Charlotte Priestly

27, she/her lover of all things women and Alan Rickman

[marshmellowtea]

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[thesevenumbrellas]

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

[ursavorpalis]

monsterqueerplatonic

[thesevenumbrellas]

[extreme-ultimate-hornknee]

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

[this-is-asexual-joy]

This is asexual joy!

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[charlottepriestly]

I just have a question about your fic with Colonel Brandon, at last.

Will there be smut? I'm asking this because I was just so excited about your writing and it's so beautifully written that I had to tell someone. Guess who I told. My mum. Yeah. So if there's smut, I might be screwed even though I'm 21, it's still a bit weird, you know. Anyway, I love your writing, it's amazing, it's beautiful, it's the bets Colonel Brandon fic I've ever read, don't stop!🙏💕😊

Oh wow, thank you so much!! I'm so happy that you like the fic enough to tell your mum about it 🥰

As for the smut, there will be one scene yes, on their wedding night. But you can always skip it if you feel weird about it! It won't be anything crazy though, I promise :)

[charlottepriestly]

Are you gonna finish the fic of colonel Brandon? I really miss it.🙁😭

yes i am!! i'm just dealing with writer's block and personal stuff, but i'm slooooowly getting there. i have it all planned out and only a few more chapters to go! just please be patient i promise i'll get back to it ❤️

[charlottepriestly]

Melissa Schemmenti x Reader

Title: gladly break my heart for you

Rating: M

Tags: Slow Burn Romance, Friends to Loves, Fluff and Humour, Hurt/Comfort, Yearning, Lesbian OC, Bisexual Melissa

Summary:

You're the new first grade teacher at Abbott, having abandoned your previous dream job as a firefighter. You're actually settling really well in to teaching -- except the teacher from the classroom next to yours, Melissa Schemmenti, doesn't seem interested in being friendly with you at all.

Until one day, you manage to finally make conversation with her and you bond over your Italian heritage. Since then, you and Melissa start getting closer. Dinners at her place watching Real Housewives, getting invited to her big family Christmas dinner, sharing moments that make you question whether your feelings are really one-sided after all...

Because it's undeniable: you're falling for her. Hard. But do you really stand a chance?

Read on ao3

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[willypadilly]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[ladyfarona]

If you don't know what a Tufted Titmouse looks like, behold:

[should-be-sleeping]

I'd do anything that thing asked.

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[fellshish]

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

you're falling in the trap!! it will be read by many people, many times, and it will live on in their memories. and maybe no single other human will match you in time spent dedicated to your story, but as a collective we will outlast you. acts of creation only grow when they are shared

[galadriel1010]

This. Writing is not like dinner. It can be consumed many times

[quietsphere]

hey. hey now.

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.