Some weird stuff

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Ok bye for now I got bike it’s ok

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I’ll be offline for a while

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I’m gonna walk

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Please

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Please help

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Hey man people are worried about you What’s going on? U need some epic memes cause I got epic memes for u if u need em

I’m running away I’m sorry 

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My sleeping bag and bike are locked in the garage but I can walk with a slumber bag help

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Wait no I would die of scurvy

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Can I live off one cup noodle a day?

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Ok I’ve told all my offline friends I’m leaving and made sure none of them will tell and I’ve given Chris my vintage trench coat

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Hostile Alien: We have your son.

Kirk: I don’t have a son.

Hostile Alien: Then who asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwich?

Kirk: Dear god, they have Chekov.

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ok: replicators can replicate furniture but they have to do it like, IKEA style so you get like one packet of screws and one board at a time

cue the crew sitting around fumbling with the instructions while the others insist ‘I’m an engineer, how hard can it be?’ and resolutely putting the wrong screws in the wrong holes

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Sisco is hands down IKEA StarFleet king.

Worf just sits on the floor.

Data and Geordi build together like kids with Lego

Michael keeps a screw between her teeth and curses in Vulcan when she can’t find the last piece.

Janeway doesn’t even contemplate a project without a gallon of coffee.

Beverly is able to build while doing like open heart surgery at the same time just because she can.

Garak is an utter failure and Julian is just ‘but you’re a tailor how hard could it be?!’

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Jim starts building without reading the instructions

Spock builds smoothly and efficiently but Bones steals the hardware (leading to snarky comments from bones and jim “see jim i told you he had a screw loose”)

Bones cusses the whole time and asks Chapel to help him when he cant figure it out

Uhura follows the instructions but builds it backwards

Scotty builds it in half the time he said it would take. his is held together by duck tape, chewing gum, and willpower

Chekov loudly boasts that ikea started in russia. his immediately falls down. chekov says ikea is actually very swedish

Sulu builds his crooked

Chapel stares at it hoping it’ll build itself

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what is going on at home that is leading you to the decision of running away

My parents aren’t abusive, it’s just that I need to leave, and the only other way to do that is is kill myself and I don’t want to do that to Alia

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PROCESS THE PROGRESS

danger days 2019 edits 5/52

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I’m pale though so I’d look really fucking emo if I dyed my hair black. I’m already emo though so why not

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