[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy

[exitwound]

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

[canadianlucifer]

Would you rather spend a day running errands in + or - 30°C?

30°C (86°F)

-30°C (-22°F)

Voting ended onFeb 12

[reblogsbycow]

I've never been anywhere colder than -3°C but I'll still choose freezing over sweating.

[filthburger]

over a quarter of those polled says they'd rather die horribly of hypothermia than get a little sweaty and i really really try not to go here but yeah i dont have trouble believing this is the celibacy website. extremities rotting and falling off like "yeah but i can always put another layer on"

[folkloregirlfriend]

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[beardedmrbean]

[theradicalace]

we cannot live in chains

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[madisoneliseeeeee]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[scorpionlafemme]

[allmymetaphors]

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

[cheesezit]

Of course I have one of the shittiest goddamn days at work and somehow between putting my car in reverse to head home after and getting inside my house- I’ve lost a container of 2 brand new grams of shatter. Fuck my stupid chungus life bro. As if I have an extra $20 to replace it 😔 life is beating me to a pulp rn brother.

[acidtheater]

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

I gotta be real, I thought we were critical of disney adults for aggressive loyalty to a really gross mega-corporation, or refusal to engage with media that isn't for kids, not because people... have hobbies?

[boycreature12-deactivated202602]

oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[freebasegod]

i used to be a green onion

[shybuprofen]

im on the sex swing asking them to push me

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know