chatoyantchan

I’m not that active here but I’m trying | she/they | a3!, argo, prosek, paralive, etc.

[valtsv]

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

[valtsv]

coworker: [after turning on the lights in the warehouse and noticing half of them are flickering or won't turn on at all] hey james what's up with the lights

me: oh idk i guess the light's haunted

coworker: what?

me, shrugging: light's haunted

[later that day]

another coworker: hey, what's up with the lights?

coworker i was with earlier: light's haunted

other coworker: what???

coworker, without changing expression or missing a beat: light's haunted

[valtsv]

thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[angelbabyspice]

I think more people should just be ok with being single

[angelbabyspice]

I love this site

[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[inthesensethat]

[bibleofficial]

‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen

[soapyakships]

when inabakumori said in the producer's note "just where did this water come from?"... i felt that...

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[throathole]

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

there should be a special place in hell for those who renovate victorian houses to have modern interior like what the hell is wrong with you. i hope the ghosts kill you fr.

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I do love that this website is completely run by trans people. Like there’s a few cis people on here but they’re completely domesticated, we have little bells on them so we know where they are.

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Posts that make me wonder if the trans people are okay, number 1: whatever the fuck this is

[charlottan]

its a pretty nornal post

[tumbwr]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

[superkisa]

[mashoeroom]

SHU UJIGAWA 🙏

[virulace]

Kanata Nijou

[majunju]

tamayura

[alwaysbewoke]

FACTS. She deserves all the mockery and roasting she's getting.