The best mess

no one knows what they're doing (18+)

[filthyjanuary]

like should we all die or

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[bricksy-23]

Ever been curious how your career would turn out if you were an NHL player? Who would you be and how many cups would you win? Answer 10 ques

Everybody take my unnecessarily dramatic quiz that assigns you a hockey narrative, I worked hard on it. It's only 10 questions.

[bricksy-23]

Ever been curious how your career would turn out if you were an NHL player? Who would you be and how many cups would you win? Answer 10 ques

Everybody take my unnecessarily dramatic quiz that assigns you a hockey narrative, I worked hard on it. It's only 10 questions.

[nuge]

THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[starrynet]

the official sharks on nbcs twitter account has been keeping it real

[suzists]

i think now everyone can be allowed to be a little mad that msl didn't play gally in the last few games against the canes. because if you knew that he's leaving and you knew that there was nothing that could be done against the canes then at least you should have played the man one last time

[manu-script]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manu-script]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manu-script]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[nuge]

booing is not enough i need canes to psychologically demolish c*rter h*rt so badly that he never plays again

[lettucemakar]

Been kinda trying to not engage with the Hart stuff and also no one really needs another thinkpiece about him lol. but the way it's been being handled in the playoffs has been really bothersome, I feel? burr under the saddle that's getting worse

The league obviously has never been some kind of moral effigy that's suddenly and inexplicably gone downhill. they've always had pieces of shit that they protect.

But I think there is a difference between "this guy is a piece of a shit but he's a good player so we're gonna sweep it under the rug, put our media on it so people either don't believe it or didn't know it happened. a dirty open secret we ignore." and what's happening now, of "this guy, very publicly, was on trial for a felony, and admitted, under oath, to things that are completely unacceptable. and we're going to purposefully, publicly, let him continue to play immediately. we're gonna mention it all the time, so everyone knows, and act like him getting away with it was a burden on him, and that you should be proud of him for getting away with it. Celebrate it." How good a player is has nothing to do with their moral character, and him being a good goalie should be completely irrelevant to this conversation. But even with that, it has felt like it's less "he's good despite his character," and more "he's good and we enjoy his character." There is no despite.

Same with Quenneville, where I just kept hearing about his "comeback." His comeback from what? Minor consequences of ruining two kid's lives by knowingly employing/recommending their molester? That's inspirational? But they literally are telling us that they think it is.

it's like a Trump-era brag, where they're showing who they are and are loudly proud of it, instead of it being this dirty underbelly. Maybe it's just a curse of announcers, but announcers represent the league, and it's also been socials, player interviews, and frankly, reporters.

and it being so obvious makes watching and engaging with it humiliating, in a way.

[lettucemakar]

Moral misalignment, might be what I'm looking for. Before, at least it appeared that we morally agreed it was wrong, evidenced by how they tried to cover up or ignore this shit. Now it's lauded. We don't agree on what's morally correct, fundamentally, and it makes me feel like I'm going nuts.

[cheerpats30]

Finished a Ashnikko concert (think queer pop grunge alternative), and we started oléing for the habs win

[jarvypup]

[houseofthelabyrinth]

whadda hell let my beautiful french princess kill people if she wants

[cheerpats30]

How is that a calm

[megalodont]

doby wears that mask to keep him from biting the other team

[megalodont]

"absorbed by dobeš" what is he, a royale tiger towel paper towel (power through tough messes)?