Heyooo

Mexico is a bit of a bitch lately

[ncalabby]

poop with friend! :))

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[orteil42]

it is unfortunate that i am extremely lazy while simultaneously wanting to make games that i'd describe as "everything's in it"

[orteil42]

[shuploc]

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞

[depsidase]

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]

[catgirlforeskin]

[k-eke]

Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

[chavis32]

Videos taken seconds before Disaster

[ocreoart]

Fallout New Vegas: OVA

Really loved that inspirational speech part at the Hoover Dam, what was your favorite part of the OVA?

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

Furby customization and refurbishing will have me saying the most serial killer shit out of context.

"I need hot glue to remove his eyes."

"I have to put him in my freezer."

"I need to peel and clean his skin."

"I have to hang the skin up to dry."

"I need to take apart his exoskeleton."

[psymob-moved-deactivated2024022]

[nogf]

if they had ditch weed dispensaries i would still smoke

[nogf]

but im talking like low down ditch weed. just schwag. grade A ass weed. garbàge. because the shit they smoking nowadays is toxic. i brush past someone walking out of a dispo and 10 minutes later im couchlocked. in my day I would buy an eighth of capital B Boof pack and that shit had me k'ed for a week. the certified reginald. that oregano 10 sack. placebo kush. joe biden diesel. but they don't make it like that no more

[nogf]

[chavis32]

Commander Shepard out here about to smoke the Weed equivalent of Swish

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[skyfire85]

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

[dduane]

Deities go where they need to go to be born. :)

[chavis32]

I've just caught a mosquito in my hand, and I thought it was dead but as soon I opened my hand this little bastard just flew away like a giant fleshy food golem didn't just hold its life in (literally) the palm of their hand

I fuckin hate these things man

[chavis32]

Y'all ever have to do half a semester's worth of work in about 2 hours?

if so, do you have any advice?

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Well to be fair, if you do accept this job, you obviously are unqualified since you must lack “strong critical thinking”.

[chavis32]

oh god that's actually disgusting

[lukestarkillerisgay]

is watching y tu mamá también self love or self harm ..,.,:.?,,,, .::;.,

[chavis32]

I can tell you, as a born and raised Mexican boyo, that yes it's one of those things

[gif87a-com]

[thebibliosphere]

#Reminds me of a bird of paradise

[chavis32]

I love all of those Take on Me memes

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[chavis32]

NO DO NOT BRING THAT ACCURSED NIGHTMARE BACK INTO MY DASHBOARD