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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Devil’s Snare, Devils Snare...
Youve been in this possition before. You don’t know when to leave well alone.
There’s no going back from this is there?
Your parents said not to go out in a blizzard. You didn’t listen.
Trolls aren’t usually into fashion. You think this is a cultural travesty.
I found another tape containing strange footage and no audio track. This and entry #1 are the only clips I have found that do not have sound. I am starting to suspect that Alex removed the audio himself.
Suddenly a RAMBUNCTIOUS CROW flies in the open window and snatches the beta, possibly to make a nest with, or maybe just for the sake of being a brainless feathery asshole. You yell at the bird. ==> You accidentally launch your NINJA SWORD. Everything goes flying out the window, dead bird and all. ==> No one can ever know about this.
You are trying to impress a girl. To accomplish this you are about to do something incredibly stupid.
> Drink Tea - - [Your voice is no longer husky.] - - " You are unsure if this was the right decision."
You sense ancient builders behind you. You clutch your last villager in your iron hand and usher your strange green pet away from the potential conflict. The builders have grown hostile over the ages, and you have grown rusted and weak.
>Thing: Escape the cold You escape the cold but find hostiles in the building you take shelter in. >Thing: Hide You use the power of deadly shenanigans to hide in the dog kennel. > Thing: Become Dog You do not want to become dog. You instead decide to become dogs. ======> Oh god what have you done- no stop! Oh god stop!
A strange boy in green visited you today. His pockets were deep and his clothes much too warm for the weather.
You vaguely remember killing your lusus... That thought seems important somehow but you can’t place why.
You enter a strange antique shop and find a stunning amethyst ring. The sun reflects purple from it like a kaleidoscope. As you approach it seems to glow. You feel an intense urge to put it on. Put it on. PUT IT ON!