Creepy Perverted Beta Loser Sissy Bitch @cheapxtrashyxparis - Tumblr Blog

Sissy Profile

Identifiable Info

Real Name: Lewis Harris

Sissy Name: Kandii Kloss

Date Of Birth: 22/07/87

Location: Bedford, United Kingdom

Telephone: 07365 607510

email: [email protected]

Sexuality: Bi (Aiming to become Fag Only)

Relationship Status: Living with GF

Virgin: Yes

About Me

Outward Appearance:

Enjoys Computer Games, Anime, Pop Culture, Pokemon and Comics

Secretly Loves In Private:

Obsessing Over Celebs

Fashion And Makeup

Reality TV & Chick Flicks

Trashy Gossip Magazines

Cocktails

Pop Princesses (Ari, Tay-Tay, Iggy)

Cute Boys Sucking Cock

Something People Don’t Know:

If I meet you and you’re female, I’ll search for you on social media then save all your photos to jerk off to.

Ideal Situation:

Pumped full of plastic until I’m more fake than Person. Fake lashes, fake hair with my roots showing, fake nails so I can’t do anything with them, fake giant tits so big they give me back ache, fake lips, fake ass, fake tan. Hooked on cigarettes and drugged up to keep me compliant and unable to focus on anything other than sex and vapid shallow topics that don’t require any thought. Working multiple jobs suitable for someone like me; toilet cleaner, fast food server, whore etc with highest ambition to become a secretary or TikTok influencer but I know I will never be good enough for that. All my money going to my master who micromanages every aspect of my life: if I can see friends, where I’m allowed to shop, what time I have to go to bed, what, if anything, I can get people for Xmas or birthdays. All while I eat ramen noodles if lucky, and trash out of bins if not.

Darkest Turn On:

Love Far Right Politics despite presenting myself as a liberal. The brash condescending and self righteous ego and belittlement of anyone who disagrees with them is so hot. Betraying my own values and beliefs to some one more dominant.

Epilogue

If you come across this and know me, then please realise one of two things. If you’re a girl, I never liked you. I thought you were a stuck up bitch and a plain looking one at that. Not even distinctive enough to be ugly. The most I could say about you is you could probably lose some of that “baby fat” you have. I still jerk off to your photos though, when I wasn’t talking shit about you behind your back with the other girls. Doesn’t matter who you are, I did that and think that about all of you. I hope you see this and realise you are nothing but a skanky hoe. There’s also a good chance I sucked off your bf. I did that with a LOT of my friends bfs so good chance he’s one of them. If he says no, he’s lying. Hope you feel insecure.

If you’re a guy, I wanted to suck you off. Doesn’t matter who you were I love all cock. If I hang out with you I wanted you to face fuck me and then use my hair as a cum rag to wipe clean your cock. I would have come in my pants if you had pissed all over my stupid face, and if you shat on me I would have been your bitch forever.

If you read that and knew me, if you think my reputation is now in ruins I don’t care, I’ll just jerk off to how much you now hate me. And if any of my ex friends want me to be their butch, you can always ask.

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Causing Brain Damage, The Right Way:

Give them drugs. Stimulants that might help cause excitotoxicity in the brain (like amphetamine, methamphetamine, or MDMA) are a good start. You might also use sedatives like alcohol, GHB, or benzodiazepines, but these don't work in quite the same way.

Get your toy. Tease them a little, flirt, get them horny. Fuck them, choke them lightly.

Get a rope, scarf, or something similar to strangle them with. Wrap it around their neck and begin strangling them, slow and soft at first, in 10-15 second intervals.

Get it tighter and keep them strangled for 20 seconds, fucking them harder.

Push it to 30 seconds. 40. 60. Go up to 90. Give them less and less time to catch their breath between strangulation intervals.

At this point, they are probably slipping in and out of consciousness. Slap them (hard) if you need to test how far gone they are.

Now, theoretically, you could be doing a little brain damage. Cumulatively, you're cutting off oxygen to the brain for quite a while. But don't worry: the brain prioritizes active neurons as you're causing mild hypoxia. And since the active neurons in this case are those in sex and pleasure pathways, you aren't damaging any important parts of their brain. They might have some trouble remembering their coworker's birthday or some useless information from their art history degree, but nobody cares about that.

If you do this over and over, you can slowly chisel away the parts of their brain that you don't need. You are a sculptor, and they are a block of marble waiting to be shaped as you like. Seize the opportunity, make art!