Charlie Zeltzer

As my husband's ex-wife would describe me: here to cause problems twitch.tv/CharlieZeltzer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catboygirljoker]

(via orc-sign-language)

[nattousan]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[hopeless-eccentric]

that guy is jazz trumpeter dizzy gillespie! i think it was the smithsonian which just found a second angle of this moment and .

yeah, me too dizzy

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charliezeltzer]

[liberalsarecool]

Evengelicals are the Craigslist of religions.

[liberalsarecool]

Republican cheating is nothing new.

#VoterSuppression #Racism #JebBushWasGov

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[frontmansdefender]

[krumplr]

Lol

[mslippy]

[soberscientistlife]

[northern-punk-lad]

JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

[mentally-thrown-out-a-window]

Isn’t ssooo crazy that the ‘defender of women’s rights’ constantly attaches and harasses women who aren’t hyper feminine looking all the time or who otherwise don’t fit in to the gender binary

That’s sooo willld

[desertbuddie]

Transphobia, Misogyny and Racism all intwined and like the bigot JK is she is once again doing all three.

[agnesmontague]

[technicoloryuri]

Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes

[technicoloryuri]

My boss: I have a question for you

Me, thinking: oh fuck I messed something up didn't I

My boss: a personal question

Me, still thinking: ah, this is about my penis. I know these matters well

[saturnsocoolioyep]

You truly are a fucking saint and I hope that kid knows you're the reason why because I would've KILLED for that kind of leeway as a teenager

[catchymemes]

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[edenfenixblogs]

“She had no horses but thought she did” is the real kicker for me here.

[the-haiku-bot]

“She had no horses

but thought she did” is the real

kicker for me here.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charliezeltzer]

Can I just say, I don't use "she/they" in my bio because I'm "confused about my gender". I do it because I could give a shit less what pronouns you use for me, I just want others to feel comfortable using what pronouns they feel comfortable using. It's not "Woke". It's empathy.

[wellbutrinboy]

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

[charliezeltzer]

Today I'm one year sober and all I got was a migraine