Bunnies of Pineapples

We are bunnies and we like pineapples.

[guiltfactory]

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

[pineapplebunnies]

a little terrified of how much arrested development I have from spending the entirety of my teens and early twenties in school and medical training

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[pineapplebunnies]

I never should have lived alone. I know way too much about myself now

[pineapplebunnies]

I have a horrific sickness called requiring connection and affection. There is no cure and I must be euthanized.

[pineapplebunnies]

“Mohabbot” “huckleberry” how about tired overworked underpaid resident x pay raise and decreased work hours???

[snoopyfloyd]

[pineapplebunnies]

Every morning I have the terrifying worry that I am somehow getting dumber and worse at being a doctor in residency until I realize I have probably built up 100+ hours of sleep debt throughout intern yr that is sapping my ability to think and my will to live

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[vintage-tigre]

[beeelderly]

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

[beeelderly]

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

[pineapplebunnies]

I genuinely believe you can enter any haunted space and not get haunted if you have a pure heart and a desire for ghostly friendship

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage