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My flight leaves in about five hours.
Or worse, fuck it up.
So let’s get you so fucked up to the point where you don’t remember even boarding the plane, then.
I'm not sure I would notice if she did at this point. Â Alcohol is alcohol after the first fifth.
As long as I actually get on it, that's fine. Â Let's do it.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Good at least I will know somebody that is coming.
You'll know all of us by the end of it.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
'Even you' he says. Ha! I helped you plan half this shit, shut up and hand me a drink.
Yes, well, this is what happens when Dad makes me your legal guardian and wants us to be attached at the hip. Â {hands over his half-empty tumbler of whiskey.} Â There you go, little brother. Â Drink it slowly, this waitress is not playing with a full tray tonight.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Ooh, Jameson. Even longer since anyone let me near whiskey. You’re right though. It has been a long time… I miss it.
In that case, I'll make yours a double and you can catch up then.
Do you now? Â Well, the missing stops this second. Â
My flight leaves in about five hours.
You know what I think I am going to go with you. Is Chris coming?
Yes, of course he is.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
I don’t trust females with my drinks, but whatever.Â
So, what’s the game plan for Lebanon?
Well, this one is well-compensated enough she better not fuck with it.
You'd have to ask my brother. Â He did most of the legwork and I'm already too fucked to remember beyond 'get on plane this evening.'
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Thanks for the offer.
See, but you’re moving your lips and not moving your hands to fix me a drink. Multi-tasking is key, Andrews.
I'm not mixing you shit. Â I'll order it when she gets back with the round we ordered before you walked in.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
I have people who do that for me, so no thanks.
That’s a start.
Not an offer, love.
Yep. Â Next step is boarding the jet. Â Think you can handle it?
My flight leaves in about five hours.
So, who’s taking a shot off of who? And ‘yes’ isn’t a sufficient answer, love.
I might, yeah.
How about one of each. Â Ladies drink first, though.
Pretty sure it's just me, Caisson, and Chris on there so far. Â The more the merrier.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
I’ll have whatever you’re having.
Another round of Jameson, then. Â Been a while since we were drinking together, Is.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Yeah I am the only blood related Vanderbilt. Most girls move in. He’s my cousin. It’s a pleasure, Oliver.
Likewise.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Even me? Wow… well don’t I feel special. You know me, sweetie. Just pass me the alcohol and I’ll get loaded anywhere. Really going to have to make it worth my time though if you plan on getting me on a thirteen hour flight.
Of course. Â What would you like?
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Give me a glass, then. Oh, no I don’t use public airplanes—my jet’s flying me out there. I’m just here for the pre-party.
Same. Â I have a couple of open seats on mine is all.
Those are words I like, though. Â
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Thank God, we don’t need you being a pussy-whipped bore over in Beirut. What happens in Lebanon stays in Lebanon, right?
With all due respect, fuck you very much.
But yes. Â
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Funny because I didn’t say you did. But clearly your mother did, because scheduling a c-section is something the mother decides. Do you think she decided to make you a pretentious dick too?
No, by people I mean Charlotte, Luke, and even your own girlfriend. How sad, your own girlfriend doesn’t even want to celebrate your birthday with you. At least we have the decency to use flasks over here, man. Try to refrain from forgetting you have a girlfriend and cheating on her over in Lebanon; we all know how you Andrews seem to have the mental capacity of a squirrel. Isobel and your father’s lack of clientele seem to be proof of that.
Maybe, but I was born in Switzerland and it wasn't scheduled. Â Nice try, though, really.
No, but reaching for the 'your mom' jokes this early on in the conversation shows just how little class or superiority you have so you probably wouldn't understand all the things that go into developing a confident demeanor.
Charlotte and Luke aren't really my friends, so while their presence is welcome, it isn't necessary. Â And Jess does want to celebrate my birthday with me; she's a very busy girl and it's flattering whenever she's able to make time. Â You know how it goes because I'm dead certain you had to exercise a lot of patience to get in Charlotte's good graces. Â
Oh and you're throwing inaccuracies about my father in, too. Â You must be running out material. Â I should leave you be. Â Or... maybe it's the other way around. Â I'm sure there's another gutter you can crawl around in. Â
Goodbye, Carter.Â
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Man of many words, huh, Andrews? How about one here and one there, then?
Yes.
Do you need a ride? Â I've got a couple of open seats on our jet.
My flight leaves in about five hours.
Maybe I can invite my father and boyfriend to come to Lebanon for a last minute Christmas dinner including falafel and hummus. But if all else fails, just try to survive without me there, as difficult as it may be.
I actually have two gifts for you; Christmas and your birthday. Well, three, considering my presence is plenty a present as well.
We don't do parents, so I'll get by as I can.
That it is. Â I'll have to get you something really great to even try and be in competition for that.
