hellsite masochism 24/7

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[anhingha]

The Supreme machine.

[tildexart]

sorry babe, but the quilted golden scorpion jacket from Drive (dir. Nicolas Winding Refn, 2011) stays on during sex

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[icarus-suraki]

[aropride]

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

[apollothedeity]

aroace dr ryland grace is so important to me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sawyerpilled]

my pride post i think

[dragons-in-spaceee]

Every time you freaks find another person to ship Grace with or bloodymary trends again, I shoot another allo with my deathray laser. 💥💥💥Generally I think folk can ship whatever they want who cares but the fact that it’s SO popular, that people can’t watch a single fucking film without finding a way to introduce shipping honestly makes me sad. So unfortunately I must bring out the deathray laser 💥💥💥

[aromantic-journal]

Maybe the aroace character DOESN'T NEED to be a gay couple's third wheel

[bludpudding]

being overshadowed by angry birds of all things is really in character I fear

[aworthlesslunatic]

The Nice Guys (2016)

[macaroniku]

he looks like a baby being airplaned applesauce