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Imagine being a fucked up space creature living in your natural habitat of the Blood Ocean. And some poorly welded tin-can rolls up and starts flashbanging you right in the face with x-rays. And then it fucks off and you think it's gone. But then the tin-can comes back with a spike on the front of it and rams the spike directly into your face at full speed. I think I would be pretty upset too

life-is-molasses

cityelf

Ruh-roh Raggy, rit’s the ruhpocalypse!

kaijuno

wizardshark

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

wizardshark

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

jonnywaistcoat

JONNY CAN YOU GIVE ANY UPDATES OR INFORMATIONS ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK?? AS A TUBE NERD I'M DYING.

Currently getting the Big Lookover from my editor before I start the various rounds of tweaks and edits.

Depending on publisher schedules (and assuming it's not unsalvageably shit) Burnout will probably be out sometime next year, but at this point your guess is as good as mine.

iiinkos

god im wondering so bad when gwen being a bitchard will become relevant

paperruins

remembered i had free will and decided to use it to make a stupid zero effort evil old man yaoi comic. behold.

yennao

Ceaseless Watcher, Turn your Gaze upon this wretched THING.

sourdough-seal

"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

blujayeyes

Ima be so honest with you guys on my first listen through of tma I did not clock that Jon had a knife and I thought that things just got insanely dark out of nowhere and Jon kicked Jonah to death I was like ok Jon get his ass ig but I did not know you could just do that.