Mike Driver
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@chasy2345
a fun fact that people may not know about me is that i’m regular about media. i’m so normal about things i enjoy. i never ever get weird or obsessive about them and I consume and enjoy them completely normally. also im a fucking liar
how to spot a writer:
unhinged google search history
crying over fake people
owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)
Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄
THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:
not writing
writing
people reading their stories
people not reading their stories
Editing
Not editing
Having too many ideas
Having no ideas
* Story titles
* Summaries
predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:
it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps
the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation
it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family
either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason
there’s an ed sheeran song in it
the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity
the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are
china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading
i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it
the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”
imagine by john lennon is the end credits song
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”
Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”
Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”
“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”
this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes
gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂
coyotewillow on ig
best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting
Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of
Let’s GO GO GO!!!
If u can’t rb this u r dead to me
good morning everyone except this person
i demand to know why no one has blown raspberries on dean’s belly on my screen yet
