Mind Soda

Chiamaka. Girl. 20. Nigerian. Goddess but kinda awkward. This is mind soda. ♥ Your IP address is

[rob-pattinson]

NORMANI Cosmopolitan / 2019 › ph. Ellen Von Unwerth

[shencomix]

[marauders4evr]

Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.

[hamotzi]

a man of many talents 🎺🔨🏆

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[brainwad]

Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.

[blackberryshawty]

Why Is Love on Top so long????

Because she needed every key change and like what are we gonna do? We’re gonna listen and we’re gonna get our lives okay

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[respectfulmemes]

[hex-hop]

[jellhound]

[lividlovers]

Lmfaooo wholesome post

[whyjsodolo]

Lml got me good 😅

[shesnake]

[non-bender-world]

Jesus Christ.

[madchen]

why dont capricorn and virgo, the most powerful earth signs, simply kill taurus, the weakest?

[madchen]

virgo: *through gritted teeth bc they hate taking the blame for anything* OOPS i spilled so many real actual diamonds:((( ooo noooo :(((

taurus: *immediatly starts scrambing around on dirty floorin futile desperate pursuit of luxury*

capricorn: *comes out of the shadows and prepares to shoot taurus execution style from behind*

[mjalti]

Virgo & capricorn: *gather to eat*

Taurus, beyond the grave:

[80sanime]

[onlytwitterpics]

[babyanimalgifs]

this is so cute

[dragoneki]

“this job requires you to have a full drivers license” just say you hate gay people op

[lindsaychrist]

do yall really not drive…

[saiasus]

[accras]

Chadwick on The View [x]

[spongy-moments]