cheerium

a flaky derelict attempting to live deliciously in this current hellscape

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[kettle-bird]

As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.

Little cover design doodle from like a week ago that I never posted :') more to come. Maybe. Eventually. We'll see.

[AC cover]

[my-fish]

Garrus & Shepard

(so I got bored and decided to finish this piece, make it more lively)

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

more people on this website need to be blogging about weird literature no one cares about

[classics-suggestion]

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[classics-suggestion]

does he have the scars to prove it

[forlornmelody]

Things that are normal in Mass Effect that should be normalized now:

After you make 999,999,999 credits you are banned from making any more money. People have to pay you in omni gel or nothing. All the work you do from then on is pro-bono, baby.

AI is illegal.

[tolkiengenerator]

your friends are autistic‚ aragorn

[tolkiengenerator]

tiktok will be the end of gondor as we know it

[tolkiengenerator]

the ring is waking up and choosing yaoi

[softwaring]

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Family: *asks me to do small chore*

Me: If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[securityunit-ese]

Martha Wells is pretty cool.

I like how she encourages people to just keep on creating. Doesn’t matter if you’re good or bad, what your goal is, what you’re writing. Just write.

Don’t let them take the joy away.

Don’t stop.

[punctilobula]

no more sex im illuminating manuscripts