squeedily spooch

✿she/they ⌇ 27 ⌇ biromantic/demisexual✿ born to be a Big Shot, forced to [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

oh

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[chipjrwibignaturals]

[nightpool]

Robbie was eating her creme brulee and turned to me very seriously and I was like oh no, is everything okay but all she said was "A cow died for this. That's fucked up"

[nightpool]

I was so taken aback the only thing I could think of to say was like "no. it didn't?" and she was just like "I'm sorry I'm the one that has to break this to you because you can't eat dairy, but the realities of food production are quite harsh......"

[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[captain-price-returns]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[archacovercosine]

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

[karrakazz]

[theperfectquestion]

Intellectually, our culture has struggled to move beyond theosophy.

[sanitymakesposts]

Turns out if you buy a self heating coffee mug then forget about it, it turns into a whole-home-diffuser with the only essential oil being coffee

[demilypyro]

what did he mean by this

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[constellationursa]

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.