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[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]

[sukimas]

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

[mastermatoyas]

I wanna hear where you're going with this

[sukimas]

-there's snacktime

-there's always some kid screaming

-the authority figures are mostly there to keep you safe rather than get you to do anything in particular

-all else equal they would really rather you take a nap, though

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Thank you Ken! Very cool.

[bryanrl]

[himbo-of-skalitz]

And that's the game as far as I can tell...

[rowanisawriter]

i just think it’s kinda funny now even if Henry doesn’t romance Hans you still get lines like “you’ve never let me down” and “anything for you, my lord” and Hans still gives henry a love letter he wrote himself by hand and henry still says unprompted and for no reason to some random blacksmith he will never see again “i have my lord, that’s all i need”. NO ROMANCE and henry still storms a fortress where he passes up a small chance to kill the man who destroyed his village and killed his parents because Hans needs rescuing. NO ROMANCE and Hans steals the MARGRAVE’S FAMOUS BOW and gives it to henry because he thinks Henry deserves it more. NO ROMANCE and Hans tells Henry he will literally die if anything happens to him. if you don’t pursue any romance at all in this game and don’t flirt with Hans a single time and don’t do any of the optional dialogue or his little side hunt mission thing, even without any of that this is still the most insane and deep and sweet and life changing (on both their parts) and ROMANTIC relationship they’ve ever had and might ever have

[rowanisawriter]

i know that the hans romance is optional and that henry achieves a satisfying end to the arc of his character in kcd2 regardless of romance but doesn’t it just add SO MUCH that although Hans kisses him and makes that first move, that HENRY is the one who turns back instead of running away and kisses him back. it’s such a surprising moment, Not only does it subvert the expectations of us the players who know how a video game romance scene usually plays out, but it also adds to henry’s overall character arc, HE turns back, HE kisses hans, HE pushes him to the bed, all his decisions, in a story where Henry doesn’t have a lot of agency surrounded as he is by nobles who keep finding use in him and war that doesn’t care about him. HE doesn’t run away, HE chooses to turn back to hans. idk that adds so much it’s hard to untangle this scene and what it means from Henry’s story

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[dailyflicks]

BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

[margoterobbies]

FLORENCE PUGH The Kitten Interview | BuzzFeed Celeb

[ohmygodthemuppets]

Very very fond of the muppet ghosts

[1percentcharge]

I like to say ____ jumpscare whenever I see something that I recognize

[1percentcharge]

*walks into bookstore, sees Hall & Oates cd, is not jumped or scared whatsoever* omg Hall & Oates jumpscare

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[petermorwood]

Our Lot used to bitch at us for exactly the same reason: we could turn the indoor rain on and off at will (and even stand under it like utter weirdos) so what about the outdoor stuff, then?

Even worse, at one stage we had one of those hosepipe sprinklers, used to encourage the new rockery plants, and the cats were convinced we had yet another arrangement with rain that we wouldn't use for their benefit.

Robert A. Heinlein's novel "The Door Into Summer" was inspired by similar cat behaviour. Wikipedia quote:

When we were living in Colorado there was snowfall. Our cat—I'm a cat man—wanted to get out of the house so I opened a door for him but he wouldn't leave. Just kept on crying. He'd seen snow before and I couldn't understand it. I kept opening other doors for him and he still wouldn't leave. Then Ginny said, "Oh, he's looking for a door into summer." I threw up my hands, told her not to say another word, and wrote the novel The Door into Summer in 13 days...

[only-cat-memes]

[kimpossibooty]

our cat is a MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kimpossibooty]

Thank you for your incredible contribution honestly

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[gaysie]

tried explaining skam to friend who became gay during quarantine and it’s like a different world sorry we didn’t have heartstopper sorry we watched this european web show that aired little clips at different times throughout the week and we’d wait for the tumblr to post subtitles and it was the same story set in different countries and yeah it was good it was really good man