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Some stupid and scary shit happened today.

We are now the proud owners of a home alarm system and a fucking baseball bat.

Holy shit how much frustration do I have to go through before I lose some goddamn weight.

I’ve cut out soda. Drinking way more water. Working out to the best of my ability every day. Walking every day.

Do I need to go on Keto? That’s when I saw any weight loss at all. If I gotta eat eggs with mayo 24/7 I’ll fucking do it at this point. It’s been almost a month. I’m so frustrated I want to cry. I’ve been trying so hard.

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Is this a real person.

bc he looks like a Playstation 4 character.

da fuq with those uncanny eyes.

Sometimes I don’t know why I even get out of bed. I just want to be noticed and liked and even though I have a SO, I feel so terribly alone, invisible, and unwanted some days.

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Checked my business email and there’s a million notifs from this crater.

Time to find how to turn that off.

gonna paste you this awesome dream I had because I want to share it

Had a dream I was a governness for a sick boy in a castle. This was like Victorian times or something And he had a dresser with really cool paint work on it During the day it was blue all over with clouds and as it turned night, it turned purple and had stars all over But also, this was Dracula's little boy. And this was his castle. And I wasn't allowed to leave the castle. Because at night all the monsters came out. But I was apparently like "My sister Gretchen is ill and I must go to her". So I grabbed a rapier from some fucking where. And the castle and monsters were trying to kill me as I tried to make my escape. I was slashing through mobs of enemies with this huge rapier, blood splashing everywhere. Was covered in it. I remember getting to the bridge and gate and even the bridge was trying to fuck with me Like it was growing super tall and hard to climb but I just grabbed onto the cobble work and held on and used the rapier to climb up and shit. And I finally got to the gates and swung it open and I turned and looked up at the castle. And I was like "Goodbye, sir. I'll be back tomorrow." And I was on a map screen with heads of people I knew at key points. So I selected where my sister was. And it was like a text adventure game within the same world. I returned to the castle in the morning, with my rapier, once I was sure my sister was all right. And the Dracula character was giving me the cold shoulder and I was like "I had to, sir. She is my sister and she was ill." "She's not ill, she's with child. That is a illness of her own making, and no one can help her." And I was like damn bro ok. And I went back to taking care of his kid and leaving the castle every night and leveling up until I was a badass. Until the monsters in the castle posed no threat to me at all. And I was about to find a new castle or a new mystery or something on the map when I woke up.

#castlevania #dreams #i need to marry dracula

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I am back on my shit.

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Get back off it

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Kinda wanna barf but kinda feel like this is what a dissected Metroid looks like.

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Thursday. So much like Monday.

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I’m the third cat.

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*INTERNAL SCREAMING*

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

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I’m gonna kms

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ffs

This is why Tumblr / the internet is made fun of.

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And the bed’s found on top of the litter box.

Yo, get your scary political opinions and porn off my goddamn Twitter TL, ok.

I hate that Twitter shows you what your friends liked. Some of my friends are sketch af apparently.

It’s one thing to roll over and not do anything about your situation, even though that’s frustrating to watch from an outsider’s perspective. But it’s another thing to have an animal’s life in your hands and you do nothing about it.

There are always options if you can’t afford treatment for your pets. And some of it involves so little effort, it makes me frustrated. Your pets rely on you to keep them healthy and safe. You owe it to them to get out of your comfort zone and do something for them.

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the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

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Hello, my name is Aaadmn.

thekickassknitter

Aaegmrrt Akklopsy

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Aahrs…

This is so unfortunate, can I have a different meme please?

rahirah

Aaabbrr. Just no.

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elor aajkmnrs

merryrexmas

hi yall my name is elky

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I’m Aeilmss, hi errybody

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I really really wish sometimes that my eyes were ok. Like I can deal with being short, having a bad back, missing an ear, having a weird jaw, having weird teeth. Like whatever.

But like. Damn. I’m tired of fighting with my vision and my eye scarring and like the thought of going completely blind. I wonder what it would be like to see with perfect vision. To see the smallest of details, to not have to pay hundreds of dollars for glasses that are more misses than hits.

I don’t remember the last time I had a pair of glasses that I could legit see clearly from and I’m just like. Over it.

Want to see what everyone else sees.

#stupid emo bullshit life stuff

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Fresh Off the Boat - “Hi, My Name Is…”

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YES

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Why Uzo Aduba wouldn’t change her name:

My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”

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They can learn

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I’ve worked with many exchange programs on campuses, and they still “encourage” Chinese students to choose English names for their stay in the US. I’ve adopted a rule for myself, I won’t address them with their English name until they’ve told me to stop trying their real name on at least three different occasions. My family is largely immigrant, and while we’ve never had this problem, I don’t think anyone should have to change who they are when them find a new home, even a temporary one. So far, only two exchange student actually wanted to keep their English name, and one of them, Alice, had had Alice for a nickname since she was little.

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Don’t know if it’s okay to add this here, but I used to work with a Chinese woman who had changed her name to Angelina for the sake of ease. When she first told me that was what she’d had to do, I asked her for her real name and if she minded me calling her that. She looked so frikkin happy, and it only took about two minutes for me to say it right. It’s not that people can’t pronounce these names, it’s that they won’t. It’s lazy and it’s rude.