I'll jam to 90s pop if I want to.

Free asks, just for you!

[bubbleteavangelist]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

x

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[caracalliope]

love this post. also a big fan of some midtext sentences where this kind of thing is going on:

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[flork-of-cows-official]

Hey Tumblr Guy, I have a question and I need it answered quickly:

So, I typically buy a tub of 'Anime Girl Thigh - 100 Servings' from Gamersupps, and instead of scooping it into a separate container and drinking it that way, I pour water directly into the tub and drink the entire thing in one sitting.

However, last time I did this, I forgot to order the caffeine-free version, and I didn't realize it until I just finished drinking the tub.

So I looked it up, and apparently 100 - 150 servings of caffiene can be lethal. So trying to act quickly, I decided to pour water into 3.33 tubs of 'AFK+ (with Melatonin): Cookies and Dream - 30 Servings' in order to counteract the 100 servings of caffeine.

My question is:

I can now smell my bones through my skin, is that permanent, or will that go away?

[boiledegghole]

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

[captaindibbzy]

By @emilyscartoons

[calicokitkat]

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[notahorseindisguise]

the only way to be punk is to have an apple a day and brush your teeth every morning and say your prayers before bed

[loveridden1999]

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[today-tastes-like-honey]

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

[ibikus]

AfD: We are not Nazis :)

Also AfD: Let's organize our 2026 Party Conference on the same day and in the same area as the NSDAP did theirs in 1926, 100 years later haha!

AfD voter type 1: Oh, that's just a coincidence, you're just trying to discredit them!!!! *conveniently forgets the party chairman in that state is a history teacher*

AfD voter type 2: *Hitler salute*

[kuttithevangu]

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest