Whisperer

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Get a little closer. I've got a favour or two for you. Mind giving me a hand? Feliks Łukasiewicz || 21 || Villain || closed rp blog for Legion of Hetalians

[chatteringcharmer]

ladyoftruth:

…not really? All I did was hit a guy.

I do that nearly daily.

[snorts]

Okay, true, true. Still, though. I’m sure a day off would be nice.

[ladyoftruth-blog]

I do not want to go to the office today. It seems a shame to end a weekend of beating the snot out of people by returning to real life.

[chatteringcharmer]

Or like, you could take the day off. I’m like, guessing you deserve it. 

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

Mm, yes, I’ll just finish putting my room together. If you need anything, I suppose you know my room number so. [turns to leave]

Yup! And if you need anything, you can find my office easy. [waves] See ya ‘round.

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

right, well, this has been… informative, I suppose?

No, not really. I still don’t know why they sent me to you, but… since everything is in order… [begins to scoot away]

Oh! Yeah, if you like, have other stuff to do, then I won’t keep you or anything. Nice t’meetcha though.

[chatteringcharmer]

If you could fight anyone in the legion without consequence who would it be and why?

Alfred, totally. It’d be pretty fun to kick his ass, even though logically I’d be the one getting my ass kicked. [snorts]

[chatteringcharmer]

Good luck guys, I will be not helpful during this! Unless I can somehow fence away an asteroid. [snorts]

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

[Chuckles] You’re such a child sometimes, you know that?

[He gently grabs his waist before giving him a kiss] How’s that for a kiss? Satisfied?

[smooch!]

Hm, it’ll do. [teasingly grins] Okay, I’ll go get changed now, no more stalling. [bounces away to go do that]

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

[nods] It has boxes in it, too, though whether it’s actually getting unpacked or not…

I guess we’ll see.

Well, you’re free to unpack whenever you want! Take your time, rush, whatever y’want, doesn’t matter to me.

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

But you also might not like it too. [Chuckles and grabs his umbrella] Don’t be like sunshine. Be happy.

[just pouts more] Yeah but you won’t know by not giving it to me...

[sighs] Okaaaaay. You gotta give me a kiss though first, then I’ll be happy.

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

[she won’t, but I will ~<3]

Right… Thanks… well, I’m new here too, so… is there anything I need to do or fill out or…?

Mmmmm, lemme think...

You’ve already been registered into the villain path so nothing to do there... Do y’have a room picked out already?

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

[He raises an eyebrow and shrugs] Meh. You wouldn’t like it, so just forget about it. Let’s just get going to the bank, and make good time.

[whiiiines] I might like it! 

[pouts] Fiiiiine. I’ll go change.

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

[He groans as he realizes it’s not there] Ah fuck. I don’t have it. Guess it’s back at my room. [He shrugs] Ah well, you wanna go rob a bank or something?

[gives him a pout]

Hey! At least tell me what it was! [pauses, then sighs, crossing his arms over his chest] But fine, sure. That’d be fun.

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

It’s not a jinx if it’s always happens. [shrugs]

[Sighs] Well guess I gotta take this out now when you put it like that. [He fishes through his pockets looking for something]

[blinks]

Uh-- wait. What? What are you taking out-- [if this is like before he’s going to smack him]

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

[His cheeks turned a little pink] Aww shucks. You’re too sweet you know that.

He isn’t. Now just wait after I say that he’s gonna do some unforgivable shit. [Raises an eyebrow] Do you want to get married?

[snorts] Don’t jinx it.

[pauses] Uhhhh. [rubs the back of his neck sheepishly] I mean. Yeah, at some point, probably. 

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

[not exactly impressed by this, but she’ll manage]

[shrugs] Yes, I’m a villain. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

[please bear with his awkward social anxiety]

Nice t’meetcha too! Like I said, kinda new to this, so like, sorry, still figuring shit out. Anyway, welcome aboard!

[chatteringcharmer]

...They told me to introduce myself to you.

Well, introduce away!

[chatteringcharmer]

madamecelene:

[nods] and finally unpacked, yes. They said once I was ready, I should come see you.

…I’m not sure why.

Huh. What. Why me--

OH duh, wow I’m dumb. I’m the villain coleader so you must be a villain! Nice. It’s kinda a new thing, this coleader job, I keep forgetting about it.

[thetraditionalweatherman-blog]

Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Łukasiewicz. Just a thought.

[record scratch] You’ve been thinking about getting married? Since when?

[chatteringcharmer]

thetraditionalweatherman:

Damn right I got a point. I’m sure he realizes it too one way or another.

[Shrugs] Meh. It was nice. They were really appreciative for the oaf. You know, he’s actually not that bad. He’s an idiot, but he’s not that bad.

[light smile] Yeah, he’s not a bad guy. But still.

[he pulls Allen down by his arm to smooch his cheek] I’m glad I got you.