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TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: Guess.

Charlotte: Shit, you really did have dick pills and lost them?

TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Massie: Hold your congratulations and Venmoan me some money to congratulate me instead. I went to some party that I think the witch's school frats were holding?

Massie: I'm sorry, what? You got rejected by Motthew of all monsters?

Charlotte: Pls. You already stole my dreams, you’re not getting my money too. What kind of party was it that guys were lining up to go down???

Charlotte: YES! I know! I have no idea what happened! I looked SO hot!

TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: I don't know what you're talking about but thanks for nothing.

Charlotte: I’m talking about us not hooking up after the party. You’re usually so down to pound, what happened?

TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: Did I leave my keys with you?

Charlotte: No, did you lose them along with your boner pills or something?

TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Massie: Does four men lining up to go down on you count as a fiveway? Cause if it does, I just had my first.

Massie: How many times did you get laid at the Bathory's boring ass party???

Charlotte: Excuse me? What the fuck? Congratulations, bitch! Where did you even go!?

Charlotte: NONE! I went with Motthew because I figured it was a quick and easy way to get free booze and a reliable dick at the end of the night and NOTHING HAPPENED!

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Pierre: If you are suggesting taking a chisel to my face, I have a feeling you have had a head start on that drinking because that is absolutely ridiculous. But fine. What are you going to wear?

charlotte: I don't know how you fix puffy stone but a chisel seemed like the best bet, idk. Something tight and black, obviously?

TEXT 🏠 CHALLIE

Allie N.: It would not be a waste if it led you to a party of "epic" proportions. Also, they taste of poison so it is not as though anyone should be consuming them instead.

Charlotte: Yes it would since you could literally just drop your location on your phone and I could find you that way. Have you even tasted earth poison, how would you know?

TEXT 👕 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: My chest is amazing lmao and here I was, just trying to give you a gift! I could show up shirtless if that'd be better for you, but don't pretend my pecs aren't sick, Char. Negging doesn't work on me.

Charlotte: I’m not negging, I’m making an astute observation! Shirtless IS better tho so if you’re going to give me a gift, that’s better than a gross wet shirt!

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Pierre: Quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you. I have some headshots to take tomorrow and I can't afford to look bad; even stone can look puffy given the wrong circumstances, you know.

Charlotte: Excuse you, “Keep drinking until everyone in the bar is hot” day is so real. Just get a hydrating mist, aromatherapy oils or a chisel idfk and NUT UP!

TEXT 🏠 CHALLIE

Allie N.: I found what the internet has dubbed an 'epic party' tonight and in case you would like to join me, I have left a Cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house where it is, Hansel and Gretel style.

Allie N.: It is a Flaming Hot Cheeto if that helps.

Charlotte: It being a flaming hot cheeto actually makes this thing so much worse. Who wastes hot cheetos, you freak?

TEXT 👕 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and with some sick ass mac and cheese, if you want. Do you want? Because you can't deny that'd be a good ass time.

Charlotte: Can’t you just come in a dry shirt and sick ass mac and cheese? You don’t have the chest for a wet t shirt moment, boo.