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'She invented a religion with customs designed specifically for her to get rich, then she got exiled from said religion for not following her own customs.' tarot card commission of Scamantha for @sucrebear, thank you! <3
STUCFING THIS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A MAN STARVINGGGGG
the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
Also great is the similar yet distinct “character opens door, sees monster, closes door”
I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!
I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills
my favorite part of this whole thing tbh
Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit
To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them
New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually
alot of trans girls I know need to stop being so catholic
the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here
scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates
The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.
i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……
happy 15 years to this post
HELLO, I AM EXTREMELY ACTIVATED AND I SAW YOUR TAGS
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She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
Why do you hate women?
important information: they did do another one of these
i am looking at you, new ttrpg players. i am looking you in the eyes. you do not need to be like the professional players. it's okay if you can't do voices or stutter or need to pause to think about what you're going to say or how your character would act. we are doing this for fun. gaming should never stop being fun
Grabbing you by the shoulders so hard that my knuckles crack. Matthew Mercer has been a GM for the world of Critical Role since 2012 but he had been playing and running games for 20 years before beforehand. And when the core team started, it was graph paper and pencil and the theater of the mind guiding their battles not the fancy map pieces the team had now. And Brennan Lee Mulligan came about the same way, his mother is a well published author and playwright who encouraged his creativity, the man used to be a larp summer camp counselor
You don’t start off day one being a smaller sideburns version of Matt, you’re not supposed to be a smaller sideburns version of Matt
CR as of now and anything on D20 is recorded ahead of time, a lot of laughing parts and breaks of immersion are cut for time the GM rifling through paper for fives minutes is cut for time, the players looking for the right spell description is often cut for time. Brennan hosing down his weight in almonds is happening in the background while the cameras focus on the players
Both of these GMS have lamented on how sad they are that countless people are afraid to start their own campaigns because they’re not like them, you’re not supposed to be!
The first step to being sort of good at something is sucking at it, and more times than not the definition of good in this regard isn’t matching the place style of another gm/player
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding
this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly
I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.
Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho
Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.
hey. hey what the fuck.
one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more
