I am the butter that burns in your pan

jaden, they/them ♌︎ ♒︎ ♏︎

[catchymemes]

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[audliminal]

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[casgirl]

I DONT want the world to see me cuz I don’t think that they’d understand when everything’s made to be broken I just want you to know who I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[amygdalae]

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

[reallycoolsoup]

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

[amygdalae]

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[unionizedwizard]

everything so scary & forever .

[unionizedwizard]

[badassdemonsword]

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[stephreynaart]

Chinga La Migra

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[artsymeeshee]

That checks out

[fishing-princess]