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Hello there, I'm not very active on here, but feel free to look around. I do character reviews, and draw occasionally ^^  Just as a warning, I don't tag stuff very often (ask if you want me to though, I just forget to otherwise!). Be prepared for random Bluepulse reblogging sprees at dubiously late times.

[yangaf]

ngl LOVE the idea that “catra” is just a nickname for her REAL name that adora busts out whenever the situation calls for it.

“get out of the tree, catra.”

“you’re not the boss of me, adora.”

“Catrina. Get down, now.”

“... that was REALLY low.”

glimmer & bow: WHO,,????

[yangaf]

i love this but consider:

priest at adora & catra’s wedding: “Do you, Catrina Applesauce Meowmeow, take Princess Ad-“

glimmer: hold up. hold the fuck up. wait. wait a fuc-

[yangaf]

at the next intergalactic peace summit:

glimmer: i’m proud to introduce to you She-Ra, Princess of Power-

adora, posing with her wedding ring: actually it’s She-Ra Meowmeow, Princess of Power :)

glimmer: die. fucking die. divorce her. i’m not kidding

[yangaf]

glimmer: you could have taken adora’s last name it’s absolutely free

catra: we named ourselves when we were 5 and adora’s full name was adora happysmile rainbowfist

glimmer: jail. jail for 1000 years

[adorasgayass]

Adora *telling a story*: -but then catrina said-

Glimmer: who tf is catrina?

Adora: How do u not know my gf?

Bow *in tears*: U and catra broke up?!

[radiosandrecordings]

thinking about how alex said this episode was so chunky sound wise that it caused his editing computer to overheat and it required five (5) different ice packs to keep it from just going up in flames and god if that isn’t the definition of irony 

[paper-mario-wiki]

you’re in one of the thinnest countries in the world; you should lose weight so you can stop looking like a stereotype lol

ok this is something i see kind of often and i want to address it because i feel like people are getting worse and worse at this:

when writing anon hate dont end it with “lol”. it COMPLETELY undercuts the sincerity of your criticism. By saying “lol” you’re saying “I’m admitting that the purpose of this message is to make you feel bad, not give you advice that WOULD make you feel bad about yourself or your identity”.

as little as 5 years ago people would send flames that actually HURT a person. you used to get MEANINGFUL attacks on who you were at your core, shit you couldnt change. nowadays its all fuckin “maybe if you stanned twice your hair wouldnt look so greasy LOL” like what the fuck ever dude this petty gradeschool recess shittalk does not stick with a person, you forget about it within 200 seconds and get on with what youre doing.

put some effort into your insults. make a person feel like shit, god damn, i just want to FEEL something.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Okay this one is slightly better because it’s filled with genuine malice beyond a single fact about me. The problem with THIS insult, however, is that your anger with me specifically is coming through so thick that I can tell you’re attacking me from an emotional place and not a logical one, making it kind of hollow.

Additionally, I have no idea where you got 3 different parts of your argument; sad brony, clown aesthetic, guilt trip over a VR headset.

The clown aesthetic I guess I understand because I talk about my interest in clowns a lot, but that’s like saying I have a “ghost aesthetic” because I like ghosts or a “video game aesthetic” because I like videogames.

The other two I legit have no idea where you’re getting those from, which makes me think that you saw a stray post or two of mine and established an idea of what I must be like in your head from a subjective perspective based on a few strands of information.

This is definitely a step up though! We’ve graduated from grade school to middle-school.

If anyone else has one I’d love to get one more good one in! The bar is pretty low so far so hit me with a juicy one. I’m going to bed soon and I want you to hit me with something that I’ll be thinking about when I wake up in the morning!

[paper-mario-wiki]

[wof-reworked]

I pulled an all-nighter and made a quiz: What would your daemon be? It’s accessible for people who didn’t read the golden compass/his dark materials too, basically what animal would your soul be (https://uquiz.com/qbKtup)

it got kind of mean and specific to people I know so like, sorry in advance enjoy the weirdly pointed questions and statements

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

You know what makes me sad soon there won't be any cats that remember the old forest. I know it's silly and it's probably just nostalgia talking but the lake territories just doesn't feel like home the way the old forest did

yeah the lake territories have like

no landmarks that are recognizable except for like

i guess there’s a tree

the abandoned twoleg den

horseplace

that one clearing thunderclan and shadowclan fought over

and it feels like it’s changing like constantly it’s like “above the territory is nothing, actually cats can live there now, oh now there’s like foresty hills up there now and also the abandoned twoleg den is at the top of thunderclan territory now when it was on like the western side who knows

[agro-carnist]

Imagine if someone went around telling people with dogs that they wanna kill them and constantly call them gross and evil and terrible in front of people they knew loved dogs, then defended their behavior by pointing out they have a dog phobia and any criticism of their behavior is mean to people with phobias

That's what y'all with spider and insect phobias sound like when you go out of your way to be a piece of shit to people that like insects and spiders and have them as pets

[fumblebeefae]

My life everytime I mention I research insects. I don’t care or need to hear about how much you hate insects or about your phobia of them. Let me enjoy my insects in peace.

[nychi]

Happy 413!

[nychi]

part 2

[icyblueroses]

get rekt

[beaconfantasies]

This version of Batman is criminally underrated

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[magiashley]

YEAR OF THE RAT

[valtsv]

another absolutely fantastic trope is when a scifi/fantasy character calls the oblivious object of their affections a term of endearment in their fictional first language during an emotional moment which they refuse to translate, and their love interest assumes due to the unresolved sexual tension fuelled rivalry aspect of their relationship that it's an insult, only to have their world absolutely rocked to its core when they finally manage to get a translation and realize that the other person has been pining for them the entire goddamn time

[valtsv]

like,

character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(

person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?

character a: ...i think so. why?

person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.

character a: w

character a: what

[valtsv]

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

[chongoblog]

i dunno why homestuck would be referenced in this m8 your weeb anime has nothing to do with true musical artistry.

[diadraws]

11 years of THESE DANG KIDS!!!! 

happy 24th birthday june egbert! (and belated 24th to the other 3. ha ha. now somebody find me a shoulder brace please) 

[elbiotipo]

IM SO ANGRY

[elbiotipo]

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

[elbiotipo]

https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

[rqqu]

let’s bring her back

[vibinwitch]

She’s still there we just have to recognize her existence and love her as she is

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[frownyalfred]

don’t open ao3 chapter updates at the club kids

[deader-than-death]

Do you mean to tell me you went clubbing and got an ao3 update and thought it would be fine to start reading it?

[frownyalfred]

the author didn’t update for six months, who the hell do you think I am? someone who would just let a 10k chapter sit there??? when both my phone and hands currently still function???