hellsite masochism 24/7

[boltslinger]

orphion

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[beckettbaladas]

Reminds me of this one:

[thegroovyarchives]

1977 Learning to use your Crayola crayons . . . booklet (via: archive.org)

[indelicateink]

oh my god, that booklet is everything??? click through. it should still come with every packet of crayons by law.

(forgive my quick shitty screencaps. seriously, click through. neat)

[iwontusethis255]

"hey tenna! you said you brought us over to have a drink? what kind?"

"oh neat! jack, what kind of tea would you like?"

[truekrisdreemur]

when your taking too long but it's pride month

[abandoned-quiche]

LONGER THAN YOU (Jackenstein Response)

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[diet-poison]

the Terracotta Army guy?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

[slimlimit]

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

tintin is considering fleeing to the sahara because it's genuinely more bearable there right now

[psych-is-the-name]

[onebluejay]

Hey y'all, it's the horrors, here with another traumatized child to throw into the Abyss

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

"Men Aren't Better Than Women: Both Genders Are Inferior To Me" is a 1991 book by Dr. Ivo Robotnik (better known for other work). Though its primary purpose is clearly to stroke the author's own ego, it is generally regarded as a comprehensive, well-constructed, and accessible work of contemporary feminist theory, and is still commonly-cited to this day.

Most of the critical complaints have been about the tone; in a review from 2005, Professor Victoria of Spagonia University said, "The constant self-aggrandizement undercuts the idea that its subject ought to be taken seriously. Also, wasn't the 'feminist' line from the Sonic Heroes manual a mistranslation of 'womanizer'?"

In 2026, Dr. Robotnik released a new edition updated for the preceding 35 years of developments in feminism, with the subtitle changed from "Both Genders" to "All Genders."

[portalpilled]

[bnq]

um yeah his name was Wheatley

[flanbolt]

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[gojira007]