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chance/lynn/caspie yknow

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

me: i hate drama

[drama happens]

me: 

[everysongineverykey]

kris dreemurr is so awesome. the protagonist ever. they eat moss. their best friends are a purple dragon lesbian and a goat with glasses. they do speedruns. they have their very own knife that belongs to them that everyone recognizes as kris' knife. they ripped out their soul and locked it in a cage and went all red-eyes-looking-at-the-camera-with-a-knife and then did literally nothing but eat an entire pie. they eat entire pies on a regular basis. they eat dog treats and lick book pages. they make their own bath bombs just to throw them in the toilet. they slashed their mum's car tires. they're even nonbinary

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i feel like people don't realize that there's no such thing as having "too many labels" because we all actually have roughly the same amount of labels. if you're not autistic, you're allistic. if you're not neurodivergent, you're neurotypical. if you're not queer, you're cishet. if you're not asexual, you're allosexual. if you're not aromantic, you're alloromantic. if you're not trans, you're cis. if you're not intersex, you're perisex. if you're not disabled, you're abled. an autistic, adhd biromantic asexual polyamorous non-binary person has the same amount of labels as an allistic, neurotypical hetero allo monogamous cis person. so if you ever think that you have too many labels, just remember, everyone else has about the same amount as you, so don’t feel bad about picking up a few more for yourself.

[azeler]

They think we have too much labels because they have the privilege to not have to specify theirs.

[zachbiller]

[ruffboi-mags]

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

[absolxguardian]

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

[ruffboi-mags]

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

[screenshotsofdespair]

Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl (part 2).

[bootleggreely]

juno pt 2, have a rlly rough doodle of fots juno that i liked. they r gon get an alpha ref too jus been lazy shh

fyi in fots theyre still alive n happy n theyre an archeologist

[aflo]

*walking into the club with my date* *turns to them before we enter* tw flashing lights, tw loud, tw alcohol reference. *we enter the building*

[spirit-of-science]

Yes?

The way OP abstracted it makes it sound weird, but this is the normal, expected behavior.

Think about it: if you have a friend with photosensitive epilepsy or migraines, you generally warn them about flashing lights. Same goes for your friend in recovery with alcohol. Same goes for your friend with sensory processing issues with loudness. (In some of these cases it would happen as part of the planning process, not when you’re about to walk through the door.)

“Bunch of us are going to Sammy’s this weekend, do you want to come? Just so you know, people will be drinking.”

This is not weird.

“It’s going to be loud in here, you might want to put in your ear plugs”

This is not weird.

Content warnings are an accessibility feature. That most people already do in many daily situations. (“Just so you know, your ex is going to be there”, “Do you want to watch this movie with me, Just so you know it gets kinda heavy”)

[azcrowleyfell]

This.

[aqueerkettleofish]

If you know what triggers your friends– hell, if you know what just squicks them– and you know they are about to be faced with it and you don’t tell them… you’re not their friend.

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

If you are going out with someone for the first time it’s absolutely a great idea to check with them whether they’re okay with drinking, loud noise, and flashing lights, and if you forget to do so beforehand to check in before you go into the building. Like. Why would you want to subject someone to a bad time when you’re trying to get to know them?

[ericvilas]

literally replace “tw” with “jsyk,” and it no longer sounds weird. Turns out, the way we write to third parties and the way we talk to each other is not exactly the same! Shocking, I know, right?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi tumblr :)

[travesty-majesty]

What did you do

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

would you like to hear a fun fact tumblr :)

[magma-seb]

WHAT DID YOU DO GAUD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insects don't have lungs :) instead they have a series of holes called spiracles :) which open and contract to let air in :) and are located around the thorax and abdomen :)

so imagine if you had a dozen belly buttons scattered all over your belly and back, squelching open and shut as they gasp against the cotton of your t-shirt desperate for air :) :) :)

[chberries]

i don’t think insects wear shirts

[nezpaper]

gwenvid t4t Me thinks

[zs-21]

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019

[gooselycharm]

❤️ Do something crazy

[queerlection]

[Image description - Images of the bi pride flag with the text: BI WITH A PREFERENCE IS STILL JUST AS BI AS THOSE WITHOUT. End description.]

[thebichristian]

this is so pure omg

credit: nakedpastor on instagram

[vicholas]

I wish they had made Breaking Bad earlier so it would have had a PS2 game

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

jesse you need to press ▢▢X△OX to cook the meth

[ark-blocks]

Them :Floshed:

[pets-fun-house]

the crime the criminal

[charlesoberonn]

Objection!

Your honor. It's true that a first glance at the evidence would suggest my client was responsible. But let's look a little further, shall we?

I have here a reverse image search for the crime scene as well as my client's photo.

And if you look closely at the results...

The blogs and dates don't match.

My client has been framed!

And why? Because their iconic "mischievous smile" makes for a funnier post, of course. But nothing, not even Tumblr notes, is more important than the truth!

I present to you: The original unaltered post and the true culprit!

[coreycore420]

This court finds the defendant...

[stfuconnor]

me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering* me: so…………. you vape??

[skyemiley]

Grandma: oh yea I love grapes