filippa

i barely use this godsforsaken website anymore

[cheeara]

akdjahwkdkajd i think i got hacked LMAO sorry everyone for the ray-bans posts i deleted them now

[boymilf]

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

[shopcat]

looks like an egg

[shopcat]

[incidentally-its-nonsense]

What I enjoy most about this is that you can tell the person wanted to be as sensible as you could be when photocopying a cracked egg and put a layer of cling wrap down first lol.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[shiftythrifting]

the most poorly designed deviled egg distribution dish in the world

found at goodwill in Richmond, VA

[naoto]

My family has this and I ruin Thanksgiving every year

[valtsv]

if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

[tallon-underworld]

Actually, my first thought was “leeches”, but more power to you

[assiraphales]

people will ask me the most generic question about me and I’ll be like “I’ll get back to you about that”

[assiraphales]

“what bands do you like”

me: wait let me go check spotify

[wyrmwizard]

anybody want to start a hive mind

[ratwarlock]

i was just thinking about doing that

[wyrmwizard]

me too

[ratwarlock]

me too

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[punkjabi]

[notvoid]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Art restoration- “The Assassination of Archimedes”

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

do this to ariana grande

[deadeyesopened]

[tamamita]

[toastbutteregg]

[eroticcannibal]

STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

[eroticcannibal]

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop