ladyoftruth:
âŠnot really? All I did was hit a guy.
I do that nearly daily.
[snorts]
Okay, true, true. Still, though. Iâm sure a day off would be nice.
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ladyoftruth:
âŠnot really? All I did was hit a guy.
I do that nearly daily.
[snorts]
Okay, true, true. Still, though. Iâm sure a day off would be nice.
I do not want to go to the office today. It seems a shame to end a weekend of beating the snot out of people by returning to real life.
Or like, you could take the day off. Iâm like, guessing you deserve it.Â
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
Mm, yes, Iâll just finish putting my room together. If you need anything, I suppose you know my room number so. [turns to leave]
Yup! And if you need anything, you can find my office easy. [waves] See ya âround.
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
right, well, this has been⊠informative, I suppose?
No, not really. I still donât know why they sent me to you, but⊠since everything is in order⊠[begins to scoot away]
Oh! Yeah, if you like, have other stuff to do, then I wonât keep you or anything. Nice tâmeetcha though.
If you could fight anyone in the legion without consequence who would it be and why?
Alfred, totally. Itâd be pretty fun to kick his ass, even though logically Iâd be the one getting my ass kicked. [snorts]
Good luck guys, I will be not helpful during this! Unless I can somehow fence away an asteroid. [snorts]
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
[Chuckles] Youâre such a child sometimes, you know that?
[He gently grabs his waist before giving him a kiss] Howâs that for a kiss? Satisfied?
[smooch!]
Hm, itâll do. [teasingly grins] Okay, Iâll go get changed now, no more stalling. [bounces away to go do that]
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
[nods] It has boxes in it, too, though whether itâs actually getting unpacked or notâŠ
I guess weâll see.
Well, youâre free to unpack whenever you want! Take your time, rush, whatever yâwant, doesnât matter to me.
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
But you also might not like it too. [Chuckles and grabs his umbrella] Donât be like sunshine. Be happy.
[just pouts more]Â Yeah but you wonât know by not giving it to me...
[sighs] Okaaaaay. You gotta give me a kiss though first, then Iâll be happy.
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
[she wonât, but I will ~<3]
Right⊠Thanks⊠well, Iâm new here too, so⊠is there anything I need to do or fill out orâŠ?
Mmmmm, lemme think...
Youâve already been registered into the villain path so nothing to do there... Do yâhave a room picked out already?
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
[He raises an eyebrow and shrugs] Meh. You wouldnât like it, so just forget about it. Letâs just get going to the bank, and make good time.
[whiiiines] I might like it!Â
[pouts] Fiiiiine. Iâll go change.
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
[He groans as he realizes itâs not there] Ah fuck. I donât have it. Guess itâs back at my room. [He shrugs] Ah well, you wanna go rob a bank or something?
[gives him a pout]
Hey! At least tell me what it was! [pauses, then sighs, crossing his arms over his chest] But fine, sure. Thatâd be fun.
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
Itâs not a jinx if itâs always happens. [shrugs]
[Sighs] Well guess I gotta take this out now when you put it like that. [He fishes through his pockets looking for something]
[blinks]
Uh-- wait. What? What are you taking out-- [if this is like before heâs going to smack him]
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
[His cheeks turned a little pink] Aww shucks. Youâre too sweet you know that.
He isnât. Now just wait after I say that heâs gonna do some unforgivable shit. [Raises an eyebrow] Do you want to get married?
[snorts] Donât jinx it.
[pauses] Uhhhh. [rubs the back of his neck sheepishly] I mean. Yeah, at some point, probably.Â
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
[not exactly impressed by this, but sheâll manage]
[shrugs] Yes, Iâm a villain. Itâs a pleasure to meet you.
[please bear with his awkward social anxiety]
Nice tâmeetcha too! Like I said, kinda new to this, so like, sorry, still figuring shit out. Anyway, welcome aboard!
...They told me to introduce myself to you.
Well, introduce away!
madamecelene:
[nods] and finally unpacked, yes. They said once I was ready, I should come see you.
âŠIâm not sure why.
Huh. What. Why me--
OH duh, wow Iâm dumb. Iâm the villain coleader so you must be a villain! Nice. Itâs kinda a new thing, this coleader job, I keep forgetting about it.
Babe, if, like... we get married, I'm definitely taking your last name, no one knows how the fuck to say Ćukasiewicz. Just a thought.
[record scratch] Youâve been thinking about getting married? Since when?
thetraditionalweatherman:
Damn right I got a point. Iâm sure he realizes it too one way or another.
[Shrugs] Meh. It was nice. They were really appreciative for the oaf. You know, heâs actually not that bad. Heâs an idiot, but heâs not that bad.
[light smile] Yeah, heâs not a bad guy. But still.
[he pulls Allen down by his arm to smooch his cheek] Iâm glad I got you.