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NORMANI Cosmopolitan / 2019 › ph. Ellen Von Unwerth
Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.
a man of many talents 🎺🔨🏆
Is that…, josh peck…
If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset
oh… she can sing
Why didn’t she release this version originally??
because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.
Why Is Love on Top so long????
Because she needed every key change and like what are we gonna do? We’re gonna listen and we’re gonna get our lives okay
A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”
I like your dad already
one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”
This is by far my most popular post.
Lmfaooo wholesome post
Lml got me good 😅
Jesus Christ.
why dont capricorn and virgo, the most powerful earth signs, simply kill taurus, the weakest?
virgo: *through gritted teeth bc they hate taking the blame for anything* OOPS i spilled so many real actual diamonds:((( ooo noooo :(((
taurus: *immediatly starts scrambing around on dirty floorin futile desperate pursuit of luxury*
capricorn: *comes out of the shadows and prepares to shoot taurus execution style from behind*
Virgo & capricorn: *gather to eat*
Taurus, beyond the grave:
this is so cute
“this job requires you to have a full drivers license” just say you hate gay people op
do yall really not drive…
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