It's Master Chef, not Masturbate

THAT PORK IS SO RAW I'M STILL SINGING 'HAKUNA MATATA'

[venomyouth-blog]

Dean said, “There was something about purgatory that felt pure.”

In fact

You might call it

pure-gatory

[thelordofthebuttz-deactivated20]

attractive people who look more attractive with glasses on are very dangerous and should be approached with caution

[casfucker]

[long-livethekingofthe-damned]

Now you’re mine

[panaceasexual]

omfg

Look at the fear on Castiel’s face. I don’t even have words to describe it.

[venomyouth-blog]

Just think of how terrifying this would be though; Castiel is alone with Dean in the MoL Hideout, Sam is missing, and demons are pounding at the door and walls with no other way for them to get out. (Cas is still human at this time, mind you) and Cas looks at Dean, wondering what to do, and just as the door crashes open, Dean’s eyes turn from beautifully green to pitch black. Castiel has no clue what to do, he’s outnumbered, outpowered, and has no way to escape. Now his boyfriend best friend is gone,most likely screaming inside for him to run. But he can’t leave Dean.

"You’re mine now."

[helloismypickupline-deactivated]

[martinjohnfreemans]

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

[missmultifandommess]

is that…IS THAT JOHN FREAKING BARROWMAN PULLING MARK BLOODY SHEPARD INTO HIS LAP AND HUGGING HIM?!

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

[martinjohnfreemans]

yup. therefore i must reblog again.

[wormstache-spn]

HOLY CRAP WHY HAVE I ONLY JUST SEEN THIS??!!

[handsomeyoungscapegrace]

MARK LOOKS SO HAPPY TOO

[dekulord-deactivated20140502]

I honestly don’t understand why people don’t believe aliens exist, like wtf makes us so special that out of the billions and billions of stars and planets in the universe only our solar system can sustain life?

[flourescentii]

literally the only thing more terrifying than the idea of aliens is the idea that WE ARE ALL ALONE IN THIS INFINITELY VAST UNIVERSE AND ARE THE ONLY LIVING THINGS AT ALL. DO YOU COMPREHEND HOW DISTURBING A NOTION THAT IS HOLY SHIT

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[dajo42]

all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider

rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one of my students

rubeus hagrid and holy shit legal dragons

rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about my brother

rubeus hagrid and oh god aragog why

rubeus hagrid and harry no 

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur

They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.

[chef-gordon-ramsay]

[chef-gordon-ramsay]

[venomyouth-blog]

Hey I heard there’s some AWOLNATION merch for a great price at the store

[venomyouth-blog]

It must be on SAIL

[venomyouth-blog]

Hey I heard there’s some AWOLNATION merch for a great price at the store

[affgiiillnr-deactivated20160710]

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

[cumberchameleon]

AU - Tom Hiddleston is a grown up Stormageddon

[youwillkneel-blog]

HOLY AJHKLFHAKUYCGA FUCKIN SHIT YES

[bekahbooks]

I HAVE A GREAT NEED

[rabbitholefandoms]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodbye-depravities-deactivated]

[chef-gordon-ramsay]

zetasandsatellites:

AND A WILD DAVID TENNANT APPEARS AND SCARES THE HELL OUT OF YOU!

[chef-gordon-ramsay]

any girl to her dad in any tv show ever: im not your little girl anymore dad

[dreamerbaybay]

[corporateworm-deactivated201909]

whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???

[black-nata]

avengers outtakes.

[nastyaproo]

you have to be kidding me