BOOKER, CATCH!

Izzy / 17 / England Gender neutral sexy thing Steam obsessive Commander of the Adrian Shephard Defence League (ASDL)

[cheesypuffcat]

hello fuckers (if there are any still around), it's been *checks notes* a little over a decade since i was last here! so i wouldn't be surprised if this post meets only void

either way: i never left tumblr, i just unceremoniously relocated. and then relocated again. where i've been ever since.

i can be found, until the heat-death of this blue hell, at @radioactiveshitstorm! where i have a new name, new pronouns, and a whole wide range of new shit to yell about

thank u for ur time, this blog will likely not be touched again :)

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This movie is one of the best disney movies of all time

[thescienceofjohnlock]

'that's it she's going down'

[wizardshark]

even the devil is in stunned silence

[owldude]

#wait why would an Inca man imagine his morality with christian figures and theological concepts? (via charlesoberonn)

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Fandom Connections (long post!)

So we start with

which is now starring

who was also in

which also starred

whos in this

with

who also was in this

epsiodes of which were written by

who also wrote

One of its stars being

who was in

with

who was in this show

with this guy

Who was in and takes us back to

whose other star

was also in this

with

who was in this

Which was created by this guy

who also created

which stars

And he was in

with

who is Papa Winchester in…….

[cheesypuffcat]

i'm gonna make an adrian ask/rp blog and nothing's gonna stop me

[zombiesasametaphor]

Adrian Shephard with #11 or #12, please?

How about both?

His helmet wasn’t cooperating, so he lost it in a fight or something.

[zombiesasametaphor]

(if you're still doing the colour meme things) adrian shephard in 1? ^^

How do I draw camo?

[rootbeerflotsam]

Well, this is the best damn thing.

[r-owlett]

Read it and weep, ubi defenders.

You know you’ve fucked up when the franchise creator thinks you’re being lazy assholes.

[liaaxoo-deactivated20170529]

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

[dnalkaline]

500 Follower Giveaway!

You’ll win one drawing by me. Probably with full shading but minimal/no background. That’s it. I’m a lazy ass.

Here’s my commission post so you have easy access to examples as to what I can do

RULES:

This is a follower celebration giveaway but if you really don’t want to follow me that’s okay I know my blog isn’t for everyone so you don’t have to follow

If you use a sideblog or giveaway blog I will punch you and you will not win

Both likes and reblogs count

I will use a random generator thingy

I physically cannot do nsfw sorry

Giveaway ends on June 25th

That’s it, go have fun

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a mass photoset for all your giant demon bf and smaller human gf needs

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

oH MAN OH GOSH OH MAN A OH GOSH AMOH OH GMAN OHG SHO

[sp00ky-teacup]

awwwwe

[seductressslutty]

"What was he like? Freeman." "Well, let’s see," Magnusson said, fitting on his helmet. Shephard helped him with the clasps on either side. "Always late, always fraternising with security guards when he should have been working, tended to nod off at every occasion… honestly, I don’t know where this ‘unstoppable killing machine’ tripe is coming from." Shephard finished the final clasp and patted it out of habit to make sure it was secure. “Well, he certainly looked capable when I saw him.” "Oh, it’s that damned beard. Makes him look far more world-weary than he is. He’s only twenty seven, for God’s sake. Let him get to my age and then he won’t have to pretend to look like that." Magnusson turned to the button to activate the teleporter.

Adrian Shephard and Arne Magnusson Chapter 27 of The Black Mesa Incedent

[the303]

Adrian is a force to be reckoned with.

[cheesypuffcat]

i wish to enroll in the adrian shephard defense league squad aiddy cakes must be protected at all costs

Welcome to the ASDL, friend! I would give you your badge of recognition, but I haven't made it yet oops

[r0cketb0mb]

It’s been more than a decade now, I miss thee Shephard

[sixpenceee]

There are more ways to make your heart drop than just scary. I’ll start with some I’ve heard over time and you guys reblog with your own. Remember to credit the original author if it’s not your own.

The smallest coffins are often the heaviest (by TheWolfOfWalmart)

According to the coroner’s report, he had almost untied the noose. (by lokiago)

"Wrong number" says a familiar voice (by bailiff)

For sale: baby shoes, never worn (by Ernest Hemingway)

He bottle feeds his wife’s killer (by charmingmysterious)

Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit (by shallowblue)

[screamingoblivion]

There was only one date on her gravestone.

[sixpenceee]

Sorry solder, shoes only come in pairs. 

[programmedtoexterminate]

There were two big nooses and one tiny one.

[sixpenceee]

Passengers this isn’t your captain speaking 

[menshouldbelikekleenex]

I opened the door expecting him, but got a flag instead

[sixpenceee]

"So you and I are?" …. "Pronouns?"

[pineapplebunnies]

She was three when she found out her parents weren’t immortal

[sixpenceee]

Stephen King’s suicide note wins Pulitzer 

[betaraybitch-blog]

She thought survivor meant never having to go through it again.

[sixpenceee]

I read this somewhere in the reblogs but I can’t find it 

"Happy Father’s Day" she said to her rapist

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He looked in the mirror, but didn’t recognize his reflection.

[cheesypuffcat]

Petition to start up the Adrian Shephard Defence League

'cuz that son-of-a-bitch needs more attention, dammit