Tear stained eyes

Haters gonna hate, shippers gonna ship. ☂ dramaticinsanity on AO3 ☂ Demiguy

[rottenrollz]

Our time has come

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[azuretiger]

For anyone feeling like they need a bit of Zosan in their life right now...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57058333/chapters/145112698

(Or if you want a shorter one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53728963/chapters/136011532) (Or if you want a cooking autism one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52911229/chapters/133839403)

[potatokoko]

To meet the setting sun

[maiaspen]

💛STORY ART💚

Thank you to my beloved @kana7o for these glorious sketches to complement my ZoSan story “Boning Knife”

This is an alternate direction that the OPLA Little Garden episodes could have gone.

Read on ao3 🚨 Rated M for Meat Gazing and More

💛yes, I know in OPLA that Sanji does not have his curly brows, but once Kana7o gave me the option for the curly brows, I was so soft for them (Zoro is so hard for them). The sentimental part of me could not have them taken away🥹

“You’re so damn pretty, Mossy. Maddeningly so. Since I first laid eyes upon you, you’ve bothered me in all sorts of ways,” Sanji confesses because he can’t seem to shut the hell up. It’s like Zoro has stabbed Wado into Sanji’s self-control, and his secret desires are bleeding out faster than he could ever staunch the flow. 

[kosmogrl]

[pixthefuckup]

the three fun ways to see the newly iconic "don't you worry about me and size" scene between zoro and sanji in opla.

1, the classical no homo way. sanji is saying it because he claims he has a larger dick than zoro.

2, the zosan way. sanji is saying it because he is a shameless size queen who accepted bisexuality in the live action and wants zoro to get that.

3, the one i personally love sanzo way. sanji is saying it because that man has a larger dick and needs zoro to know that he definitely knows how to use it in a way that counts.

[cheetahsprints]

My interpretation of choice is Sanji meaning it as 3 but Zoro misunderstands as 2 or 1

But I also love both 2 and 3 at once

[ichigoginchan]

[secondstar-acorn]

absolutely hilarious of me to be getting into one piece for the first time via the live action. saw s2 and went “this is so great!! sanji and zoro seem a little gay to me, I wonder if anyone else—

oh.”

[cheetahsprints]

we the same fr 😂

[cheetahsprints]

Drunk Texts from the Merry 📱

— Modern AU — — One Piece Live Action (Cast/Characterization) — — Roronoa Zoro/Sanji — — Text Messaging Style —

This is just a sillay little thing I had to get out of my brain.

For context, Zoro is a police officer and Sanji is a beautician. It’s never mentioned—beyond the name of the place—but Luffy manages a bar/diner called Going Merry. Gonna upload it to AO3 with iOS formatting later in the month.

[7:55 PM] From “Unknown”: don’t you worry about me and size 😃

[8:02 PM] To “Unknown”: who the fuck are you

[8:05 PM] From “Unknown”: SHIT! FUCK! Wrong contact je suis sinceremente DESOLE

[8:09 PM] To “Unknown”: you couldn’t take me. lose this number

[8:12 PM] From “Unknown”: Oh 💦👀 are you challenging me? 😜

[8:12 PM] To “Unknown”: maybe if I knew you. explain yourself rn

[8:13 PM] From “Unknown”: I have you saved as “Luffy’s hot bestie” and I thought I was sending that to Luffy ermmm oops i really do apologise 😖

[8:14 PM] To “Unknown”: are you drunk or something

[8:14 PM] From “Unknown”: maybeee

[8:16 PM] To “Unknown”: ffs. you knowing Luffy doesn’t really narrow it down but at least ik you’ve seen me. I guess

[8:17 PM] From “Unknown”: I’d like to see more of you 😉

[8:20 PM] To “Unknown”: go home you’ve probably had enough

[8:21 PM] To “Unknown”: and dont send drunk come-ons to Luffy. I will find you 😒

[8:26 PM] From “Unknown”: it wasn’t meant as a come onnn geeeez 😳 lighten tf up

[8:27 PM] To “Unknown”: do you have a designated driver?

[8:27 PM] From “Unknown”: what are you my mum

[8:28 PM] To “Unknown”: I don’t want one of Luffy’s friends arrested for DUI and the paperwork is a pain in the ass

[8:29 PM] From “Unknown”: iii don’t evern drive mannnn

[8:29 PM] To “Unknown”: Good. 😤

[8:34 PM] From “Unknown”: oh shit ur here I saw you 😱

[8:39 PM] To “Unknown”: nani

[8:40 PM] To “Unknown”: right it makes sense you’d be at the Going Merry

[8:43 PM] From “Unknown”: g21gg bathrm noselbeed damn wnever i get hrny

[8:44 PM] From “Unknown”: stop bn fcukin hottie af

Confirmed: The name of contact “Unknown” changed to “Nosebleed”.

[8:55 PM] From “Nosebleed”: I splashed cold water on my face and drank some tea. Are you a cop?

[8:57 PM] To “Nosebleed”: Yeah

[8:58 PM] From “Nosebleed”: ughhhh you could tase me any day. or handcuff me 🫦

[9:00 PM] From “Nosebleed”: or beat me with one of those sticks

[9:39 PM] To “Best Friend”: Luffy. Your friend is a perv and sent me weird drunk texts

[9:48 PM] From “Best Friend”: HEY ZORO!!!! which one? 🫠

[9:49 PM] To “Best Friend”: I just know that he gets nosebleeds a lot or some shit

[9:49 PM] From “Best Friend”: HAHAHAHA

[9:51 PM] To “Best Friend”: I don’t see what’s funny 😕

[9:53 PM] From “Best Friend”: oh he just has a MASSIVE crush on you!!! that’s why I gave him ur number my bad haha

[9:54 PM] To “Best Friend”: wow fucking seriously

[9:54 PM] From “Best Friend”: sorryyyy 😵‍💫

[6:43 AM] From “Nosebleed”: Oh god what are these messages I sent last night. 🥲

[7:05 AM] From “Nosebleed”: Please just kill me.

[7:15 AM] To “Nosebleed”: I’m considering it. Head shot or carotid?

[7:21 AM] From “Nosebleed”: Nami’s never gonna let me live this down. 🫡

[12:16 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Did you ever talk to him?

[12:19 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: no

[12:22 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: 🙇‍♀️ But he was staring at you like all night. You referred to him as “that sex on legs twink blondie” and you didn’t hook up?

[12:25 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: are you my matchmaker now?

[12:26 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: You. Need. To. Get! Laid!

[12:30 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: ok so you’re my pimp. maybe I’ll hit up Luffy’s horny friend who wants me to handcuff and beat the stuffing out of him 🤷‍♂️

[12:31 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: I have A LOT of questions!

[12:35 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Tell me more pleaseee 👀🙏

[12:40 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: don’t you need to get to work or something instead of worrying about my goddamn sex life

[12:40 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Noooo I have time

[12:41 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Fine. he texted me on accident, then drunkenly flirted like shit 🤦‍♂️

[12:42 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: then I found out from Luffy he’s some guy whose like in love w me

[12:42 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: This is gold 📸

[12:43 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: he saw me at the bar while texting me and said he got a fuckin nosebleed 🥵 like an anime ass horndog

[12:45 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Wait. Holy shit. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SANJI LMFAOOO

[12:48 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: So the twink bastard who works at the beauty salon and calls me Mosshead… is also nosebleed pervert. ok

[12:49 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m DYING that’s how you know him??

[12:59 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Dude what were you doing at the salon?

[1:00 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Covert investigation involving hair care products. long story. that shit stylist was a pain in my ass.

[1:03 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Youuuu want to bang him. You want to marryyyyy him. 😏😏😏

[7:12 PM] To “Best Friend”: The freak with a crush on me, is his name Sanji?

[7:30 PM] From “Best Friend”: HIIIII ZOROOOOO ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ yeah 😄! Sanji is great I love him u 2 should rly hang!!!!!

[7:45 PM] To “Best Friend”: you don’t have to say hi every time you know

[7:50 PM] To “Best Friend”: how do I ask him out 😐

[7:51 PM] From “Best Friend”: He LOVES to cook ask him to cook for you! He’ll die!!!

[7:52 PM] From “Best Friend”: in a good way 😅

[7:56 PM] To “Best Friend”: ok thanks 🫡

[7:57 PM] From “Best Friend”: YAYYYY

Confirmed: The name of contact “Nosebleed” changed to “Shitty Stylist”.

[9:54 AM] To “Shitty Stylist”: Hello. Sanji

[11:48 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: Oh no. I’ve been found out. 😰😰

[11:50 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: Excuse me, I have to change my name and leave the country.

[11:55 PM] To “Shitty Stylist”: 🤨 Dont be dramatic you idiot

[12:01 PM] To “Shitty Stylist”: I wanted to know if you’d like to have a meal with me… you can cook it if you’d prefer… restaurants waste shit anyway

[12:19 PM] To “Shitty Stylist”: Never fucking mind.

[12:21 PM] From “Shitty Stylist”: Wait wait wait I think I lost consciousness for a moment! The answer is yes a thousand times yes. As a date RIGHT?

[12:22 PM] To “Shitty Stylist”: of course it’s a date or I’d rather seppuku

[5:29 PM] To “Fave Goober”: Luffy, I don’t know how to be normal about having a date with Zoro. Help me!

[5:30 PM] From “Fave Goober”: I don’t think ur asking the right guy 😂😂😂

[5:34 PM] To “Fave Goober”: I mean what should I cook for him, Luffy. I can’t blow this, Luffy. He wanted me to cook instead of going to a restaurant bc he said they waste food, Luffy. Do you understand me. LUFFY!

[5:35 PM] From “Fave Goober”: wow you two are PERFECT for each other!!!! 🥰

[5:36 PM] From “Fave Goober”: Zoro LOVES white rice and sushi!!! and BEER

[5:40 PM] To “Fave Goober”: thx, you’re a lifesaver 🤝 my kitchen is a mess… I gotta put all this shit back now ong

[5:42 PM] From “Fave Goober”: Just be yourself!!! yknow I saw him checking u out at the Merry but Nami told me to leave you be 😓 he called you a TWINK and he likes ur legs

[5:46 PM] To “Fave Goober”: I might choke on my own blood before I even get to first base…

[6:39 PM]

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[6:39 PM] To “Lady Nami”: My dear platonic apple of my eye! How does my fit look?

[6:40 PM] From “Lady Nami”: Oh my god. 😬 You look like a lovesick fool.

[6:42 PM] To “Lady Nami”: Not what I asked 🙄

[6:45 PM] From “Lady Nami”: Oh, Zoro is going to think you look scrumptious even if you wear a clown costume. Trust me 😌

[8:51 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: I want to see you again very soon, Mossy 😘

[9:00 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: Best date of my life. Reality was so much better than fantasy. 🤭🤭 btw I watched when you ate, I know you loved it. You can’t fool me 😏

[9:01 AM] To “Shitty Stylist”: Shut up.

[9:02 AM] To “Shitty Stylist”: why are you so fucking cute there should be a law against it

[9:02 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: Juuuust cute? 🥺

[9:03 AM] To “Shitty Stylist”: And sexy. Skilled. Smart. Caring. I really like being with you… ♥️

[9:04 AM] From “Shitty Stylist”: eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!111 🫣

[9:05 AM] To “Shitty Stylist”: don’t pass out again seriously you’re embarrassing.

Read 9:13 AM

[10:30 AM] From “TTC”: Umm I heard you have a boyfriend, congrats! Zoro is really cool.

[10:32 AM] From “TTC”: Are you using protection?

[11:01 AM] To “TTC”: CHOPPER

[11:04 AM] From “TTC”: It’s not the 1980s anymore and HIV is a preventable illness 🥺

[11:59 AM] To “TTC”: CHOPPER! 😨 I appreciate your concern, but I had a checkup since my last partner. Please never bring it up again.

[12:01 PM] From “TTC”: Theoretically speaking, how upset would you be if I already sent Zoro a care package of condoms, lubrications, and informational booklets?

[12:05 PM] To “TTC”: That’s it I’m ending it all. 😭😭😭

[12:06 PM] From “TTC”: NOOOO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR SANJI!!!

[12:06 PM] From “TTC”: We’re here for you!

[12:07 PM] From “TTC”: Do you have someone to talk to? 😥😥

[12:09 PM] From “TTC”: I’m gonna call Luffy!!!!

[12:15 PM]

[12:15 PM] To “TTC”: Relax.

[12:29 PM] To “Fave Goober”: Whatever Chopper told you, I’m not suicidal.

[12:30 PM] To “Fave Goober”: Just mortified.

[12:31 PM] From “Fave Goober”: oh ok I kinda figured 🤣

[12:35 PM] From “Fave Goober”: give him a break btw

[12:37 PM] From “Fave Goober”: when Zoro and I decided to come out as gay and aro/ace respectively to our friends and family Chopper hosted an whole seminar 😪😪

[12:39 PM] To “Fave Goober”: I love him and all but jfc

[12:40 PM] From “Fave Goober”: just remember that it could be worse!!

[12:41 PM] To “Fave Goober”: I think I might need to delete my search history on BDSM as a precaution.

[10:00 PM] From “Captain U.”: when is the wedding 😉

[7:09 AM] From “Captain U.”: can I be ur best man Sanj I give amazing speeches

[7:18 AM] From “Captain U.”: who tops???

[7:24 AM] From “Captain U.”: Plz Viv and I joined a betting pool at the Merry

[7:30 AM] To “Captain U.”: This is Zoro. Sanji can’t come to the phone right now

[7:31 AM] From “Captain U.”: what did you DO to him

[7:35 AM] To “Captain U.”: wtf nothing he’s making breakfest

[7:36 AM] From “Captain U.”: breakfast huh 😏😏😏

[7:37 AM] To “Captain U.”: I’ve been dating him for months why are you being weird

[7:39 AM] To “Captain U.”: and the cook tops from the bottom

[7:42 AM] From “Captain U.”: I KNEW it

[8:05 AM] To “Captain U.”: I’m gonna kill you both. —Sanji

[4:05 PM] From “Princess”: Can you come over to Sanji’s and help me sweetie, our lovable idiot is having a crisis 😘

[4:06 PM] To “Princess”: lol Sure, what is it this time?

[4:06 PM] From “Princess”: He’s gonna P-R-O-P-O-S-E 🤩

[4:07 PM] To “Princess”: Oh SHIT about time!

[4:10 PM] To “Princess”: Luffy read that over my shoulder, and now I’m deaf.

[4:11 PM] From “Princess”: Oh no 😂

[4:15 PM] To “Princess”: Uhhh, Zoro is trying to call me. This can’t be good.

[4:16 PM] From “Princess”: Team Vivi and Nami assemble to handle our disaster gay man friends on two fronts!!! 🏳️‍🌈🤝

[4:27 PM] To “Princess”: Baroque Works Aquarium later? Heard they have a new exhibit they’re calling Lord of the Sea.

[4:32 PM] From “Princess”: Are you hatching a scheme?? 🤔

[4:34 PM] To “Princess”: Of course not! 🤫

[4:36 PM] From “Princess”: Well, let me know if you need the Assistant Manager to arrange anything special, she owes me a favor. ttyl

[2:53 PM] To “Best Friend”: I can’t do this 😐

[2:53 PM] From “Best Friend”: wdym!!! 🤯 YES YOU CAN

[2:54 PM] To “Best Friend”: no it’s runaway groom time 😶‍🌫️

[2:55 PM] From “Best Friend”: BUT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

[2:57 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Where tf are you. 😡 Get your dumbass back here right now.

[2:58 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: I was just taking a short walk

[2:59 PM] To “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: I think im lost mb 🙌

[3:00 PM] From “Baddest B On The Grand Line”: Are you fucking kidding me? Only YOU would be late to your own wedding. I should get paid for this shit.

[5:34 PM] To “Shitty Husband”: I thought I told you to release that fish back it’s too big

[5:35 PM] From “Shitty Husband”: I thought I told you not to worry about me and size, my lovely 😏

[5:37 PM] From “Shitty Husband”: Why are we texting on our anniversary trip, I’m in the next room!

[5:39 PM] To “Shitty Husband”: saving my voice shithead you promised to make me scream tonite remember 😤

[5:40 PM] From “Shitty Husband”: Yeah, I’ll show you I don’t need big guns to prove I’m a man. 😉

[5:41 PM] To “Shitty Husband”: Babe. the ring is already on my finger

[5:41 PM] From “Shitty Husband”: And

[5:43 PM] To “Shitty Husband”: 🙄 just fucking come here and remind me why I love you

[dreolinn]

made myself laugh with this

also wtf is my handwriting

[onelonelypiano]

a love story for the ages

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

What happened to the strength of your convictions!??!?!?

*left the stove on voice* OH FUCK MY CONVICTIONS

[cheetahsprints]

Sweet Little Death (7610 words) by dramaticinsanity Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roronoa Zoro/Sanji Characters: Roronoa Zoro, Sanji (One Piece), Tony Tony Chopper, Nami (One Piece), Monkey D. Luffy, Nefertari Vivi Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fuck Or Die, Sex Pollen, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Mildly Dubious Consent, Unsafe Sex, Bad Dirty Talk, First Time, Denial of Feelings, Mild Blood, Top Roronoa Zoro/Bottom Sanji (One Piece), Minor Nami/Nefertari Vivi, Minor Monkey D. Luffy/Nami, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary: Beware the heaven-scented flower.

[queen-of-andor]

They are so boyfriends coded here.

[rennerei]

...😎😎🌟

[cheetahsprints]

The following is an excerpt from the latest Zoro/Sanji WIP I'm working on (the pile is getting out of control dear lord) that I'm sharing (like a teaser?) for the hell of it!

For some context, Sanji is eavesdropping.

***

“—so, uh—who is it? Not me, right, ‘cause—”

“No, not you.” Sanji could practically hear Zoro’s eyes roll.

“Is it Vivi? I couldn’t blame ya—”

“No. Stop guessing.”

It has to be Nami, he realizes, because it patently can’t be me. The thought plunges through Sanji with a ripple of nausea. Sanji abandons his work to lean forward on folded arms—entranced—as though the transponder could feed him the secrets of the universe. Well if it has to be Zoro—he would treat her right, wouldn’t he? Their issues aside, Sanji could acknowledge that Zoro is an exceptional kind of guy.

That doesn’t make him feel any less sickened. Gonna see Chopper later—might be coming down with something, he notes. He also considers reducing his own allocation of raw fish in a week.

“Just tell me, man—please—you’re killing me,” Usopp begs.

***

I don't know why I like making Sanji such an idiot (When it comes to his feelings for Zoro) and I don't know if I should feel bad about it. But it amuses me to write. so