Noli Me Tangere

I will have here but one mistress and no master. Header by suibianjie.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[chryza]

Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

[yibo-wang]

HAPPY HANGUANGJUNE!!!

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[sophsun1]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[becherdireinen]

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

[inanesinlovewithiwtv]

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[formeganpage]

I’m obsessed with this man

[littleguysdaily]

[phaeton-flier]

Littleguysdaily this is my favorite of your many great little guys. I think about this one a lot.

[littleguysdaily]

Hell Yeah

[miiriya]

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

I don’t trust anyone who didn’t laugh at this… you gotta be dead inside if you didn’t react when sis delivered that punchline 😂

[everythingfox]

Can never leave the house again

[catchymemes]

Puppies pick out their own collars

[parkchanwoohoo]

[lautakwah]

obsessed w these two queens who are like. same energy but parallel to those gyaru girls who make drinks in public