roastë

FINLAND 🌿my best friends brother is the one for me- victorious🌿

[chay-nuggs-blog]

btw i moved 2 vodkka-aunt

[mydeddyalabama]

How is Disney gonna preach “work hard and your dreams will come true” when Sharpay & Ryan worked almost their whole lives to be on top but then Gabriella & Troy showed up not even able to two step with their boring ass acoustic versions of every single song and stole the spotlight Sharpay and Ryan are supposed to be the villains like…okay work

[chay-nuggs-blog]

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

[totalparksandrec]

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

This episode changed a generation.

[chay-nuggs-blog]

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

[themariahcarey]

Where the fuck is @kesha with my summer pussy popper

[victorpopejr]

Factory recalls be like

[capacity]

He is so funny I have the biggest crush on him and he doesn’t even know I exist

[lord-kitschener]

we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

oh my god they’re literally making straight marriage illegal. the prophecy is being fulfilled

[alldasheverything-deactivated20]

[cyberpxpi]

[emison]

this was such a good episode of orange is the new black

[ragnaroktopus]

can someone please put together a masterpost of workers’ rights because i don’t even know where to start

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

its so weird watching shows from the 90s like friends or x files cuz theres so many plots that could just be resolved instantly if everyone had  cell phones

[realitytvbitch]

Do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the Beyoncé

[mangosmoothie8]

[casualmalexlfan]

[greedyraptor]

[sonoanthony]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve read in my whole life.