"can i roll to see how diplomatic my fists are?"

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this is the Actual Height Difference between aster and desdemona

some time passed between drawing desdemona in both pics so i got better but i also got lazier … haha

heres the second pic without the caption (its huge so look out)

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this guy… does not lend himself to palette requests well

but this was a lot of fun!!!

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recently played mafia with pals with a deck of our pathfinder characters, and my dm @lizbian rolled my boy, turned out to be mafia, and anyway, i had to draw this

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an icon of the boy

edit: fixed his hair and nail and a few other Tiny things, but im leaving the old one up here for posterity

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aster got a new look, cut his hair off, went blind, and is going to get a cool mask and hearing aids to boot

heres some he’s and some references

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the moment seva lost their glasses

drawn as a Big Thank You to @lizbian for buyin me dinner while i was helpin my aunt at the hospital

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A short melody by Desdemona.

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anyway here’s the drawing i did of my Pathfinder PC and her twin brother (evania is the one on the left, with the heterochromia, alexis is the sick one with one arm) i love them very much

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this is our first session in over a week and a half and its doin great

aster: whats up, renata? you look like youre trying to lay an egg.

renata: oh - i always look like that.

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i havent drawn in like ten years

heres a warm up/updated picture of aster, hes been through a lot in the last few weeks but is arguably the best off mentally that hes ever been

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Seva’s character questionaire

1.      What is your name?

Given name? Ruby Trill. Earned the surname of Nimblemind.

2.      Do you have any nicknames? If you do, who gave it to you and why?

Seva – it’s an old nickname. Seth gave it to me. I was teachin’ him language and he learned the dwarven word for taking care of someone was ‘Sciever’. He couldn’t pronounce it right with his lil’ baby tongue, Seva was as close as he got.

3.      How old are you now?

58, if you’d believe it.

4.      When were you born?

58 years ago. What do you care more specifically?

5.      Where do you call home now?

Good fuckin’ question. Next.

6.      To what social class do you belong?

Guess I’m poor again.

7.      What is your eye color?

I hear tell they’re blue. Been a while since I was able to check.

8.      What is your hair color?

Blonde? Probably getting whiter day by day.

9.      Do you have any distinguishing facial features?

You’re asking the wrong person.

10.   Do you have any birthmarks? Where are they?

Again, asking the wrong person.

11.   Do you have any scars? How did you get them?

I’ve got a ton. Mostly order stuff. Specifics are foggy.

12.   Do you have any tattoos or other markings? How and why did you get them?

No tats. I don’t see much point, since I don’t get to enjoy you.                                                              

13.   Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Not any I’d admit to out loud. I guess alcohol is obvious enough.

14.   Are you right or left handed?

Left handed, but more towards ambidexterity.

15.   What does your voice sound like?

Jeez, you’ll ask anything. I don’t know, voices change entirely based on one’s perception, so I sound different to me than I do to you. Sound reverberates in the skull.

16.   How do you dress most of the time?

Whatever’s available.

17.   How do you dress up?

Whatever’s available, but clean.

18.   How do you dress down?

Whatever’s available, but particularly dirty.

19.   What do you wear when you go to sleep?

Whatever’s available, but a little less.

20.   Do you wear any jewelry?

Not anymore.

21.   What words and/or phrases do you use frequently?

I don’t think I’m too predictable like that.

22.   Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

I don’t think I do – again, something you’d have to tell me.

23.   Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they and how do you plan to get rid of them?

Too damn many to count.

24.   Do you have a lifelong dream or aspiration?

Not anymore, that’s for sure.

25.   Do you own a car (or other form of transportation)? Why or why not? Describe it.

Had unlimited access to transportation a long time ago. Sure don’t anymore.

26.   What is your current state of mind?

What do you think is my current state of mind.

 Part Two: Family

 27.   How close are you to your family?

What goddamn family.

28.   Do you have a spouse or significant other? Describe them.

Had three marriages, none of them stuck.

29.   Have you started your own family? Describe them if you do. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

Hey. Fuck you.

30.   Who was your Father and what was he like?

Halfling. Quick as a whip and cleverer than a sack of monkeys. We never really got along, hell, I thought he was a pompous asshole, but his death affected me pretty deep, since he was the only blood I had left.

31.   Who was your Mother and what was she like?

She was half dwarf, half halfling, and she was uneducated as shit, and desperately poor to boot. She encouraged me to steal from the time I could walk and gave me to the Order without a second thought for the promise of a sack of gold and a decent education for me.

32.   Who are you closest to in your family?

Fuck you.

33.   Is there someone in your family you wish you were closer to?

There ain’t nobody.

34.   What was your parent’s marriage like?

They never did get married. I’d consider it remarkable that they put up with each other long enough for me to exist.

35.   Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Had them. Never met ‘em.

39. When’s the last time you saw a member of your family? Where are they now?

‘Bout twenty-seven years, and I’ll see ‘em next when I get to the Astral plane, too.

40. Did you meet any other family members? (Aunts Uncles, etc) Describe them.

They’re all fuckin’ dead. Quit this line of questioning.

 Part Three: Friends and Relationships with Others

 41. In general, how do you treat other people that you have just met?

Hold ‘em at arms length. Even reliable people aren’t necesscarily trustworthy.

42. Does your treatment of people change depending on how well you know them and if so how?

I wouldn’t say my treatment changes too much. I guess I go a little less on the tough and more on the love.

43. Who is the most important person in your life and why?

…Don’t got those no more.

44. Who is the person you respect the most and why?

I can’t even respect me anymore. I guess Gaitena, for filling my shoes.

45. Who are your friends? Describe them.

Most of ‘em are dead or changed or gone or whatever. I don’t care to try.

46. Do you have a best friend? Describe them.

I sure don’t. Narlos is gone, or dead.

47. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

I’ve got no one. How many times do I have to lay this out for you?

48. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who and why?

Nope.

49. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

My guess? Nobody.

50. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Fuckin’. Burke. Goes without fucking saying at this point.

51. Do you tend to argue with people or avoid conflict?

I’ll argue. I’ll argue till the goddamn cows come home.

52. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

I’m a leader. I don’t know how to follow.

53. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

I don’t… do that.

54. Do you care what others think of you?

Ain’t no reason to care anymore.

55. What habit do others have that annoys you the most?

Tired of being dismissed for all my flaws.

56. What is the most important quality you look for in a friend?

Don’t have any.

57. What do you most value in your friends?

Got no friends.

 Part Four: Growing Up (Childhood)

 58. Where were you born?

Quema.

59. Where did you grow up?

Quema.

60. How would you describe your childhood in general?

Fuckin’ sucked. Got encouraged to be a thief and pickpocket from the get-go, knew jack shit, understood even less.

61. What is your earliest memory?

Mom sendin’ me out on my lil’ baby legs to go and try to get money.

62. What is your fondest childhood memory?

I guess… Meeting Lorelei. We were both kids at the time, but she was real little, and I was told she’d probably be part of my team one day. So.

63. What is your worst childhood memory?

Probably my first day with the Order. My father had only recently lost his other kids and gotten his ass sterilized in a fight, and he was left with an ugly, uneducated, awkward child who hated him, and it was just me and him.

64. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I didn’t have much dreams. I just did what was expected of me.

65. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

I liked reading, though I learned late.

66. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

I was a lot fucking nicer than.

67. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

I was well liked, enough. The other kids thought I was weird because I was born free, and stayed free longer than most..

68. As a child, what was your favorite toy?

I wasn’t really a toys sort. I liked books.

69. As a child, what was your favorite game to play?

I liked puzzles. I wanted to get sharper. It worked.

 Part Five: Growing Up (Teen/Young Adult)

 70. How much schooling have you had?

I got an Order education, and a better one than most, since I absorbed fuckin’ everything. Upshots of being a Braniac.

71. Did you enjoy school?

So goddamn much. I hated when it wasn’t held more than anything else, ‘cause then it was just me and my father.

72. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

With the Order. Most in the library and schoolhouse, just as much in practical use.

73. While growing up, did you have any role models other than your parents? Describe them.

As if my role models were my fucking parents. Nope – I didn’t have any of those. I wasn’t big on… people.

74. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

Like I said – mom sucked when I was with her, dad sucked when I was with him.

75. How old were you when you went on your first date? Describe the date.

The fuck’s a date/

76. What is your favorite memory from your teen years?

Hit a record for being the youngest steel brooch promoted to bronze in the ‘halfling’ category – I was just fourteen. It was nice.

77. What is your worst memory from your teen years?

One time, Dad and I got injured at the same general time. We had to spend fucking weeks in each other’s fucking business. Fuck.

78. When and with whom was your first kiss?

Don’t particularly want to think about this. Fucking hated it.

79. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

I’m not, and it sucked, and I don’t want to talk about this.

80. Describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

I was very influenced by the things I read in the archives. Real hero stories, you know? I guess I wanted to emulate that, or write some. I dunno.

 Part Six: Past Influences

 81. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

I guess… Well, losing my dad changed pretty much the entire way my life was going. Led me to make a lot of calls I wouldn’t necessarily have done otherwise. Led to a lot of bad things, indirectly.

82. Who has had the most influence on you?

Dad. He was the only Brainiac I ever knew, and I worked off what he taught me. He was good at what he did, even though he was a real prick.

83. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Broke the age record for getting the gold brooch – only 26.

84. What is your greatest regret?

…I couldn’t do anything for Seth.

85. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

What’s your standard? ‘Cause I’ve done some shit.

86. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

Hoo, boy, do I.

87. When was the time you were the most frightened?

I was imprisoned. Bad shit happened. Don’t want to think about it.

88. What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I don’t get embarrassing.

89. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

Everything would be better if Seth were alright.

90. What is your best memory?

Guess it had to be the first time I held my boy. He sucked on my pinky with a thirst suited to somethin’ way bigger than a newborn and it was the greatest damn thing that ever happened to me in my damn life.

91. What is your worst memory?

Bein’ delirious in bed and getting the bad news about Seth. I thought I just dreamed it up, but the better I got, the realer it got.

92. When and where were you the happiest?

Between those two things.

 Part Seven: Beliefs and Opinions

 93. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?

Can you blame me for bein’ a pessimist?

94. What is your greatest fear?

Everything I’ve had to fear’s already come true.

95. Have you told any one your fear before?

Why bother?

96. Who would be the one person you’d never tell your fear?

There’s no goddamn one left.

97. What are your religious views?

I used to believe in something. Not anymore.

98. What are your political views?

Don’t really think much on politics anymore.

99. What are your views on sex?

In my experience? It’s bad.

100. Are you able to kill?

I’ve done it a thousand goddamn times.

101. Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

If it ends up in a mean conservation of life, or if the lives they threaten are those of good and innocent people, go to fuckin’ town.

102. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

Take everything someone has ‘till there’s nothing left, then lack the basic decency to kill ‘em afterwards.

103. Do you believe in the existence of soul males and/or true love?

What a load of bullshit.

104. What do you believe makes a successful life?

Ending up happy.

105. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? (Meaning do you hide your true self from others and in what way?)

Not.

106. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

I am. Not saying a damn thing about it, though.

107. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why?

I’m not gonna hurt a kid.

108. Who or what, if anything, would you die for? (or go to extremes for?)

…That’s for me to fucking know.

109. What is your best feature, in your opinion?

I guess I got an alright head on my shoulder.

110. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any types that people should never do? Why or why not?

I think they should go directly to me.

111. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

At this point, I can’t even imagine it.

112. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Been there, done that, don’t want to talk about it.

 Part Eight: Likes and Dislikes

 113. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

Like reading, when I can do that. I guess I like writing.

114. What is your most treasured possession?

My glasses, so I’m only mostly blind.

115. What is your favorite color? Why?

I dunno. Greenish.

116. What is your least favorite color? Why?

I don’t much like red.

117. What is your favorite food? Why?

I like a good spicy food.

118. What is your least favorite food? Why?

I don’t like bitter food.

119. What is your favorite sound? Why?

I like hearin’ a nice soprano sing. Nothin’ in particular specifically.

120. What is your least favorite sound? Why?

The sound of something being dragged across gravel.

121. What is your favorite smell/scent? Why?

I like the smell of opening a spice cabinet.

122. What is your least favorite smell/scent? Why?

Don’t like the smell of mud or blood.

123. What, if anything, do you like to read?

I like to read in general.

124. What is your idea of good entertainment?

Solitude. A good book.

125. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

Drunk as shit, angry.

126. What makes you laugh?

Irony.

127. What makes you laugh out loud, hysterically?

...Particularly sick irony.

128. What makes you cry?

I don’t got reason for that anymore.

129. What makes you cry, hysterically?

Remembering all the reasons I’ve had.

130. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

Nothing, anymore. I’ve seen a lot.

131. What would you do if you couldn’t sleep and had to find something to amuse yourself?

Pass out drunk, probably.

132. How do you deal with stress?

I think we’ve all noticed that the answer to that is ‘fucking poorly’.

133. Are you spontaneous or do you always need to have a plan?

Plan it.

134. What are your pet peeves?

When people act in a way I can’t rationalize.

135. Where do you go when you’re angry or depressed?

Dunno.

136. What do you do when you’re bored?

Drink.

137. What type of music do you like? Favorite bands or musicians?

Not so big on non-solo acts.

144. What is your favorite book? Why?

One of the old Order archive books – the archive’s stories about the heroes of old are just fuckin’ breathtaking.

145. What is your least favorite book? Why?

I don’t like books where the hero fucking dies at the end. What’s the fucking point.

149. What annoys you more than anything else?

I can’t dig myself outta the rut I’m in.

150. What time of day is your favorite? Why?

I don’t mind dusk.

151. What time of day is your least favorite? Why?

Fuckin… mornings.

152. What kind of weather is your favorite? Why?

Overcast. I’m from Quema.

153. What kind of weather is your least favorite? Why?

Sunshine. I’m from Quema and have trouble seeing.

154. What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

Can I just opt out of this one.

155. What is the most awful thing you have ever seen?

…Can I opt out of this one for different reasons?

156. What is your favorite drink? Why?

Anything alcoholic.

157. What is your least favorite drink? Why?

I’ve never felt so betrayed as when someone handed me a virgin drink as a form of cutting me off.

158. What is your favorite animal? Why?

Hate animals.

159. What is your least favorite animal? Why?

All of ‘em.

160. What sorts of things embarrass you?

Got nothin’ to be embarrassed about anymore.

 Part Nine: Self Image

 161. Describe a normal day for you.

Wake up. Drink. Fall asleep.

162. How do you feel when your routine is disrupted?

Fuckin’ pissed.

163. What is your greatest strength as a person?

I guess I got experience.

164. What is your greatest weakness?

I’m like, a tenth of the person I was.

165. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Change my heart to not beating.

166. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Introverted.

167. Are you generally organized or messy?

Lapsed organized person.

168. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at.

Memory, thought, and logic.

169. Name three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

Keepin’ people I care about alive. That’s three things – keeping people, having people I care about, and keeping people alive.

170. What are your reasons for being an adventurer or heroic? Are your real reasons different than the ones you tell other people in public? If so, detail both reasons.

…Ugh.

171. What three words best describe your personality?

Bad, sad, and mad.

172. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

Bad, sad, and mad.

173. What about you is heroic?

Urrrrrgh.

174. Are you a better lead or follower? Why?

I should probably learn to follow, since it seems like I lead… bad.

175. What is your responsibility to the world? Why?

I owe the world fucking nothing at this point. It owes me.

176. What do you like about yourself?

Not much there to like.

177. What don’t you like about yourself?

Where do I start?

178. What do you find most relaxing? (not stress relief, but something that actually calms you down.)

Putting thoughts on paper.

179. What talent would you most like to have?

Dunno. I’m tired of having talents.

  Part Eleven: Drug & Alcohol

 189. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If yes, why? Do you want to quit?

Yes, you can guess why, and no.

190. How old were you when you had your first drink? Did you like it? Why or why not?

I had my first drink at 20, hated it, drank again at 32 and never stopped.

191. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

32. Less pleasant than being in my head.

192. Do you drink on a regular basis?

Sure do.

193. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?

Any.

194. Have you ever tried any kind of “mood altering” substance? Which ones? Describe the experience.

Yes, many, and I don’t want to tell you about them.

 Part Twelve: Sex & Intimacy

 195. Have you ever been in love? What happened?

Sure haven’t.

196. Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yep.

197. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why?

To align oneself with a solid preference is reductive, all my experiences have been bad so I couldn’t say for certain.

198. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? Describe the experience.

I was twenty, it was on my first wedding night, it was bad, and I hated it.

199. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Describe the experience.

I was older, it wasn’t great, and I also hated it.

200. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?

This is the last thing I want to think about.

201. What was the wildest thing you have done, sexually? Describe the experience.

Can we… not?

206. Do you ever want to get married? When do you see this happening?

Been there, done that, it sucks, don’t want to ever do that again.

207. Do you want children? Why or why not?

…

208. What is more important, sex or intimacy? Why?

If that’s your dichotomy, you’re setting yourself up for failure.

 Part Thirteen: Morality

213. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with who, and who won?

Tons. I won just enough to be here.

218. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why or why not?

Yeah, I do. I just don’t think I’ll be around for it.

219. Do you think redemption is possible? Why or why not?

Not really, no. Well, depends on the offense. But if it’s something real fucked up? Go fucking die.

221. Is it okay for men to cry?

I don’t see why not.

222. Is it okay for you to cry?

It’s the single most unpleasant feeling in the world, more unpleasant for familiarity.

223. What do you think is wrong with most people, overall?

They don’t bother understanding the people around them.

224. What is the worst thing you could ever do to someone you hated?

See what the worst thing you can do to someone period is.

225. Do you have feelings that disturb you? What and why?

All the fucking time.

226. On what occasions do you lie?

When I need to.

227. Do you think it is okay to lie?

Don’t see anything wrong so long as it’s not hurting anyone.

 Part Fourteen: Supernatural Awareness

 228. Tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities.

Mine was a passive ability, so soon as I was conscious after the ritual. It’s pretty fucking noticeable, to be able to think on like, a hundred trains of thought at once.

 Part Fifteen: Goals and Future

 235. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Pfft.

236. Where do you see yourself in five years?

Grave, if I’m lucky. Probably in some hole somewhere, dead as a doornail.

237. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Fast.

238. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

Make peace with some of the gods who’d understand me more, I guess.

239. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

I… don’t. There’s nothing worth remembering.

 Part Sixteen: Misc.

 241. What was the worst injury you’ve ever received? How did it happen?

Wasn’t fast enough. Some manticores are poisonous in both breath and touch. Well, suffice to say it breathed on me and got a paw on me ‘till Elen pulled me out. I was out of commission for months, wouldn’t have survived without the dwarven blood.

242. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?

Don’t even fucking play this game.

243. What would you wish for if you ever found a genie? Go back thirty years. That’s all I want.

244. If your house burned down, what one thing would you want to save?

What house?

249. If you were to die and come back as any person or thing, what or who would you want to be?

Someone inconsequential and normal.

251. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Somewhere inconsequential and not a fucking desert.

253. If you could go back to any point in history and change something, what would it be?

Take a goddamn guess.

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Bivir’s character questionaire

Part One: The Basics

 1.     What is your name?

Biviristuon of the Metias Tribe

2.     Do you have any nicknames? If you do, who gave it to you and why?

Bivir – Solange had a great amount of difficulty pronouncing my full name, so I shortened it. It caught on, and it grew on me.

3.     How old are you now?

122.

4. When were you born?

Early February?

4.     Where do you call home now?

Thuvia. For now.

5.     To what social class do you belong?

In my tribe, there are none of those, really. We live as a community. Here? I suppose my social class would be ‘Faraveni elf’

6.     What is your eye color?

They are grey, like my mother’s.

7.     What is your hair color?

Black, like my mother’s, but straight, like my father’s.

8.     Do you have any distinguishing facial features?

I have a birthmark on my lower lip and a deep scar across my nose. Also, I think being beautiful is a very distinguishing feature.

9.     Do you have any birthmarks? Where are they?

A good amount – some on my hands, arms, torso, one on my face – many to count.

10.  Do you have any scars? How did you get them?

There are the shackle marks on my wrists and ankles, and there’s the scar across my nose from harassing a merchant. There is also a deep scar on my lower back, from a situation four and a half years back.

11.  Do you have any tattoos or other markings? How and why did you get them?

No, but I cannot wait to get some.

12.  Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

I am allergic to strawberries! And having lost fingers has sucked thus far.

13.  Are you right or left handed?

Right handed!

14.  What does your voice sound like?

My voice is a little on the low side, and my accent is pretty thick when I speak common. I speak with firmness and decisiveness.

15.  How do you dress most of the time?

As little as possible, haha! It intimidates those who would be apprehensive, and intrigues those who are interested.

16.  How do you dress up?

A vest to hide the scar on my back, some pretty jewelry. I think that will be fine.

17.  How do you dress down?

Putting on a shirt. It makes me much plainer.

18.  What do you wear when you go to sleep?

Very little! Usually just underwear.

19.  Do you wear any jewelry?

There are ten piercings on my ears and one on my nose. I also have some necklaces I sometimes wear. I try to consider my bracers jewelry.

20.  What words and/or phrases do you use frequently?

Variety is the most lovely gift that can be given to someone – I try to make each word new. It is difficult, in Common….

21.  Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

I would rather not think I do, but I suppose it might irritate people if they think I do not take anything seriously. I do – I just choose what I consider actually important and take that seriously. Other things – if you take everything seriously, then you will live a life stressed and joyless.

22.  Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they and how do you plan to get rid of them?

I tug on my hair – but I’ve learned to instead tug on my clothes. Sometimes I forget, though, you know?

23.  Do you have a lifelong dream or aspiration?

An elven life is a long thing – I must first take my short and long term goals and make them reality, for if I abandon my simpler goals in order for a lifelong aspiration, then everything between now and it’s completion will be so empty and meaningless. I would rather be happy with my current goals.

24.  Do you own a car (or other form of transportation)? Why or why not? Describe it.

What’s a car?

25.  What is your current state of mind?

Bad! Very bad. But it would be much worse without my friends here. I cannot imagine what I’d do without them.

 Part Two: Family

 26.  How close are you to your family?

My whole tribe is my family – and I know them all very well and care for them deeply. I wish they did not place so much importance in me – they expect the greatest things of me, they believe I am fated for greatness, but I care for them all deeply.

27.  Do you have a spouse or significant other? Describe them.

Ah, no, I’m afraid not. But one day I will, yes? And that lucky, lucky person will know how loved they are every moment.

28.  Have you started your own family? Describe them if you do. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

One day, perhaps. If who I’m with would like one, of course. Otherwise, I will simply bolster the raising of my cousins’ children.

29.  Who was your Father and what was he like?

He is a quiet, calm city elf. And he is alive! He cannot hear well, and he likes plants. He brought some seeds from his faraway city, and he grows them in little pots. He is not the most productive member of the tribe, since he gets stressed easily and breaks down, but he does what he can when he can.

30.  Who was your Mother and what was she like?

She is also alive. She is very pretty and full of life, and she is the tribe’s woodshaper. We do not have much wood available, but she makes do with what we have and trade for.

31.  Who are you closest to in your family?

I have no siblings, so my mother.

32.  Is there someone in your family you wish you were closer to?

My younger cousins – they look up to me, but it is hard to get close to them when they expect me to be the most important person the tribe will ever produce.

33.  What was your parent’s marriage like?

They never got married, but they are still together.

34.  Did they remain married? If not, how did that affect you? When did they split?

They were never married….

35.  Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Nope!

36.  What is the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you?

I lack those.

37.  What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to one of your siblings?

I still lack those.

38.  When’s the last time you saw a member of your family? Where are they now?  

Some five years and change. They are likely to still be in the hunting grounds – they do not have a particularly large range, since Faraven is small.

39.  Did you meet any other family members? (Aunts Uncles, etc) Describe them.

My entire clan is my family – how would you describe your entire world?

 Part Three: Friends and Relationships with Others

 40.  In general, how do you treat other people that you have just met?

Treat strangers very well, with open arms and heart – that is how you will make friends and allies. Otherwise opens yourself to making enemies.

41.  Does your treatment of people change depending on how well you know them and if so how?

Of course – once I am someone’s friend, I am their friend for life. I give everyone my trust, but to know someone well is to have my loyalty.

42.  Who is the most important person in your life and why?

I think of my friends as the most important people in my life.

43.  Who is the person you respect the most and why?

Myself. Because if I do not respect me, who else will? And I am worthy of respect.

44.  Who are your friends? Describe them.

There is Vita, moody but smart. She is full of determination, very intelligent, and incredibly firm. She isn’t great at having fun, but she seems to like making sure everyone’s taken care of. There is Solange, beautiful but horrifyingly serious. She rarely has fun, and seems to disdain trying to have it. I worry for her and keep a close eye. Alex is good fun, impulsive but sweet, and he is probably the only of my friends who I need to be sure to rein in, out of fear for his health. He does get difficult about that, at times. Evania, his sister, is a good balance to me, she is determined and just, though I do not know her well yet I am eager to know her better.

46. Do you have a best friend? Describe them.

I would say Aster is my closest friend – together we can have great fun, but we can also support each other when we need it. It is good to have him!

47. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

Depends on the trouble. If I needed healing, Aster. If I needed defense, Solange. If I were in economic trouble, Alex. If I needed more practical help, Vita. If I needed someone to back me up, Evania.

48. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who and why?

I would trust any of my friends to.

49. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

I certainly hope everybody would! It would make me very sad if they did not.

50. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

That Giselle woman.

51. Do you tend to argue with people or avoid conflict?

I avoid arguing – I prefer to talk through the logic of the other and deconstruct it if I need to.

52. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

I’m well known for it.

53. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

I love it! To be surrounded by people gives me great energy.

54. Do you care what others think of you?

Of course I do – if you are hated by all, what is the point of being where you are? When that is just ruining everyone’s time.

55. What habit do others have that annoys you the most?

I do not like people who whistle. It hurts my ears.

56. What is the most important quality you look for in a friend?

A good heart. That is vital – if there is poison hidden there, that can spread to those around you.

57. What do you most value in your friends?

I value their individuality. They are very different, and their difference makes me love them fiercely and differently as individuals.

 Part Four: Growing Up (Childhood)

 58. Where were you born?

A little hut on the northern coast of Dimp. I didn’t survive, but I was alright afterwards.

59. Where did you grow up?

The northern coast of Dimp!

60. How would you describe your childhood in general?

Ah, it was very pressured. They expected great things from me, since I survived death itself.

61. What is your earliest memory?

My mother, telling me how important I was.

62. What is your fondest childhood memory?

Hmm, I would like it very much when there would be soups and we would wrap ourselves in blankets and my mother would sing. It happened many times, but each time was a good time.

63. What is your worst childhood memory?

How harshly I was punished after faking difficulty reading for thirty years….

64. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I have always wanted to be an artist.

65. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

I took to dance like birds take to air, but I also loved helping my mother with her woodworking.

66. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

I was very serious! It made me miserable, but seriousness was what was expected of me.

67. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

I wouldn’t say this question is very applicable.

68. As a child, what was your favorite toy?

I had a wooden bird my mother carved me. It was made of such thin, lightweight wood, that on windy days, I could fly it like a kite.

69. As a child, what was your favorite game to play?

My father would always play signed word games with me. We would make silly stories by slurring signs together and whoever laughed first lost.

 Part Five: Growing Up (Teen/Young Adult)

 70. How much schooling have you had?

I would not call it schooling, but I was taught.

71. Did you enjoy school?

No! I hated it, especially at first. But as I grew, I got more and more intrigued with what knowing things was like.

72. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

From the individuals most advanced in those skills, within the tribe. My mother taught me her woodwork, the master hunter taught me the weapons I learned and how to work with animal corpses. Our master herbalist taught me medicine, and our ceremonial dancer taught me dance.

73. While growing up, did you have any role models other than your parents? Describe them.

Role models are to be found in almost everyone. I would think it’s foolish to limit yourself to one’s parents, or to only specific people around you. Most everyone has traits worth emulation.

74. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

The pressure was difficult.  But I loved them all the same.

75. How old were you when you went on your first date? Describe the date.

I wouldn’t really say I’ve been on any real dates. Though not for lack of trying.

76. What is your favorite memory from your teen years?

I would say my happiest memory from adolescence was being bequeathed an herbalist’s pouch and tools of my own, having been deemed finally good enough with the tools of the trade to have warranted my very own.

77. What is your worst memory from your teen years?

I had made a foolish mistake while hunting, and was nearly run off a cliff by a large boar. The master hunter tore into me verbally, so loudly they heard it in the village – how I was their hope for the future, and how I could not die without performing my destiny. Everyone was furious at me. I left not long after. I’ll return when they’ve forgiven, I suppose.

78. When and with whom was your first kiss?

Some five years or so ago, on the top-top of a clock tower, with my friend Solange.

79. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

Not terribly long after the kiss, with Solange.

80. Describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

Everything was shaped by my death. It made a strong impression, apparently.

 Part Six: Past Influences

 81. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

My decision to leave to seek a lover certainly made a huge difference. Well, more specifically, being captured shortly after…

82. Who has had the most influence on you?

My mother – it is not hard to tell.

83. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

NHAAS. I am proud of what it’s become.

84. What is your greatest regret?

I am currently regretting needing to leave NHAAS – though I will never regret doing what I’ve done to get it where it is.

85. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Evil is a manner of perspective. From some people’s perspectives? Destruction of property. From mine? Stealing a peach from the NHAAS pantry after a long day’s work.

86. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

Certainly. But I do not consider what I have done very bad.

87. When was the time you were the most frightened?

It is either when I was captured by slavers, or when I was restrained by Merab city guards, or when I was captured by Jean… I seem to get captured often. That is something I need to work on.

88. What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I consider it very embarrassing when I am sleeping platonically with a friend and wake up with a raging erection.

89. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

Hmmm… Not sure. I happen to like my life, and everything has a ripple effect.

90. What is your best memory?

When I first started getting a good grasp on Common, I decided to go with Vita to help shopping, and her face lit up when I told the grocer exactly what she needed in perfect common. Her face lit up and that is not a gift I often see.

91. What is your worst memory?

Ah, probably the surgery after the situation nearly five years back. I was not allowed anesthesia because they wanted to save that for non-elves, and when I pulled out my own numbing medicines, they refused to treat me if I used them. It was very painful.

92. When and where were you the happiest?

I am happiest among my friends, where I can be happy and free.

 Part Seven: Beliefs and Opinions

 93. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?

I am an optimist.

94. What is your greatest fear?

What is fear but an extension of insecurities? I am afraid that I am not enough.

95. Have you told any one your fear before?

No – because then they would feel they have not done enough for me.

96. Who would be the one person you’d never tell your fear?

Solange. She is, in part, one who has caused it.

97. What are your religious views?

It seems overrated, but many think I am special on a religious level. I do not really approve or agree.

98. What are your political views?

All should have as they need. Hierarchies for the sake of hierarchies need to be dissembled. That’s all there is to it.

99. What are your views on sex?

If it is mutually desired, go on and have it. Keep it safe, and continuously check in.

100. Are you able to kill?

I… do not know. Recently I came close. The thought puts a bad taste in my mouth, but I have killed animals before.

101. Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

I need to reassess how I feel about the thought.

102. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

To disempower someone in any way.

103. Do you believe in the existence of soulmates and/or true love?

Of course I do – and I cannot wait to experience it.

104. What do you believe makes a successful life?

To, when you’re finished with it, be at peace with the decisions you’ve made.

105. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? (Meaning do you hide your true self from others and in what way?)

I do hide how I feel – frequently for the sakes of others.

106. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

I grow more and more afraid of humans every time I have a run-in. From what I’ve seen – they rarely stand up for their fellows.

107. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why?

Under any circumstances would limit me.

108. Who or what, if anything, would you die for? (or go to extremes for?)

If I had to die for NHAAS to continue, or get stronger, I would.

109. What is your best feature, in your opinion?

Well, once, it was my hands. Now I suppose it should be my eyes.

110. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any types that people should never do? Why or why not?

Everything in moderation – and with care taken. I do get weak at times, myself…

111. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

To have a simple life, to be satisfied with your direction, to know who you are and where you’re going.

112. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

When everything is complicated, to feel like you have not, and will never, do enough, to be filled with questions, and to be alone.

 Part Eight: Likes and Dislikes

 113. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

Dance is my passion! I also enjoy woodcarving and being social.

114. What is your most treasured possession?

I treasure my herbalism pouch.

115. What is your favorite color? Why?

I like soft, light greens. They are calming and serene.

116. What is your least favorite color? Why?

I do not like mauve – it is a very violent feeling color.

117. What is your favorite food? Why?

A Thuvian dish called bouillabaisse has grown on me – I love fish very dearly, and find soups and stews comforting.

118. What is your least favorite food? Why?

Strawberries! They make it very hard to breathe.

119. What is your favorite sound? Why?

I like the sound of waves on the shore. It reminds me of home.

120. What is your least favorite sound? Why?

People whistling. It hurts my ears….

121. What is your favorite smell/scent? Why?

The smell of soap. If I am close enough to someone to smell soap, then everything is going well.

122. What is your least favorite smell/scent? Why?

Anything regarding restrooms. It makes me nauseous!

123. What, if anything, do you like to read?

I enjoy a good book – nonfiction, usually, if it’s something entertaining, little-known, or medical.

124. What is your idea of good entertainment?

All you need is good company and a good mood. Anything else is an added bonus. To salvage a bad mood, all you need is me and a song.

125. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

Hard working for the NHAAS – or dancing. Depends what is needed.

126. What makes you laugh?

Just being in a good mood is enough!

127. What makes you laugh out loud, hysterically?

I enjoy a good joke as much as anyone.

128. What makes you cry?

I do not cry.                                      

129. What makes you cry, hysterically?

I do not cry.

130. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

I am shocked most by violence.

131. What would you do if you couldn’t sleep and had to find something to amuse yourself?

Jerk off.

132. How do you deal with stress?

Internalize it.

133. Are you spontaneous or do you always need to have a plan?

I can come up with a plan spontaneously, if need be.

134. What are your pet peeves?

Whistling! And also people not washing their hands.

135. Where do you go when you’re angry or depressed?

Anywhere where I can dance the night away!

136. What do you do when you’re bored?

I reorganize my herbs!

137. What type of music do you like? Favorite bands or musicians?

Anything Aster plays is the best in my book- because not only is it good, it was made by a friend, and then I am also proud.

139. What song is “your song”? Why?

Any song that is on.

142. What is your favorite stage play? Why?

I haven’t seen any!

143. What is your least favorite stage play? Why?

Still haven’t seen any.

144. What is your favorite book? Why?

Mmm, I generally enjoy a little pocket guide to birds, because it is always nice to know… Birds.

145. What is your least favorite book? Why?

I do not like books about the Thuvian machines! I tried to learn so I could also help Vita, if she were hurt, but they hurt my head and were far out of my realm of experience.

149. What annoys you more than anything else?

Have I mentioned I hate it when people whistle.

150. What time of day is your favorite? Why?

Around 11pm! A great time for sex – you can just go to sleep after cleaning up and everything feels very good when you wake up.

151. What time of day is your least favorite? Why?

3am – if I am awake then, it means I’ve had a particularly bad nightmare and am exhausted enough that I cannot sleep.

152. What kind of weather is your favorite? Why?

Rain! It is a good time to gather everyone and simply talk.

153. What kind of weather is your least favorite? Why?

When the sun beams down! It is miserable.

154. What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

I have seen all around Merab from the top of it’s clock tower – it is stunning, especially on a clear or foggy day.

155. What is the most awful thing you have ever seen?

Likely, my own severed fingers.

156. What is your favorite drink? Why?

I like a good red wine, and fruit juices as well. Then again, from a certain point of view, wine is fruit juice...

157. What is your least favorite drink? Why?

Beer. It is horribly bitter.

158. What is your favorite animal? Why?

I find the cutest things to be Chinchillas. I would maybe like one as a pet, given the opportunity.

159. What is your least favorite animal? Why?                                        

I am not fond of boars!

160. What sorts of things embarrass you?

Morning wood is triply embarrassing when you wake up from a nightmare.

 Part Nine: Self Image

 161. Describe a normal day for you.

I do not have much of a routine – I do what needs to be done, when it needs to be done.

162. How do you feel when your routine is disrupted?

Once it is disrupted, I find a new pattern to settle into. No big loss!

163. What is your greatest strength as a person?

I am incredibly loving.

164. What is your greatest weakness?

I am… incredibly loving.

165. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Changing perfection seems like a great folly to me.

166. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Extroverted. It’s a bit obvious.

167. Are you generally organized or messy?

Pretty organized, I’d say.

168. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at.

Ah? I would say that I am good with people, good with art, and good at thinking through things.

169. Name three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

Being straightforward with feelings, arguing, and pulling myself together.

170. What are your reasons for being an adventurer or heroic? Are your real reasons different than the ones you tell other people in public? If so, detail both reasons.

I would not consider myself an adventurer or heroic – only someone who goes where they will go and do what needs doing.

171. What three words best describe your personality?

Very fucking excellent!

172. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

Extroverted, personable, artistic?

173. What about you is heroic?

Did I mention I do not think of myself heroic? I did.

174. Are you a better leader or follower? Why?

I am a leader – I make decisions when decisions need to be made, and I am good with people.

175. What is your responsibility to the world? Why?

It is everyone’s responsibility to do anything they can to contribute to the wellbeing of all.

176. What do you like about yourself?

I have a good heart, I’m, physically speaking, stunning, and I am a good artist.

177. What don’t you like about yourself?

I think that I am possibly, probably… difficult to love.

178. What do you find most relaxing? (not stress relief, but something that actually calms you down.)

Dancing… It is what clears my mind.

179. What talent would you most like to have?

I would like my woodcarving talent back.

 Part Ten: Occupation & Finance

 180. What is your occupation? (If you don’t have one, where does your money come from?)

I do odd jobs for my friends, most of the time. There are not many in Thuvia willing to hire a Faraveni elf, and I prefer doing things for people I like, anyway.

181. Do you like your job?

Yes. It is very flexible, and I prefer working for those I trust.

182. What is your boss/employer like?

They’re all great!

183. What are your co-workers like?

They’re my friends.

184. Do you get along with your co-workers?

Of course!

185. Which co-workers don’t you get along with and why?

How dare you imply I don’t get along with my friends.

186. What is something you had to learn that you hated?

Ah, working with the forge is a real pain. It is unpleasantly hot and needs cleaning often…

187. Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why?

I tend to give my spare to NHAAS… So.

188. If you were to gain an obscenely large sum of money, what would you do with it?

Hm. Well, there are some magical objects I’ve always heard of and wanted to acquire… But other than that? NHAAS.

 Part Eleven: Drug & Alcohol

 189. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If yes, why? Do you want to quit?

I do drink, and I have managed pain with herbs in the past. But only socially and medically… Mostly.

190. How old were you when you had your first drink? Did you like it? Why or why not? I was roughly 94, and I did like it – we’d gotten it as a bonus for having a good trading relationships with some merchants, and we split it among everyone. I was not yet accustomed to it, and spat out my sip. However, I liked the smell, and proceeded to sniff it until my mother confiscated it.

191. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like?

Much older – 119, and it went…. Alright. I was a bit of a lightweight, so it happened quickly. A drinking contest with Solange, yes? Well, she drank me under the table, and I blacked out in short order.

192. Do you drink on a regular basis?

Socially, only.

193. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?

Red wine.

194. Have you ever tried any kind of “mood altering” substance? Which ones? Describe the experience.

Weed, certainly. Mostly for medical reasons.

 Part Twelve: Sex & Intimacy

 195. Have you ever been in love? What happened?

No.

196. Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes – one doesn’t need to be in love to feel heartbreak.

197. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why?

What is this?

198. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? Describe the experience.

It was Solange, again, and I would rather not describe it given recent events.

199. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Describe the experience.

What is this?!?!?

200. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?

I – what? I don’t really consider it hidden, but I’ve always been interested in the possibility of a session that is entirely me going down on someone. Just to show I care, yes?

201. What was the wildest thing you have done, sexually? Describe the experience.

The wildest thing I’ve ever done is try reading some of Alex’s porn. It was… bad. As an experience. I did not enjoy it. I do not ever want to repeat that experience. I got a little nauseous.

202. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice that can be considered non-standard? Why do you like it?

I wouldn’t know what is and isn’t standard, given that I haven’t really explored overmuch.

203. Do you currently have a lover? Describe them, what you are attracted to, and what the relationship is like.

I would currently say no – I suppose Aster might qualify, but I don’t really think, at this point in my life, that I’m quite recovered enough to continue having one at the moment.

204. What is the perfect romantic date?

To spend an evening together, eat, dance, talk! Then go home and spend more time together. End the night with some form of passion – I would most enjoy simply to kiss. Anything else can come after.

205. Describe your perfect partner.

Someone firm and grounded, but not unkind. Someone reliable, who I can open up to, someone who really, sincerely does want me. Someone who isn’t upset at how much I like to lay back and enjoy life.

206. Do you ever want to get married? When do you see this happening?

I would like to, certainly. The timeframe entirely depends on fate, I suppose.

207. Do you want children? Why or why not?

Eventually, certainly. I very much enjoy having family, and would like more of it. I think I would be good to have, as a parent.

208. What is more important, sex or intimacy? Why?

Intimacy. I know that answer will surprise, but it is true. I do not see much point in sex other than children or as a vessel for intimacy or passion. Or as a vessel for attempting intimacy or passion.

209. What was your most recent romantic relationship like? Who was it with?

I would not categorize any relationship I’ve been is as romantic.

210. What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone you love?

…Hrm. I have not been in love, but I love those I surround myself with. I have probably spent a disproportionate amount of time telling Alex in far from privacy that no, eggs are actually pretty gross.

 Part Thirteen: Morality

 211. What one act in your past are you most ashamed of?

To feel shame is a wasted day.

212. What one act in your past are you most proud of?

I am proud of forming NHAAS.

213. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with who, and who won?

Of course – I’ve won some, I’ve lost most, but I fight for what I consider important.

214. What do you feel most strongly about?

I feel strongly about my place in the world – to go where I am led by my own nature and by things out of my control.

215. What do you pretend to feel strongly about, just to impress people?

I have, many times, pretended to have a very cultured wine palate to attempt impressing Thuvians. Turns out that you can fake it until you get there.

216. What trait do you find most admirable and how often do you find it?

Good people are rare, it seems, but I’ve found many, especially recently.

217. Is there anything you think should not be incorporated into the media or arts? (i.e., sex, violence, etc). What and why or why not?

For art to be violent is, in itself, a form of violence, and I would like there to be less of it.

218. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why or why not?

Yes – there is always hope, and things are not irredeemably bad yet. I suppose it’s in my name.

219. Do you think redemption is possible? Why or why not?

Redemption is always possible unless it is not desired.

220. Is there something you think is absolutely unforgivable? What is it?

I consider torture or bondage of any form to be unforgivable.

221. Is it okay for men to cry?

What’s a men? Also, certainly.

222. Is it okay for you to cry?

Absolutely not.

223. What do you think is wrong with most people, overall?

They do not care enough about others.

224. What is the worst thing you could ever do to someone you hated?

….I do not fully understand the question. I suppose, within my own ethics… Ask them to a date and stand them up.

225. Do you have feelings that disturb you? What and why?

Of course. I find my own sorrow quite disturbing.

226. On what occasions do you lie?

To ask how I feel… I find that very personal.

227. Do you think it is okay to lie?

No.

 Part Fifteen: Goals and Future

 235. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Ah, I do not like setting imperative goals. Though, finding someone so that I can return home is beginning to sound good.

236. Where do you see yourself in five years?

Such a short time? That is hard to say.

237. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Hmm… That is hard to say. Something quick, but I would be conscious and know. I would not want to die unaware that I am dying.

238. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

That is frightening! A day is far too short to get anything done at all!

239. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

To have been really, and truly good to have had.

 Part Sixteen: Misc.

 240. If you could, what advice would you, the hero, give to the villain? Or If you could, why would you, the villain want the hero to be at your side or part of your team?

I would not call myself a hero.

241. What was the worst injury you’ve ever received? How did it happen?

I was stabbed in the back, very painfully, and I do not enjoy talking about it.

242. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?

I am ticklish in the feet. Do not touch my feet!

243. What would you wish for if you ever found a genie?

Wishes? I suppose this would be the classic three wishes. Hmm… I would want Giselle LaRue to die, I would destroy the concept of capitalism, and I would use my last wish to bring back my fingers – I do not agree with how they were taken.

244. If your house burned down, what one thing would you want to save?

My house!!!

245. Describe yourself sitting in your favorite spot.

I lean back with horrible posture, one knee on where I sit, an arm slung on top, one over the edge of the chair. I am alert and attractive, and my eyes are bright.

246. How do you go to sleep and how do you wake up? (position, routine, etc)

I do not enjoy talking about sleeping.

247. What is a dream (during sleep) that you have often?

Good fucking question.

248. What is a day dream that you have often?

Being held very gently.

249. If you were to die and come back as any person or thing, what or who would you want to be?

Myself? I’ve done that before, I can and will do it again.

250. What is your motto?

To repeat yourself is trite.

251. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Back in Faraven! I haven’t been many other places, and Thuvia is…. Terrible.

253. If you could go back to any point in history and change something, what would it be?

I do not wish to change the fated course of history.

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

i don't like it when people wear masks

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

well jokes on you i wear a mask to hide my sadness everyday.

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

why did u respond to yourself

[birdthany]

highlights of tonight’s pathfinder session

“he is not actually an elf, he is terrible”

a shy goth NPC shoots their abusive dad point-blank in the side after he makes a misogynistic comment and promptly freaks out about it for the rest of the session

Amélie, a minor NPC who talks like the mbmbam bit, is found facedown in a pit and then dies

we create an illusion of a huge armored guy we name Pierre to back us up, and make him look like Carey Pietsch!Magnus. 

(it turns out Pierre looks exactly like the already-designed dead father of a major NPC, who was also named Pierre, and none of the players knew this. we are accused of necromancy by the future queen of the country)

a player is paid 30,000 gold to give an NPC a hug, and when she rolls to see how good the hug is, she rolls a critical miss

a player leaves a sweet note for an NPC who we aren’t going to see much of anymore, pastes it into the discord channel, and we all put reactions on it that get less and less relevant 

[charliesangelspathfinder]

I had to do it. It was necessary. 

[lizbian]

you know i gotta ask all those questions for the thuvia crew, if youre able

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[lizbian]

if this is too many feel free to skip any you want! but for the meme, all of them for Georg and also the Thuvians (inc. Damien)!

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