolutely fact checking is important, but make no mistake, this change is NOT about stopping the ‘spread of misinformation’ and more about containing the fire that’s been lit.

[fuck-u-maga]

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.