TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW
Motthew: Guess.
Charlotte: Shit, you really did have dick pills and lost them?

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TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW
Motthew: Guess.
Charlotte: Shit, you really did have dick pills and lost them?
TEXT đź’¦ CHARSSIE
Massie: Hold your congratulations and Venmoan me some money to congratulate me instead. I went to some party that I think the witch's school frats were holding?
Massie: I'm sorry, what? You got rejected by Motthew of all monsters?
Charlotte: Pls. You already stole my dreams, you’re not getting my money too. What kind of party was it that guys were lining up to go down???
Charlotte: YES! I know! I have no idea what happened! I looked SO hot!
TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW
Motthew: I don't know what you're talking about but thanks for nothing.
Charlotte: I’m talking about us not hooking up after the party. You’re usually so down to pound, what happened?
TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW
Motthew: Did I leave my keys with you?
Charlotte: No, did you lose them along with your boner pills or something?
TEXT đź’¦ CHARSSIE
Massie: Does four men lining up to go down on you count as a fiveway? Cause if it does, I just had my first.
Massie: How many times did you get laid at the Bathory's boring ass party???
Charlotte: Excuse me? What the fuck? Congratulations, bitch! Where did you even go!?
Charlotte: NONE! I went with Motthew because I figured it was a quick and easy way to get free booze and a reliable dick at the end of the night and NOTHING HAPPENED!
TEXT 🥤 CHARRE
Pierre: If you are suggesting taking a chisel to my face, I have a feeling you have had a head start on that drinking because that is absolutely ridiculous. But fine. What are you going to wear?
charlotte: I don't know how you fix puffy stone but a chisel seemed like the best bet, idk. Something tight and black, obviously?
TEXT 🏠CHALLIE
Allie N.: It would not be a waste if it led you to a party of "epic" proportions. Also, they taste of poison so it is not as though anyone should be consuming them instead.
Charlotte: Yes it would since you could literally just drop your location on your phone and I could find you that way. Have you even tasted earth poison, how would you know?
TEXTÂ đź‘• CHOTTHEW
Motthew: My chest is amazing lmao and here I was, just trying to give you a gift! I could show up shirtless if that'd be better for you, but don't pretend my pecs aren't sick, Char. Negging doesn't work on me.
Charlotte: I’m not negging, I’m making an astute observation! Shirtless IS better tho so if you’re going to give me a gift, that’s better than a gross wet shirt!
TEXT 🥤 CHARRE
Pierre: Quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you. I have some headshots to take tomorrow and I can't afford to look bad; even stone can look puffy given the wrong circumstances, you know.
Charlotte: Excuse you, “Keep drinking until everyone in the bar is hot” day is so real. Just get a hydrating mist, aromatherapy oils or a chisel idfk and NUT UP!
TEXT 🏠CHALLIE
Allie N.: I found what the internet has dubbed an 'epic party' tonight and in case you would like to join me, I have left a Cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house where it is, Hansel and Gretel style.
Allie N.: It is a Flaming Hot Cheeto if that helps.
Charlotte: It being a flaming hot cheeto actually makes this thing so much worse. Who wastes hot cheetos, you freak?
TEXTÂ đź‘• CHOTTHEW
Motthew: I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and with some sick ass mac and cheese, if you want. Do you want? Because you can't deny that'd be a good ass time.
Charlotte: Can’t you just come in a dry shirt and sick ass mac and cheese? You don’t have the chest for a wet t shirt moment, boo.
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