basic plot: adrien asks marinette to fake date him so he can later woo the girl of his dreams (her)
“Did I step on something?” Adrien asked, putting his weight on one foot at a time to check underneath his sandals. “I don’t see anything?”
“I do.”
He stilled. “Is it a spider?”
“No, it’s worse,” she replied solemnly.
“What’s worse than a spider?”
Marinette looked into his eyes. “Wearing socks with sandals.”
He blinked. “But I’ve seen you do it before.”
His sandals were bright yellow and the socks he had on were tie-dye.
She had no words to explain the difference.
With a defeated sigh, she adjusted the bag strap across her chest so it wasn’t flattening her collar. It wouldn’t do to have the frills of her collar lay out of place.
Then again, she looked spectacular beside him.
Adrien’s expression turned into one of triumph.
“You’re impossible,” she muttered.
“I think I make the impossible happen,” he said, rocking on his heels as he clasped his hands behind his back. Instead of being childlike, it reminded her of an old person. “I’ve got you on another date, haven’t I?”
“This is a pity date,” she replied.
Adrien beamed. “Actually, it’s a fake date.”
“Pity fake date.”
“PFD.” He made a thoughtful noise. “Can we drop the pity? That way I can tell people that we FD.”
She was unimpressed. “People?”
He pouted. “Nino?”
“Sure, tell Nino we fucked,” Marinette replied, linking her arm around his. “If he believes you, that means you’re doing something right.”
Marinette and Chat Noir have a nebulous "let's just be emotionally vulnerable with each other, kiss sometimes, and not put a label on it because we're both in love with other people" thing going on but for Adrien the lines begin to blur. He starts offering to carry Marinette's bag, is always trying to give her a ride home, and other boyfriend-ly things, TO MARINETTE'S EXTREME CONFUSION.
One night she finally loses it and tells Chat that Buttercup is driving her crazy; he's there every time she turns around, and she keeps making a fool of herself! Of course she believes he's just trying to be a Good Friend and she's reading into it too much because of her feelings for him, but Chat is suspicious (and not a little jealous), leading to a situation where Adrien becomes single-mindedly determined to catch Buttercup in the act.
Chat noir saw Marinette on her way home with groceries, she fell and lost the bag, Chat came and picked it up for her. Aaaaand Reports came like vultures.
-> summary jungkook knows how to please you so effortlessly.
-> word count 1.0k
-> warnings swearing, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, jungkook knowing how to please 😩, dirty talk, unprotected sex (stay safe y'all)
-> author's note i don't even know what came over me when i wrote this but i listened to the song try/effortless by dvsn and it definitely adds a certain vibe to the story :')
You know why you’re here. Standing in front of Jungkook, his mouth slightly parted and his eyes focused on you. He’s dying to get his hands on you, mostly his cock hardening at you being already breathless and the light from the early morning shining onto your exposed breasts. You’re glowing. Glowing in his bedroom while your hands roam on his chest, admiring the tattoos that decorate his arm firmly gripping your hair. He’s needy. He’s so fucking needy for you.
The tension rises between you, your lips attach to his neck – tongue rolling softly causing him to moan in response. Jungkook’s hands make contact with your thong, pulling it roughly aside, losing all patience with you.
You had teased the shit out of him since you came over. Giving him the classic fuck me eyes, complimenting his smell, how good he looks and especially how much you want his cock tonight.
You’ve always been like this, so easily horny for Jungkook as he is for you. You don’t know what it is about him. His character, his voice, the way he so effortlessly knows how to kiss you till your heat is at the verge of dripping further down your thighs. You just can’t get enough. It’s like he’s a walking drug for you and your body. Your body responds so well to him as well as himself to you.
‘’I’m too impatient.’’ He pulls his cock towards your entrance, the tip of it making direct contact to your clit. He lets it stay there for a while, before rubbing it back and forth causing friction for you. The thing you loved about fucking Jungkook was how he always did something new. Whether it was a new position, a new feeling, it was all new. You’ve never imagined yourself moaning over his tip pressing itself to your clit. Something about it just felt good.
Jungkook doesn’t waste another second, latching his mouth on every part of your upper body. His tongue runs from your shoulders, to your neck and all the way down to your breasts, nibbling softly on an erected nipple.
‘’I fucking love kissing your body.’’ His words struck a chord for you, making your head tilt back and allowing him more access. He chuckles at your actions continuing regardless, his tip still massaging your clit making you more desperate to get him fully inside of you.
‘’Jungkook,’’ you breathe out his name, his lips still roaming all over your body.
You need to have him, to have him so close to your body – so close your skins burn against each other. You grab his face, stopping him in his tracks. ‘’Now I’m too impatient.’’ He grins, his bunny smile on full display before he pushes you down on the bed, taking off your thong before he lays in between your legs. The position is simple, although this is Jeon Jungkook and he always knows how to do it right.
He doesn’t hesitate to grab your legs, placing them on his shoulders. He loves seeing you like this. Your hair all over his pillow, you biting your lip in anticipation of him nestling himself in between your walls.
Regardless of how many times you’ve fucked, Jungkook still streches you out nicely making you gasp followed by a raspy moan. You’ll never grow tired of this. How good Jungkook is at taking his time with being inside of you before moving his hips. His control is amazing, his tip barely leaves your entrance before it pulls back in again, causing a rush through your body.
Jungkook keeps going, moans filling the room from both of you as you grab the roots of his hair pulling him down for a messy kiss.
‘’Nobody fucks me like you do, ah shit–’’ Your grip tightens in his hair, him grunting in response of your actions and he’s almost about to come undone seeing you so fucked out in front of him. But what mostly sends Jungkook into space, are your words. He knows it’s your way of dirty talking – praising him over how good he feels, his mouth, his fingers… – but somehow hearing nobody can do it like him makes him fucking proud of himself. It definitely motivates him to continue, his pace quickening and your eyes flutter shut to let yourself go all over him.
You make such a mess all over his cock, painting it fully with your arousal and the sight is something Jungkook will never forget.
He’s so close, so fucking close yet he wants to feel you. Feel you in other ways like never before making him pull out of you. You’re surprised by the decision he takes but your mind is so hazy you barely register what he’s about to do.
Jungkook smears his cock in between your folds, grinding himself against your arousal and you immediately moan in surprise of how good it feels. Jungkook goes down to kiss you, his cock still grinding against you as if he’s fucking you. You whine against his lips, causing his to twitch to a smirk, ‘’fuck yeah you like that?’’ You only hum in response and before you can blink, Jungkook pushes back inside of you – your back arching in response.
It’s intense yet sensual, he moves his body so smoothly against your own and it creates the most unbelievable pleasure which you have never felt. Your words are stuck inside of your throat when you normally love to praise just well he’s taking you or even filling you up. But you don’t. Your mind is almost on another planet and you’re already so close to finishing once again.
Jungkook feels you convulse around him and it makes his cock twitch inside of, his low pants shortening indicating he’s close. He closes his eyes, focusing on coming inside of you. Your body can’t help but come undone when you focus on how hot Jungkook looks, concentrating on giving you his cum. His brows are drawn closer together, lips tucked in between his teeth and the way his hair is a bit wet from him sweating.
He at last let's go, his hips snapping shut against your core, giving you everything he can before pulling out gently and peppering your naked form with kisses. The act makes your heart beat rapidly over how gentle and sensual he’s always been towards you. He never once made you feel less when you slept together, always making sure you were okay but foremost knowing how to please you so effortlessly. No one does it like him.
Radical feminism is the reason no one takes true feminism seriously.
I once had a radfem follow me and I have never once questioned my entire existence as seriously as I did in that moment. Like I questioned every little thing I might have done wrong to make them think they’re welcome on my blog.
In case this wasn’t clear enough: if you’re radfem, stay the hell away from me. Just hit that block button, it’ll save us both a lot of time. You’re not welcome here.
Finally someone said it. This goes for all rad- subgroups on tumblr 🙄
On the one hand, it’s the Internet, what do people expect. On the other, we have to stop letting large communities of radicals go unchecked—these people do still exist in the world (although there are many bots too). By “stopping” these people I mean having conversations as to how and why this ideology is harmful and wrong—not just mass silencing everyone you disagree with. Even for a belief that is agreed upon to be wrong by most who are respectable and/or humane, this method of silencing could cause people who are confused or misinformed to be grouped into it and never give them the chance to be corrected. Or, in other cases, YOU will be the one who is wrong. There are many many reasons beyond this as to why silencing is a horrible strategy for people to expect change in an ethical way. Overall, sharing beliefs and listening (though critically cautiously) in general is a good pathway towards finding whats right at an individual level and, from there, that can be extended to a larger community level. There are many radical ideas that are the exception, that we shouldn’t even begin to consider, but when you start treating every semi-ethical issue as black and white you a) have lost your ability to think on your own and b) are missing out on the opportunity to adjust your opinions when needed in order to be better. You dont always even have to be wholly wrong in order to need some correction anyway
Somewhat ironically, I think possibly the most human story about 9/11 is the one about the tree they found in the rubble.
About thirty days or so after the attacks, as rescue workers were trying to clear the wreckage and find the bodies of the dead, they found this little tree branch sticking out, otherwise unremarkable...but it still had leaves. And do you know what they did?
They dug out this tree. They dug this burnt and blackened tree out of the pile, took it out of the city and re-planted it to give it a chance to survive. To grow back. Just because they saw these leaves. And by some miracle, it did, and ten years later they brought this now 30-foot-tall tree back to lower Manhattan to plant it in the memorial at ground zero. They brought the tree home.
And is that just not...the most human fucking thing? These guys saw this one thing in that pile that was still alive, and they said dammit, we're gonna save this little tree. We can't save anything else, but we're gonna save this tree. And they did.
Say what you want about people, but I truly believe we are good at heart.
pro-tip: a lot of the time, when an image off google is automatically saving as “.webp” or “.gifv” in order to stop you from using it, you can work around this con pretty easily. all u gotta do it right click and select “open image in a new tab”.
notice how this new tab’s url ends with “.gifv”? or some kind of code converting a normal image to a webp (ex: “.png?type=webp”)? literally just manually edit the url so it just ends at “.gif” or “.png”. delete the “v” or delete the code. then hit enter so the image reloads under this new url, and hit save. it should save correctly this time <3
stormborns
kaledo-art
yousharknotpass
baratheonpilled
snowghoul
vaporwave
discoholicmusic
gummygunk
prguitarman
izzy806
