Mood

Mostly Rooster Teeth and cowchop sometimes other stuff idk twitter: @tahhcos ig: shawnthesnail

[theweirdwideweb]

[pelicanhypeman]

Lmao happy pride from Smash Mouth

[paulwelsey]

[final-girls]

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[creep-u]

then they kiss

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[paranoidgemsbok]

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

[niggazinmoscow]

I’ll drink to that

[falpiancaraxus]

Achievement Haunter

Jeremy when Ryan take out the hammer :

Jeremy when Ryan gave it to him :

Happy boy :)

[memescomedy]

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[tiktokarchive]

[regularlesbian]

hedonism

[mjalti]

[ultraviolentamp3]

Today on Hozier liked

[frikiskrew]

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[longseasons]

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!