that one friend that’s too Public Universal

micah sideblog (main is at burialuntrue2007)

[checkm8atheists]

I was fucking tripping when I was drunk at the Safeway and saw the piano

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[grumelot123]

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[grumelot123]

wait what did i do? im sorry

[capacity2]

It’s okay

[hoziersgirlfiend]

this is crazy

[targetedknowledge]

[soundofbloom]

So anyway, planet gone, all rocks and dust but the human race lives on, spread out across the stars.

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[luetta]

by robfarmerxyz

[noneedtofearorhope]

ok, maybe im a little too high rn, but does anyone else think this looks like a butterfly?? that's just fucking amazing, what would the chances be that the weather would do that?? almost makes me start to believe in all that weather control conspiracy stuff...

[mmmmalo]

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

[blackberry-zinc]

[dogpuppy]

[mevil]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[arael]

[sa2sugu]

hiruzen really had a private tutor train and monitor his grandson 24/7 but let the 4th hokage’s son eat milk and ramen in a shitty apartment full of cockroaches for 12 years of his life

[louisegluckpdf]

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

[bruzum]