Reunion Special: Where Are They Now?
David's desperate plan to destroy the Martian colony was thwarted by Tracy, who finally realized that the David she fell in love with was entirely an idealized construction of her psyche and the real David was honestly kind of a dick all things considered. David was successfully captured and nerve-stapled by the burgeoning colony's security forces, and he is currently serving out his sentence for the murders he committed doing menial labor in preparation for the arrival of the colony's first tourists. Tracy leads an arts and crafts workshop every three days with her wife Sandra and is happy for the first time in her life.
Guy Fieri survived the suicide attempt thanks to the timely intervention of Anthony Bourdain. He is now John Frederick Lamont and runs a critically acclaimed wine bar in Edinburgh, Scotland. He does not like to discuss his former life for understandable reasons.
With the help of Clarice and her occult chef servants, Matt Lauer was able to stave off the influence of the Sumerian demon occupying his spine long enough to re-enter the hellportal and rescue Al and Kathie Lee, though his earthly form was destroyed in the process. His astral form is currently in the midst of a 1200-year journey of redemption for the lives he took while under the demon's influence.
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