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"you don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking lizard king."

[animationsource]

Chuckie, this is your mommy.

[sushinfood]

[spacegate]

as someone who lost their mom when they were tiny, this episode made me bawl for three days straight.

[swagintherain]

Iconic

[bestdrag]

Laila McQueen by Eric Magnussen.

[sharons-goopy]

HONEY HER WAIST IS SNATCHED

[gamgee]

i love this clickbait ad thats straight up calling out owen wilson for war crimes

[5thdistrict]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Pickle, you want a belly rub?” (sound on)

[douxkitten]

i’d die for u pickle

[thedabara]

marilyn manson for NME magazine (shot by PEROU)

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[leonardcohenofficial]

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

[riverboatfrogs-deactivated20181]

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

[captaincrusher]

Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end. 

[leonardcohenofficial]

do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates

[romansroys]

[richie-hoezier85]

[withvaldezindisneyland]

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

[holymoonave]

[andersam5]

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[vintar]

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

[argumate]

oops

[languageoclock]

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

[stele3]

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

[wehaveallgotknives]

fuck I’ve literally never thought about the lyrics of this thing I’ve been singing my whole life but: yes, we do sing this - and it’s to the tune of our national anthem

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[drunkstereotype]

there’s a ladder just chillin in this shot I will never get over season 1