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full metal alchemist capybara edward elric plush my beloved

[glettokono]

jeff's winter event 2 - the map of course that one pre-courtcartographer is jeff

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[sandersstudies]

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

[marlynnofmany]

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

[valtsv]

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[endofbeginningarchive]

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

[endofbeginningarchive]

Reading guide

"Mr president" = me

"The oval office" = my room

"Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[king-of-fuffies]

#2735641 original posts remain

[cluepoke-archive]

Whyd no one tell me alligator Gars scientific name is Atrocious Spatula

[cluepoke-archive]

My son Atrocious Spatula

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Born to be wild

[jamskers]

The lady on the scooter was an artist named Szabó Éva (sadly she passed away 4 years ago). She decorated the scooter herself, and as far as I know she could have embroidered the dress herself too, as she was absolutely skilled at the craft and often gave away tapestries to churches.  

She worked on cars too (as well as easter eggs, besides teaching folk dance):

She learned the art of Kalocsa patterns from her mother and she believed in keeping the folk motifs alive so passionately that she reportedly told she’d paint an entire house or airplane kalocsai if anyone asked her.

[sartorialadventure]

Hungarian art

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[ragebaitingmyfatdogpt20]

Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right

[kewltunecue]

god i fucking love the scp foundation

[llatimeria]

oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing:

Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most SCPs are either Safe, Euclid, or Keter. A common misconception is that these describe how dangerous an object is, but that’s not it; object class is based on how easy they are to contain.

For example, a Safe object might be capable of causing apocalyptic damage, but if you put it in a box, it will stay in the box. (Though there are a lot of Safe SCPs that are genuinely harmless as well) 

Put a Euclid object in a box and it will usually sit in the box and not make active attempts to escape, but might escape incidentally, due to inherent unpredictability (for example, many sapient SCPs are classified as Euclid even if they’re normally friendly, just because they have free will) or just because the Foundation doesn’t understand it well enough to give it a true safe containment.

Keter objects will actively try to leave the box, and are typically malicious about it as well. Alternatively, they require so much time and energy to contain that it’s nigh-impossible to effectively contain, or are extremely poorly understood.

Thaumiel is special, because.. it is the box. It’s the object class that the Foundation uses for SCPs that are used to contain other SCPs. 

That being said: What the FUCK is Massachusetts protecting us from?

[the-haiku-bot]

That being said: What

the FUCK is Massachusetts

protecting us from?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[izzy-hands]

Edgin + being completely normal in his reactions to Xenk

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

[sheriffofmagic]

a dimension 20 themed um actually episode where they have all the intrepid heroes on and they have to answer trivia questions about their own campaigns. brennan is trapped in a soundproofed glass box to the side banging on the walls desperately trying to answer questions but is not allowed to participate

[glasspostings]

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

[hjartasalt]

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

[hjartasalt]

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

[thoodleoo]

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

[mycroftrh]

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed